Author's Notes: I KNOW, IT'S BEEN, LIKE, FOOOOOOOOREEEEEEVEEEEEEER! BUT I'M STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, BELIEVE IT! (How'd you like that Naruto reference I threw in there just for you, huh?(It is a Naruto FF after all!)) I decided today, I'm going to shoot a couple stories at you'z guyz! Starting with this little puppy! (Sorry, not real puppy...) A Naruto Shippuden Triple-Chapter-Fict! Revolving around our favorite god and his angel of the ninja world, PAIN AND KONAN...I believe these chapters to be short and sweet, as well as entertaining in my hopes! So enjoy chapter 1 of... you can read! Otherwise I'd be wasting my time (and inevitably yours') writing all this! SO enjoy! Also, this is the comedic portion if you haven't guessed, it gets serious in the next 2, trust me!
Affairs between angel and god
Divine Punishment
"Konan...you've been a bad girl..." "Pain...no!" "Bend over...on my knee...now." "Please!Lord Pain, anything but that!" "Now!" Konan whined before making her way to Pain's chair. Pain widened the part in his legs. Konan stood between them, turned to the side, and laid her stomach on his leg and stuck her butt in the air. Pain's
cold eyes narrowed. He breathed in and raised his hand. Konan braced for the impact. A swift slap came to her butt, the resounding spank echoing about the room. "Gaha!" "Accept...Judgment..." Spank. "Eeee!" "Accept...Punishment..." Spank. "Aaaah!" "Accept...PAIN!" Spank! "Eeeeyah!" Pain's hand stopped on her punished
posterior. His palm felt the throb of her butt. Konan shed a tear. "You are free to go." "...Thank you...Lord Pain...for showing mercy." "Yes. Now go." "Yes, my lord." Konan walked away. "Yo!" Deidara walked in. Konan walked toward him, rubbing her pained tush, her wincing expression communicating her anguish. "Hey
Konan...what's with you?" "I don't want to talk about it." She walked past him and out the door. Deidara raised an eyebrow. "Okay...Pain, my man! Whatsup?" "Greetings Deidara." "Hey, your hand's looking pretty red, you've been practicing your Shinra Tensei?" "Yeah...that sounds about right…"
