A/N: Hello. You might know M and C from the previous stories on this account. I am a new identity! I will go by T. You might be wondering, what the fuck possessed me to make a story about such a pairing? I had met one of the most amazing people ever in a Hetalia chatroom RP (M), and we decided to do some crack. Now, we both ship this ship, hard. We're hipster shippers! Me and that most amazing person went into Google Drive and wrote this story in a 3rd Person Para-graphical Roleplay view.

I will not tolerate rude remarks about how much the pairing sucks. If you came to this story not knowing that this is in the 2p!Hetalia Human Gauken universe, featuring 2p!Italyx2p!China, which is being called PastaRice, then I have nothing to say to you but, go home, you are drunk.

The human names are screwed up all to Hell, to say the least. The names different from the regular human names are those I found in headcanons. They ARE NOT official, and purely fan-made.

China is known as Cao, Italy is known as Luciano, Romano is known as Flavio, Japan is known as Kyo, Hong Kong as Xiang (even though that's a name for 1p!Hong Kong), Korea/S. Korea is Chung Ho. Spain is still known as Antonio and Rome as Romulus. Rome is also the ONLY exception to the change of 1p! to 2p!, and he is as of this single chapter, only mentioned.

Favorites and reviews are encouraged! Give us writers the love~! Please enjoy reading!

Hetalia (c) Himaruya


Cao was told ahead of time that he'd have a roommate. He personally hoped it was a sexy woman with a slim body and a nice big ass and pair of large boobs, but sadly he was then told it was a man. He actually didn't mind men, though most made him feel small and out-sized, which often annoyed him. He walked down the halls of the school he constantly curses, acting like the pimp he made himself known to be, somewhat curious of who the hell will be sleeping in the same room as him. He soon made it to the office where this roommate would be.

Luciano sat in the office with Flavio, his stupid fashion obsessed fratello. He yawned and looked up at the ceiling as Cao walked in- not even knowing who the fuck he was going to be rooming with.. He looked over at his brother who was talking with a student that was in there for god knows what. "Fratello, come sit down. Your embarrassing yourself,'' he grumped.

"Ma il fratello ~ Queste persone sono così divertente!" He grinned and spoke in our home language.

"Non mi interessa! Sit tuo culo verso il basso." Luciano cursed at him, not realizing that his new roommate had entered.

Cao groaned to himself. "Great... they didn't tell me that they were going to be westerners... And it better NOT be that scarf wearing fag," he thought. He watched as one of the school staff members walked toward him, saying, "Ah! Cao..." He paused, wrinkling his nose as if smelling something foul. He took that sign as him smelling like smoke, but didn't get offended since it happens often. "You're roommate is right there," he said, pointing to the other one and not the blonde wearing white and a pink scarf. Cao sighed in relief, but examined the westerner closely. He walked over with the staff member to Luciano. The staff member said, "Mr. Vargas, this is Cao Pi, he will be your new roommate." He leaned in a little to Luciano. "Please do not mind the smoke smell... we can't get him to stop..."

He sighed and stood up, grabbing his bag. "Nah it's fine. Smoke smell is like home so-'' he stopped right there. Not about to say anything about his life in Italy. "Nevermind, just forget it.". He looked over at his brother, and sighed.

"I'll stay out of trouble. Don't worry," he said and waved his hand. "Go. Shoo."

Cao tuned them out, not really caring. "Well, Cao will take you back to your room Mr. Vargas... and please don't develop any habits from him..." the staff member said before walking off. Cao rolled his eyes. "The staff are full of idiots..." He looked at Luciano, and realized that he's slightly taller than him, thus being annoyed. "Damnit..." he thought.

Luciano looked down at Cao and grinned. "Don't like being short? Well... Drink soy milk. Makes your tits grow.'' he grinned and smacked Cao's chest with a book.

Cao grunted when the book hit his chest, and he looked up glaring at him. "No one asked you, dip-shit," he protested, slamming the book back to Luciano and started walking off. "Hurry up, I'm not going to wait for you," he said, leaving the office.

He grinned at the other and caught up easily. "You're so small you know that right? I bet everything about you is small. Everything."

Cao didn't look at him, but was obviously about to lose his shit on this guy. "Just because I'm not as tall as you, don't mean that everything about me is inferior to you. I can assure you... there are things that surpassyou, by good amounts. Just ask nearly every hot girl here. There isn't one who hasn't been pleasured by my sexy self," he argued, a smirk spreading across his face in pride.

He smirked. "What's your size then?" he crossed his arms, waiting.

"More than a girl's vital regions can fit inside," Cao replied with pride.

Luciano smirked at him, "You realize that they are only around 4 inches deep?" He smacked Cao on the back, hopefully breaking his pride.

"Exactly my damn point, ass-head," he replied, glaring at him. "And don't touch me, or I'll give your hands to the British creep to make cupcakes out of."

"How much you wanna bet I'm bigger?" He smirked, "And I'll touch you if I want to." "Hopefully hiding the fact that I'm gay..."

Cao scoffed. "As if you're bigger. Your ego tells me all I need to know about its size. Besides, I wouldn't want to know another guy's size! Damn. It's not like I'm ever going to see, nor would I want to!" he said.

"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit shitshitFUCK"he mentally cursed. "Non e 'quello che volevo dire Asshat-"

"I really don't want to bother trying to figure out what the hell you just said," Cao said."What is with these damned westerners? Do they really compare sizes like that? Jeez, even I have my standards." he thought, but shakes off the thought, thinking it'd be best that he stop thinking about it. They soon reached the room and Cao pulled out a key and opened the door, going inside. "You're on the bottom," Cao stated, not looking at Luciano. There were clothes left out on the floor and disregarded. There was a desk with a computer, with internet connection. The closet was slightly open but you could make out a decent amount of rope; enough to tie someone up.

"Aren't I always..." he mumbled to himself. "Sono sempre in basso. Non importa quello che sto cazzo cazzo sempre in basso."

Cao took off his hat and sat down at the computer. Since it was a weekend day, uniforms weren't enforced on the premises. Cao personally just absolutely disliked being told and forced to wear something, especially if it's a uniform. "The stupid school staff will come by later to give you a stupid uniform. You can wear whatever under the ugly sweater-vest, but- Just trust me it's pretty damn bad..."

"Kay... mind if i take my shirt off? It's itchy as fuck. Flavio made me wear it." he cursed his brother.

"Its ugly as fuck anyway, so knock yourself off... as long as you don't go waving your 'member' around like a moron while you're at it, gāisǐ de xī fāng rén..." Cao replied, eyes fixed on the computer screen.

"Why in the name of Cazzo Santo would I do that?" he asked and took off his shirt, revealing a very... VERY fit chest.

"Hell if I know..." he said, turning around to see if he was actually doing it, but caught himself quickly turning back to the screen having seen the chest, eyes widened slightly. Cao just caught THE weirdest feeling, and just as quickly as it came, he shook it off as if nothing, or at least, he hoped it was nothing.

Luciano noticed him look and grinned. "Don't mind me," he said getting up and going over to the door, doing a backflip and landing with his legs over the top so he could do sit ups. Because fuck physics. He sighed and started doing them liek a baws. (A/N: The other writer told me to leave it spelled like that. Please over-look this error. )

Cao sighed, shaking his head, looking up porn on the computer, having 'bribed' a guy to hack the school's site permissions so he can get to the porn in the first place. He doesn't always have sex, so he does this to occupy the time that he has nothing better to do.

He grinned and started mentally counting. "1...2...3...4...5.."

Someone came through the door, pushing it more open than it was, not noticing the legs hanging over thus causing Luciano to collide with the wall. He came over to Cao, hooking an arm around his shoulders. "Looking at more porn, brother?" he said. Cao didn't look at him, "No I'm writing about dolphins... Of course I am you dip shit! What else does it look like I am doing!" He frowned, "Jeez calm your nips man."

Luciano rolled his eyes and did a backflip off the door, and laid on his bed. "Rude."

The guy turned around, raising one of his thick eyebrows at Luciano. "Who's pink eyes?"

"Uh?"

"That's my westerner roommate, Xiang," Cao answered, closing out the browser and standing up, doing is best to avoid looking at Luciano. "You got my part?" Xiang nodded, pulling out a nice and thick roll of cash and giving it to Cao. "Is there anything else? I'm not in a mood for my patience to be tested." Xiang shook his head, then left.

Luciano looked over, "Who was that?"
"My younger brother, Xiang. He's too fucking hyper and talks too much, but he does good work..." Cao answered, still trying to avoid looking at Luciano. "It'd be best if you don't get yourself involved in what I do." Cao started walking to the door. "Get a damn shirt on, I need to show you around, or else I'll get a fucking lecture."

He nodded and put on a tanktop. "I have a feeling you hate it here."

"The staff are obnoxious, the western students are just as so, the food isn't half as good, and the guy who freaking runs this place is an ass. Not to mention I was forced here against my will, even though what I plan to do with my life doesn't even require a fucking education. Worst part is, this school is famous for all the gays here, even if there are women," Cao explained, waiting for Luciano to get out of the room so he could lock it up.

Luciano walked out and watches Cao. "I take you don't like gays?" he had a slight disappointed tone in his voice.

"I never said that... It's just implied that every guy here are interested in men. One of the reasons I'm known to of fucked every woman who goes here," Cao said locking the door and started walking down the hallways.

"Oh... Makes sense," Luciano said.

Cao started showing Luciano around, showing him most of the building, and coming up to the lunchroom. "Lets grab a bite..." he said, surprisingly not in a rather rude tone like he had previously. He walked into the lunchroom with Luciano, which was only partially filled due to the time of day, mainly with the nerds and geeks. He brought himself and Luciano to the counter and looked at the menu. They never really had anything good in the first place, but do have a select choice of all sorts of foreign food. It's rumored that there is only one American at all and this is a college in America. Cao eyed the menu, sighing, just ordering Chinese noodles.

Luciano looked up at the Menu and ordered something that only an Italian person would know how to say.

Cao didn't even bother trying to figure out what the hell it was that he ordered, but they soon received the food and sat down away from the others, who Cao noticed started whispering things. He couldn't make out what they were saying, but he didn't really care either. He opened the styrofoam container and pulled apart the chopsticks, starting to eat the noodles.

Luciano sat down with his food that actually looked quite delicious. "mm.. "

Cao glanced over to Luciano, then to whatever he was eating a couple times, but decided not to ask him what the hell it was, having only ever eaten food he was accustomed to.

Luciano looked over at Cao and grinned. "Wanna try it?"

Cao looked at him with an unamused expression, looking at him, then the food, then him again. "Why would I want to try something when I don't know what it even is?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Its- actually based off of Chinese food. Aren't you chinese?"

"Yeah. What about it?" he replied.

"Would you like to try it?"

"Eehh... no."

"You suuuuure?"

"Yeah, pretty damn sure..."

"Laaaaaaame" Luciano grinned and started eating.

Cao rolled his eyes, starting to finish up his meal, mumbling, "Pestering ass..."

"Tā mā de guānbì gāngmén," Luciano grinned as he spoke in Chinese.

"Fuck you too lard-ass," he barked back.

"No thanks."

"Uggh!" Cao groaned, finishing his noodles, tossing the chopsticks inside it and sealing the container, getting up, smacking Luciano in the head and throwing away the container. "You can find your own way back to the room, bèn mēmā tā mā de be de liǎn!" Cao said loud enough for Luciano to hear him before storming out of the lunchroom, going back to the room.

He easily found his way back, having memorized the whole place

Cao didn't dare look at him, and was just laying on his bed, staring up at the ceiling.

Luciano laid on his bed and sighs.

Cao eventually fell asleep like that, looking so peaceful too. He didn't have anything covering his body and didn't change out of the clothing he's worn for the day.

Luciano looked at Cao and smiled then laid in his bed again.

Inside the dream world of Cao...

Cao, was in a fancy Chinese mansion, surrounded by hooker-dressed hot women, barely covered at all, and pleasing him in every form, in which did not involve sex. The women were kissing him and putting their hands places that pleased him greatly. He felt he was in a Heaven on Earth; thinking there isn't anymore he could want! But then a figure came through the main doors in which were in direct view of where Cao was, with the women. As the figure came closer, he was able to make out that it was a man, and was slightly taller than him. When he was close enough, Cao's eyes widened as he looked up at the figure, recalling the face. The women scurried off, giggling, leaving Cao and who he now identified as Luciano there.

Luciano looked down at Cao and grinned, then stepped closer and tilted his head up. Staring into his eyes, he slowly leaned down and pressed his lips to Cao's.

Cao's eyes widened even more, and a blush quickly appeared on his face, as he tried to break away from him.

He grinned and held him close by the waist, significantly stronger than Cao, easily keeping him in place.

Cao put his hands against Luciano's chest in attempt to push him away, glaring at him, blush deepening as he does so. "I-Idiot! L-Let me go!" he protested.

"But why? You know you don't want me to..." he grinned, speaking the truth.

Cao continued to resist, not wanting to give into submission... or the truth. He keeps that dark red blush, now trying to get his legs up to kick him away.

Luciano got an idea and sat down, pulling Cao over him. "This any better?

"F-Fuck no! I said let me go! Do it before I shove my fist down your throat!" he said in protest, continuing to try and push him away, or at least keep him from doing anything unwanted.

"But Cao~ This is a dream~ You want me to do this~"

Cao's eyes shot open and looked at him. "So this is a dream? Meaning I can wake up and this nightmare will be over!" he said. "But shit! How do I wake up? DAMNIT ALL!" he screamed in his head. "And I do not want this! Unhand me damnit!"

Luciano interrupted the dream, kicking Caos bed. "Yo. Fuck face. Wake up. Stop screaming damn it."

Cao shot up from the bed, though having to hold himself up with one arm and holding his head in the other hand, panting. He looked around and found himself in his room, sighing in relief, rubbing his temple. He mumbled a few curses in Chinese, then noticed something... in his pants. He quickly pulled the covers over his legs, blushing lightly. "Fuck!" he thought, and started cursing at himself in his head.

Luciano stood up and looked over at Cao, one eyebrow raising.. "You look like you've seen a ghost," he said worriedly. "What's wrong?"

He looked at Luciano for a moment, before looking off another direction. "Nothing you need to concern yourself with. Don't bug me about it..." Cao stated, feeling the disturbance he had woken up with fading, fortunately for him.

"Nothing my ass. You look like a straight guy that had a gay dream. Trust me, know the feeling. Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt."

Cao's eyes widened but quickly narrowed, and pushed Luciano in the face. "You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Keep your fucked up dreams to yourself," he said in a stern tone, even though that was his dream. Was he straight? He surely isn't gay... or is he? He's fucked plenty of girls! But... did he really enjoyed it? WHY WAS HE ASKING HIMSELF THESE QUESTIONS?!

Luciano growled at Cao. "I never said it was my fucking dream you fucking asshat." he said and whacked him over the head with a shoe.

Cao held his head and glared at him. "You infact said you had a dream you just accused me of having, w-which I didn't! You stupid asswipe! Just mind your own business!" Cao exclaimed, swinging his legs over the edge and dropping down.

"Fuck. You." he growled and got back on his bed.

"No thanks," he said, in a mocking tone.

"Unlike you I actually have a Fiancee and don't use girls."

"You? Engaged? Ha! That's about as likely as my ass growing a leaf," he scoffed.

" I can fucking call her right now,"

"Go ahead and do it. I fucking dare you," he said eyeing Luciano.

Luciano got out his phone and called his Fiancee, and put it on speaker.

A female voice picked up on the other end. "Luciano! How nice of you to call me! How's that new school of yours, honey?" said the voice.

Luciano grinned, "Its pretty interesting, say hi to my new roommate, Cao. Cao say hi to my future wife~"

Cao takes the phone from him and puts up to his ear. "Luciano's fucked 3 other people since he got here, and not even said a word about you until now. You should dump this fucker and find yourself a real man," he said before hanging up on her and tossing the phone back. "Not anymore."

"FUCK YOU CAO" he yelled and quickly texted her that it wasn't true.

Smirks in success, taking his hat and putting it on. "Well, I got someplace to be. Don't wait up on me," he said walking toward the door.

Luciano growled and threw a shoe at the back of Cao's head, NOT missing, hitting him HARD.

The shoe hitting Cao knocked him off balance and started tripping forward, slamming his forehead into the wall. He groaned loudly holding his head, and turning around, glaring at him with death in his eyes. "YOU'RE GONNA PAY YOU WESTERN FUCK!" he yelled, charging at him, fist dragging behind him. He wasn't paying attention to where he was stepping, since his floor was a messy clusterfuck, and tripped over that shoe, flying some into the air, falling on top of Luciano and from the momentum and projectile angle, landing on him and their lips clashing together. Cao's eyes shot open, as a blush quickly emerged on his face, quickly pulling away and putting his arm over his mouth.

He just laid there silently... then sat up and looked at Cao and shook his head.

Cao was shaking lightly, obviously stunned by what just occurred, then his wide eyes narrowed into a harsh glare and his clenched his teeth. "DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID YOU STUPID WESTERN FUCK?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO START SOMETHING?!" Cao started yelling.

"Me?! You're the fuck who hasn't cleaned the damn room!"

"You're the dumbass who threw the shoe causing me to trip!"

"You're the fuck with the gay dreams!" he said and turned over and laid facing at the wall.

"Damnit you moron! I didn't have gay dreams! I never had and I never will!" he protested back, picking up the shoe that caused this shit and threw it at him. "And stop with the fucking shoes! Next time I'll tear it in half!"

Luciano caught the shoe easily and looked back at Cao. "Yes you did, wanna know how I know? I WAS THERE AND COULD CONTROL A FUCKING THING!"

Cao put his hands to his ears. "NOPE! CAN'T HEAR YOU! FUCK OFF YOU CUNT FACED BITCH!" he shouted in protest, sealing his eyes shut, not wanting to believe a damned word he says.

"Ugh!" he groaned and put headphones on, then turned on music that was REALLY loud.

Cao quickly gets up and leaves the room, going to his brother's room to stay with them tonight, not being able to stand another moment with the Italian. He knocked on the door several times, hearing cursing and complaints from the other side and his brother say, "Who the fuck is it?" when the door was opened, only to be shoved out of the way and barging in. "I'm staying here tonight. I'm not putting up with that bastard and I'm going to get him a room exchange tomorrow," Cao said, pulling Chung Ho, Xiang's Korean roommate off the top bunk and climbing up. "Wake me up as soon as you do. Make sure you wake up an hour earlier or else I'll beat both your asses!" Cao exclaimed, pulling the covers over him, grumbling curses and death plots in Chinese before eventually falling asleep. Xiang sighed in irritation, and let Chung Ho sleep in his bed.

Luciano laid there, listening to his precious music and texting his fiancee. (who forgave him) He sighed and laid there, not hearing Flavio and his roommate knock.

"Luciano! Open this door right now before I kick it down! Luciano! Luciano!" Antonio shouted through the door, banging on it with his fist hard, dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep. "Grr! LUCIANOO!"

He got up, turned down his music and opened the door. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?"

"ABOUT TIME YOU OPENED THE DOOR!" he shouted. "And your stupid sassy brother kept bugging me and wouldn't let me sleep until we came! Be a pissed fuck about it to him!" he added, standing aside revealing Flavio.

"Oh my go-" Luciano started, then saw the look on his brothers face. "Flavio? What's wrong?"

"I-I... I thought I felt something hurt you... so..."

That next morning, Cao was woken up early by his brother, also taking a pair of his uniform clothing and rushing down the halls to the office, barging through the door, and with a pissed attitude and narrowed, hateful eyes, goes up to the counter, slamming his fists on the desk. "I DEMAND you get rid of that western idiot! I want him to get a room change and stay with some other unlucky soul!" he shouted, glaring harshly at the lady there.

"I am sorry, but you will have to fill out paperwork and then it will have to go through processing, eventually getting to-" she started, but was rudely and abruptly interrupted by Cao. "I DEMAND IT BE DONE RIGHT NOW!" he shouted. The assistant principal came next to the woman, giving Cao a hard glare, but was unfazed. "Stop your yelling right this instant. You will not be so rude and disrespectful in such a manner!"

"Save it for someone who cares, gramps!" he barked back. "I want that western moron to get a room change, right now!"

"Not only will we not do that, but you're also going to be here for a long while after classes today. Detention. Now leave and get ready for your first class before I get security," he said with a stern tone and look, obviously not going to be convinced any different.

Cao growled at him, then stormed off out of the office, running intorunning into his Japanese cousin, who was in the outdoors part of the school, smoking a cigarette alone. Cao came up to him, taking the packet and lighter out of his hands and lighting himself one, grumbling curses in Chinese. "Damned westerned bastard... Damned school..." His cousin raised an eyebrow at him, and guessed he was blowing a fuse over his roommate. "I'm not going to put up with his shit..." Cao continued to groan.

"Why don't you just kick his sorry ass out, Cao?" Kyo asked. "I just tried to get him removed from my room and stick him with some other stupid soul. They kicked me out and now 2 fucking hours for who knows how long of several days just went down the drain!" Cao exclaimed, then his voice went low, to a mutter, "Fucking idiot throwing that damned shoe... Thank whoever the bitch believes in no one saw..." "What was that?" he asked. Cao blew out a puff of smoke, not looking at Kyo. "Nothing important," Cao answered, a light blush growing on his face. Kyo didn't believe him, but decided it wasn't worth getting a yelling at for pushing it. Cao eventually finished the cigarette, flicking it outwards and disregarding its existence, letting out another groan.

Luciano dodged a kick from his brother and ended up falling of the roof that they were practicing on and landed on his hands and feet a few feet from where Cao and Kyo were. He stood up and felt his ankle suddenly burst in pain and he fell again.

Cao and Kyo's eyes widen at the sudden appearance of Luciano, and watched at he had tried to get up, but falling again. "What the fuck are you doing you dumbass?!" Cao shouted, really not wanting to see him at the moment. Kyo remained silent, raising an eyebrow. "So THAT's the guy Cao's having a fit about..." Kyo thought.

"Mind your own fucking business fuckface," he said and tried to stand up using the wall but fell down again. "Madre di Cazzo questo fa male..."

"I would of but you fell from the fucking sky! And you can't even stand can you?! Nǐ zhège yúchǔn de tā mā de! Nǐ wèishéme bùnéng yǒngyuǎn zuò zhèngquè de shìqíng ma?" Cao said annoyed, not planning on helping him either way, just glaring at him. Kyo decided to keep his mouth shut for the time being, not wanting to invoke Cao's wrath more than he's already exposing.

"I WOULD have been able to if you had just SHUT THE CAZZO UP LAST NIGHT!" he glared. "Geez... and I'm not the one who always messes up! I was just fiiiiiiiiine until you started screeching your lungs out when you had that god awful dream! And YES I KNOW that you're denying it but you said it yourself in your sleep! So just fuck off of my business."

"DON'T YOU EVEN BRING THAT UP! WHY WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME WHILE I SLEPT? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WESTERNERS?! AND WHAT DOES LAST NIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES YOU FALLING OFF THE DAMN ROOF JUST TWO MINUTES AGO?!" Cao shouted, glaring and fists clenched.

"Cao, what dream is he talking about? I thought you had lucid dreams..." Kyo said. Cao shot him a harsh glare, and Kyo backed down, "Forget I asked..." Cao turned back to glaring at Luciano.

Luciano glared at Cao. "Just shut the fuck up and help me."

Cao scoffed. "And why would I do that? You just told me to stay out of your fucking business."

"THIS IS NOT MY fucking business! This is my brother's! Just help me up."

"Well obviously it is, considering IT'S YOUR FUCKING ANKLE! And considering the way you've treated me I really don't want to," Cao barked back.

"I'll tell everyone about your fucking dream if you don't get your ass over here and help me. I heard you say my name followed by-"

"OKAY OKAY FINE JUST STOP TALKING!" Cao shouted, in fear his cousin would hear, or anyone else who might be creeping around, hopefully getting blackmail or something. He sighed and walked over to Luciano, helping him up and letting him use him as support. "And stop bringing it up!"

"Blackmail~" he grinned and stood up.

Cao mentally cursed himself, and immediately regretted giving in, knowing he's going to be forced into shit in the near future. "Shut up," he said, helping Luciano walk to the school clinic. Kyo accompanied them for a while, before walking off some other direction before they got there. Cao walked into the clinic with Luciano. The nurse took over helping Luciano and began treating him. Moments after finishing, she came back with crutches. "It's not as bad as I had feared. You can still attend your classes, but you won't be able to walk on that foot for a few days. And according to your schedule, which you should've gotten this morning with your uniform and school supplies, you have nearly the exact schedule as Cao, so he'll be helping you with transporting your things."

Cao felt his eye twitch, and groaned, rubbing his head in annoyance. "Great... JUST what I needed..." he groaned under his breath. The nurse handed Luciano the crutches and adjusted them accordingly to Luciano, and handed them a note, having the bell for the first class ringing already. "Just go and get your stuff and get to class, and you'll be excused," she said with a smile.

Luciano nodded and stood up, using the crutches and shot a dirty look at Cao.

Cao caught the look and felt a small shiver run up his spine, quickly shaking it off and sighing. He left with Luciano and went back to the room, getting both their things and walked down the halls into their first walked into the room, the professor was just about to get started as Cao handed him the note he had received from the clinic nurse. As if things weren't bad enough for Cao, the man assigned the empty seat next to him to Luciano. Cao felt like killing himself then, knowing he's going to fall straight to the ground.

He and Luciano sat down in the seats, people whispering. Cao just tuned everything and everybody out, thinking of ways to get out of this hole he's fallen into.

He looked over at Cao and shook his head, then walked over to the board on his crutches, and started working on a problem, it filling up the whole board. "-Hence proving your theory wrong Professor."

The entire class was stunned, though some giggling. The professor, though, was intrigued, and examined what Luciano had wrote. He patted Luciano on the back giving him an impressed smile. "Excellent work Mr. Vargas. Finally another student who isn't a completely moron." Cao was impressed himself, but scoffed and rolled his eyes. Some of the other students booed in protest and others had no fucks to give.

He grinned and walks back to his seat and sat down, ignoring everyone waiting for the next class.

The bell soon rang, and Cao sighed, picking both his things, and Luciano's, feeling as if he was getting weird looks not just by him, and walked to their next class. "You're a showoff you know? I am too, but I'm dead sexy and earned that right," Cao said.

"Pfft... like hell. I saw your face when I slid my shirt off." he whispered not wanting anyone to hear.

Cao's eyes widened, a small blush appearing and looking away. "As if! Even so, still can't compare to me!" he replied, trying to keep his pride in his tone.

"If you say so," he rolled his eyes.

Cao scoffed. "Ignorant ass," he thought, but being reminded of that event caused the image of the memory kept appearing in his head, and he tried to shake it off.

A few hours later, they left to go get lunch, this time the room being more crowded. While Cao and Luciano received their lunches, Cao left Luciano there to go sit down with his asian family, which are known to be a bit of a gang. Cao immediately started talking 'business', forgetting all about Luciano.

Luciano had to lunch and went over to his brother and sat down. "You are an evil little fuck you know this right?"

"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you Fratello!" Flavio whimpered.

"Yeah jeez man, cut him some slack. He's just a sassy gay, not much you can do," Antonio said, eating Spanish cuisine.

"I have to deal with that fuck over there all fucking day now!" he whined in annoyance. Flavio leaned on Antonio, as he did the other night, as smiled.

"Well news flash you Italian butt-sock, if you don't get on that fuck's good side, then you're gonna have a hard time here. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience!" Antonio said, not minding being leaned on.

"That's kind of hard considering what he's already fucking put me through... and Fl-" Luciano watched the two carefully. "What in the actual fuck?"

Antonio raised an eyebrow at him. "What is it? Cat got your tongue?" he asked.

"Are you two...?"

"Are we what? Showing affection? Dating? No, we're flying bricks. What the hell does it look like?" Antonio said, with an annoyed tone.

"Woah... geez. That was fast."

"Well your brother kept bugging me, and I eventually gave in. I actually don't regret it all too much... yet," he replied.

"Thats... Good job Flavio. I'm glad your not scared of relationships anymore."

"Since we're on the topic... What about you? Got your eyes set on anyone? I gotta warn you though, none of the girls are virgins. That Chinese pimp-ass saw through to that," Antonio said. Coincidently, Cao sneezed right after Antonio mentioned him.

"I heard..." He grumbled. "Fucking lucky girls..."he thought to himself.

Antonio impatiently tapped his fingers on the table. "Well? I'm waiting..."

"Uhm, no not really..."

Flavio leaned over to Antonio's ear, "He's confused at the moment, he doesn't know what the hell he is so..."

Antonio sighed and shrugged. "Whatever, just don't get yourself involved with the frenchman here. If he gets too interested, he'll rape you without remorse or regret. Same with the Russian, of course he really hasn't done anything like that, but he's a scary person so people rumor about it.

"There's a Russian here~?"

Antonio raised an eyebrow. "Yeah... he has a shovel in his room and he's beaten the shit out of a good few students. He's large and depressed but hides it behind a poker face and all he really does is grunt. You don't want to be sexually attracted to him, trust me. I nearly got on his bad-side."

"Is that him?" Luciano asked and pointed over to him.

Antonio leaned in a bit, lowering his voice, "Yeah... but don't let him hear or see you talking about him, he doesn't take it too lightly..." He pulled back and made it voice normal, "I wouldn't want to get involved with the Asians though. They might be some of the smartest people in the world, but here they are just some gang, fucking the women whenever they get the chance to, selling drugs, stealing money, threatening for money. All that shit. That Cao guy leads it, and no one is brave enough to tell the staff, either that or they just don't care."

"Well I kinda like... proved the Math Professor wrong... so..."

"Dude that guy's a prick. He constantly calls us dimwit morons and gives us so much work, saying we need to get off our asses and learn and crap. Did he blow a fuse or what?" Antonio said.

"He said he was impressed... and gave me a look. Why?"

"Oh shit dude. That isn't good. If he didn't blow a fuse... Oh holy shit man. Just- Keep an eye on where his hands go, and if he asks you if you want to do something that needs you to stay after class, say no and get the fuck out of there; Don't look back, don't reconsider," Antonio said with a look of concern.

"Is this something my Grandpa should know about? I mean... he does technically run the the school and all..."

"Trust me. Several students have reported this but he's always blown it off. He knows about it but just flat out doesn't care," Antonio answered.

"Mio Nonno is a caring guy, he probably has a good reason for it... and if the professor does try something I've got all the protection I need."

"You better pray to whatever the fuck you believe in you do," Antonio replied.

"Besaste mi hermano Antonio ya?" Lucino asked and grinned, watching him.

"Fratello I didn't know you knew Spanish!"

"Si. What about you? Have you kissed anyone before? At all?" Antonio asked.

"No..."

Flavio grinned. "Bambino Fratello..." he looked up at Antonio. "Hes only 19."

Antonio raised an eyebrow, smirking a little. "I have a feeling the way you said that says you're hiding something."

"What do you mean? No I've never kissed anyone. Why is that hard to believe?" he asked, a truthful tone filling his voice and his face went poker.

Antonio shrugged, that smirk still on his face. "Alright, if you say so..."

He rolled his eyes and looked over at the Russian man. "He is kinda cute though..."

Antonio immediately sprung up, putting a hand over his mouth. "You dimwit! Don't say that out loud!" Antonio looked over at him, and sighed in relief that he did not turn around and send a scary death-filled glare their way. Antonio removed his hand and sat back down. "Are you brain dead or what? I had just gotten through saying to not get involved with him! It will only bring bad!"

"Maybe I want something bad." Luciano said flatly.

"Well you'll regret it if you want it from him! He'll kill you without hesitation or a second's thought! I've been here longer than you, you little Italian fuck. Listen and heed my damn words!" Antonio argued.

"Well... Maybe thats just what I want okay?" Lucanoi said and crutched out of the room.

"I think... something bad happened." Flavio said.

"You think?" Antonio replied.

Cao, who had glanced over to where Luciano was, watched as he left the room. "What the hell pissed him off..." he thought, then came to a sudden realization. "Why the fuck do I care?!" He shook off the feeling he received and went back to what he was doing.

Luciano laid in his bed and sighed. "Not like I give a damn anymore." He pulled out his phone and texted his fiancee that it wasn't going to work.

Not much later, most of the students there left the lunchroom, but there was still some 30 minutes left and Cao walked inside the room, not even caring to notice Luciano and just sat at the computer, though not looking up porn.

Luciano laid there listening to music, not knowing Cao was there, and cried silently. Not knowing that it was just barely hearable.
Cao heard the crying and turned around, jolting slightly out of surprise. "Damnit! Why didn't you say you were here? And why are crying?!" he said, looking at Luciano.

He pulled the blanket over his head not wanting to be seen, "Just don't ask..."

Cao got up, yanking the covers off Luciano and glared at him, also taking the headphones away from his ears. "Too fucking bad, I'm asking. Now I'm demanding you tell me since you're making such a big deal about it," he said sternly.

"I'm making a big deal?! I'm just laying here you fucking dick. Not everyone has to listen to your shit!" he yelled and punched Cao in the stomach taking his headphone back and pulling the blanket back up. "Go the fuck away."

Cao grunted, then scowled, glaring at the covered Luciano. "Fine then, you cry-baby fuck! See if I care!" he said, going over to his computer, closing out the browser and walks to the door, about to storm out. "You can get your own ass to class," he added before slamming the door on his way out.

He laid in his bed, having already told Romulus that he wasn't going to be going to the rest of his classes today. He turned over and looked at the chair Cao was sitting at and got up and went over to it. He, with his gloved hands, pulled up the history of the browser, and took a picture of it with his phone- to examine later because why the fuck not. He re-closed the browser and put the mouse exactly where it was before and laid in his bed again, falling asleep.

Several hours have passed since then, and Cao came into the room, rather stealthily and quietly, unsure if Luciano was in here. He shut the door and looked over and saw Luciano still there on the bed. He sighed quietly, and went over to his computer, changing his settings to Chinese and searching something, constantly looking over his shoulder to make sure Luciano wasn't going to wake up.

Luciano laid there, dead asleep- moaning softly every now and again.

After a good while, he cleared his history, changed his settings back to English, and clearing his history again, before closing out the browser and shutting it down. He walked over to the small window that the room had, opening it and lighting a cigarette, losing himself in his thoughts.

Luciano woke up as Cao opened the window and looked over at him.

Cao wasn't paying attention to his surroundings and didn't notice Luciano awake. He sighed softly, and to himself he said, "I'm in the mood for sex..."

"Then just go down the hall to an of the girls' rooms. Pretty sure none of them would think a second thing about it." Luciano said, completely normal tone.

Cao jumped a little at the sudden voice, turning sharply around and looking at him. "Honestly if I wanted your opinion, I would've asked. And besides, I already know that," he said, a smirk appearing on his face. "No woman could resist my sexiness. And they all already know just how greatly I can pleasure them!"

"I'm sure there are a lot of guys that are jealous," he said calmly.

"Heh..." Cao blew out a puff of smoke. "I know there is. They just can't compare themselves to me and my irresistible self. Most of the women basically came crawling to me... though the more ripe ones required a little effort, it was worth it, to say the least," he bragged, a smug grin on his face.

"Who said I meant of you? I was told by someone that they were jealous of the girls. Not you." Luciano looked over at Cao, with a small grin. "Then again, you don't swing that way do you?"

Cao scoffed, putting the cigarette up to his mouth, then blew out another puff of smoke. "I know there are men who are jealous of the girls. This is a school known for gays. Like I said previously, because of that, people think that all the men are gay. And no, I in fact don't 'swing that way'. They can keep their sexual interests to themselves..." he said, though looking away near the end, back out the window.

"Might be hard living with one for a while then..." he said nearly inaudible. He reached under his bed and got out his own pack of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it.

Cao sighed, standing up and finishing the cigarette then flicking it out the window. "I have something I need to do. I'll be gone for a couple hours... Though I don't know why I'm telling you. You probably don't even care," he said, then shrugged, taking off the uniform and putting on his normal attire.

"I could care less but, your life is your life," he said inhaling a long breath of smoke, and holding it in for a moment then exhaling it.

"Point taken," he said, putting his hat on and shoving a handful of cash into his pocket, walking to the door. "If there's anything more you need to say, hurry up and say it, I'm not going to stand here forever."

"There is one thing..."

Cao looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "Well... spit it out!" he said.

"Your lips are really soft," Luciano said, crushing it out then rolling back over on his bed.

Cao's eyes widened a bit, a blush creeping onto his face. "J-Just shut up!" he said before shutting the door fairly hard. He stood there for a moment, before shaking his head and sighing, before going to his destination, off of school grounds.

Luciano grinned. "That outta keep him away for a while..."

Several hours later, just about midnight that night, Cao creeped down the halls, barefooted, not wearing any pants but holding them in his arms, along with his shoes, and his shirt opened up. He made it to his room, quickly unlocking and opening the door, stepping inside and shutting it quietly, sighing softly. "I'm going to hear about this..." he said softly.

Luciano sat against the wall on his on laptop, watching something with headphones in...

Cao saw the light from the laptop and saw Luciano awake. He jumped a little in surprise, quickly trying to get on his pants, but accidently falling over. "Fuck!" he said under his breath.

Luciano looked up at Cao and grinned, "Have fun?"

Cao sighed and stood up. "Yeah, I did actually. I had a fucking blast," he said in a rude tone.

"Just don't get anything on my bed," Luciano said and started watching again.

Cao rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Whatever." He climbed up onto the bed, still not wearing his pants, and covered himself with the blankets and closed his eyes to go to sleep.

Luciano sighed and stayed up all night typing at inhuman speed.

The next morning, Luciano was still awake, and Cao was beginning to stir, holding his pillow and making kissing noises.

Luciano grinned but ignored it, and kept on typing.

Cao let out a groggy groan, and softly started saying something, but only the first part of it, "L-Lu..." then it turned into a soft snore, before another groggy groan was released and he opened his eyes, still tired.

Luciano looked over at the bunk beds and stared. "Did he just... no... no. Couldn't have"

Cao quickly got out of his dazed trance, and glared at the staring Italian. "The fuck you lookin' at?"

"N-nothing... nothing.." he responded and went back to typing.

Cao sighed heavily, too tired to fight about it, and sat up. "Kyo's going to have my ass..." he said softly, sliding off the bed, his boxers a little too low without noticing it, and looking around on the floor.

Luciano looked without looking and grinned, then looked at his screen. "So many fucking letters..."

Cao turned around after pulling up some pants, narrowing his eyes at Luciano. "Did you really stay up all fucking night? You do realize that you have classes to catch. Not that I care, or want to go either," he said.

"Yea I was up all night... I'm fine though." Luciano said.

Cao rolled his eyes. "What were you doing that's so important to have you stay up all night doing?" he asked.

"That's a secret."

Cao scoffed, a small smirk appearing. "Secret my ass. Tell me what it is."

"Why?"

"You've perked my interest. Now tell me."

"Not anything interesting... just you know... writing a porn script is all."

Cao raises his eyebrow, unamused. "Porn huh... Let me see what you got."

He nodded and handed the computer over.

He started reading through it, surprisingly impressed by how well it's done. "Well shit... I'm impressed."

"Thank you~"

He handed the computer back, turning around and picking up a shirt and replacing it, then putting the stupid and ugly sweater-vest over it, groaning softly in annoyance. "Hate these damned uniforms..."

"I could... ask my Grandpa if you could just not wear it...If you wanted..."

"It's going to be a pain with the rest of the staff members and I'd preferable not go through that shit," he replied.

"Actually, I don't have to wear it,, neither does my brother or Antonio. So... its a simple please."

"Yeah, but here's the thing. Your grandpa doesn't do shit for the school, and the assistant principals run this dump. That's why we have these idiot uniforms in the first place. The assistant principals don't make any exceptions, even if they have permission," he corrected.

"Well, we don't wear it. So...whatever. I don't care."

Cao rolled his eyes. "Of course you don't. I doubt you care about anything, even that so-called 'fiancee' of yours."

"Broke up with her."

Cao raised an eyebrow. "How come?"

He shrugged. "Didn't feel it any more."

"Come across anyone that made you feel that way?"

"Yup, but you don't get to know who."

"That's your business. You can leave me out."

"Unless for some reason it was your business.''

"I'm not even going to ask," he said, looking at a clock he had. "I need to go meet up with Kyo. I'm going to guess you aren't even going to leave this room."

"Nope..."

"Whatever. I'm off," he said, heading toward the door.

"Bye..."

He went through the door, leaving Luciano to his porn writing and going off to meet up with his family then to his classes.

Luciano sighed and closed the laptop.

That following Friday...

The only American on campus, and his Canadian buddy invited pretty much all of the students, or at least, the ones who aren't marked off as nerds, geeks and losers. Cao, of course, was invited. Allen, the American, had met Luciano previously and came up on good terms with him, so he was going to be there too, especially since his ankle healed. They had planned it when they knew most of the staff would be off campus, leaving only of the few, lazy ones to watch over the students, but weren't very good at their jobs whatsoever. There was loud music going to be involved, food, and booze. That's what most of them came for, booze, which was prohibited on campus. Did anyone really care for the rules? No, not really. Luciano was dragged there early by his brother and Antonio, while Cao came late with his Asian family, kicking the door open like a badass and yelled, "We're here to make this party, ten times better!" Cao and his family were immediately surrounded by the women who attended, telling Cao how amazing sex was with him and stuff. Cao didn't really get into the booze early, but when he did, he got hammered.

Luciano decided that it was time to take Cao home, and pulled him away from a bunch of girls and led him to the dorm room.

"Wh're y' t'kin' mehh? I wus s'rrounin' by 'll dem purty w'men! LAAuuurrrgghhh..." Cao slurred, then burped loudly and laughed hysterically like an idiot, suddenly stopped. "W't's so funneh...?"

Luciano sighed and looked at Cao. "Wow you're drunk..."

Cao grinned like an idiot and moved a hand to his ass, squeezing. "Eheheh, n'ce ass~"

"C-Cao!"

Cao looked up at him with his drunk grin. "I kneow y' liiii- -hic- -ke 't Eheheh-hehhh!" he slurred.

"Even if I did..."

Cao lost his grin, frowning instead and hanging his drunk head. "Y' 'ren't 'nterest'd 'n m'n...'re you...?"

Luciano looked down at him and sighed. "I am but your drunk so you wouldn't remember..."

"N'aaaa... I'd r'mber..!" he slurred, grinning like a moron again, sitting down in a chair after breaking from Luciano, still looking at him. Booze stained his shirt and he was wearing his sash over his hat, and one of the shirt collars somehow tucked inside the shirt.

"Cao..." he sighed and took off his hat and sash, then took off both off his shirts. "Your such a god damned pig you know this right?"

He giggled like an idiot before lightly jabbing Luciano in the head. "I'm n't a piiig... I'm h'man! ...'nd dead sexy at th't!" he slurred.

"Indeed..."

"Oh s' you like?" he chuckled, not sure if he should take him seriously.

"You- just... Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaao" he groaned.

"Yeeeeeeeees?"

"Why are you so fucking- drunk... I was going to say drunk...''

"Ooooff c'rse ya w're!" he slurred sarcastically.

Luciano sighed, "I have a question for you.''

Cao chuckled again. "'nd I'll h've an 'nswer fo you!"

"Are you gay?"

He laughed like a madman for a while before finally calming down and looking up at him with a childish grin. "I th'nk so."

"You think so? Try and prove it to yourself"

"I d'n't n'd to... I h'd dat dreaaamm."

"What dream?"

"'Diot! D't one wit... wit... uhh... YOU! Dat's r'ght!"

"Me?"

Cao's grin faded, and his eyes opened a little more, looking up at him in confusion. "Y-yeh... Y' tol' meh dat... y' kn'w I was lyin' 'bout hav'n' it, 'nd tol' meh dat, yuu were 'part of it..."

"Oh... uhm... Well...u-''

Cao interrupted him by yanking him down to his level and slamming their lips together.

Luciano froze and melted into it, the alcohol in his system starting to kick in also~

"Cao broke the kiss not too long after, and looked up at him, blushing a little deeper than the alcohol already caused. "Th're... I've pr'v'd it t' ya..." he slurred.

"Not enough though..."

"H-Huh?"

Luciano picked him up off the couch, kissing him again and pinning him to the bed.

Cao looked at him, eyes widened and blushing deeper. "L-Lucia-ano...?"

Luciano stared into Cao's eyes, having had quite a few drinks himself, he couldn't control his actions. Just his voice.

Cao started awkwardly laughing, "Eheheh.. V-V'ry funny L-Luciano..."

"Funny? What about this is funny?"

"I-I d'n't know!" he slurred, starting to squirm a little.

"Why can't you do anything right Cao? Anything?" Luciano got up and sat in his chair.

"H-Hey!" he shouted, sitting up, looking at Luciano. "Wh't's yor' damn deal?"

"What's yours?!"

"Why c'n't you j'st t'ke me 'way...?" he said, thinking it was in his head, not noticing he said that out loud.

"Take you away? What?"

Cao's eyes widened as he slapped his hands over his mouth, face turning red. "N-NOTHING! 'GNORE DAT!"

"No. Tell me what you said. Or... I'll tell your brothers that you kissed me and had a gay dream."

"Y-YOU W'LDN'T DARE!" he exclaimed.

"Oh but I would..."

"I-I w-w's just th'nk'n outl'd b-by mistake!"

"But what did you mean?"

Cao's face remained red, looking away, trying to think of a way to get out of telling him, but having him not rat him out. He was having no luck. "I-I m'nt..." he started to say, groaning softly, lowering his head a little. "...s-s'xually, p-pl'se me..." he finished, then gulped.

"I-I...Are you sure...?"

Cao, sat there unmoving for a moment, before slowly nodding, still greatly intoxicated, and would most likely not remember a thing that happens this night, and is still madly blushing.

Luci moved closer to Cao, and kissed him gently. Lightly pushing him down onto the bed.
Cao slowly kissed back, letting him completely dominate, since he's exposed himself to him.

Luciano slid his hands up Caos shirt and grinned into the kiss, rubbing his sides, and lower back.

Cao let out a soft moan, going entirely submissive, and holding onto Luciano's sides.

Luciano felt something on Cao's back, and noticed it was a scar. He got an idea and rubbed it, watching Cao's reaction.

Cao grunted weakly, arching his back and feeling his spine go weak. "T-Th't's a-a s'sit've spot!"

"Good~" he purred into Cao's ear, rubbing it harder.

Cao moaned, arching his back again, pushing his arms all the way around Luciano's body, clinging to him, having sealed his eyes closed.

"My, my. It issensitive isn't it~?" Luciano grinned and rubbed it harder, then bit Cao's neck. (leaving a mark)

Cao moaned louder, rotating his arm to where his fingers could reach the end of Luciano's hair when extended, and his legs fidgeting a bit.

"Do you want anything Cao? Anything at all?"

Cao laid motionless for a moment, but felt heat racing throughout his body. He was embarrassed enough as it is, and was having a hard time swallowing his pride to get to this level. He's never been topped, nor about to go at it with another man. "T-To... b-be f'cked..." he answered in a very soft tone, mumbling a bit, furrowing his eyebrows in embarrassment.

"Are you sure~?" he asked in a sickly sweet tone, "You wouldn't want to harm such a little virgin as yourself now would you?"

"B-B't I'm not a v'rgin..." Cao replied.

Luciano leaned over Cao and grinned. "Compared to me you are~"

Cao whimpered softly, narrowing his thighs, pushing his knees together.

"Don't worry, I know a few tricks to make it painless," he promised and smiled.

Cao now thought that Luciano misunderstood why he positioned his legs that way. He slowly opened his eyes a bit, looking up at Luciano, continuing to blush a deep red.

Luciano looked down at Cao, and out of nowhere rubbed his scar hard.

Cao moaned loudly, arching his back and colliding, the grinding accidently on Luciano's lower waist area.

Luciano moans semi-loudly and bit his lip. He grinned and did it again to see the reaction.

Cao moaned louder, his back arching again and the collision and grinding occurring with it.

Luciano looked down at Cao and smiled. "Having fun down there?"

Cao looked up at him, face red, and putting a hand over his bulge, feeling even more embarrassed about it, lightly biting his lower lip.

"Well~?" Luciano was definitely different after a few drinks and a little nudge in 'right' direction.

Cao looked off to the side, slightly nodding.

Luciano grinned and purred softly, sliding his shirt off, revealing a few tattoos, just a few.

Cao brought his other hand up to his nose, forcing himself to seal his eyes. He put a little more pressure on his bugle, trying to keep it down.

"That doesn't work you know~"

"I-I don't w'nt to st'n the bed..."

"Its okay. I can fix it..."

Cao hesitantly and slowly opened his eyes, and removed his hand from his nose, eyeing his torso up and down. Quickly, blood ran down the side of his face.

"Like what you see Cao?"

Cao slowly nodded.

Luciano rubbed the scar lightly. "If you're half the sexgod the school claims you to be then you should be having problems with this Cao~" he smirked, hopefully shooting down his ego more.

Cao narrowed his eyes some, groaning lightly. "J-Just sh'ddup..."

Luciano slid his knee lightly over Cao's bulge, undoing Cao's shirt and sliding it off of him.

Cao's eyes widened a bit at feeling the knee of Luciano's presence over his crotch, and shivered a bit with his shirt off.

Luciano smiled to himself, then kissed Cao's neck gently, now not able to control anything.

Cao moaned softly, removing his hand from his crotch and wrapping his arms around Luciano's body.

Luci grinned and slid one hand down Cao's pants.

Cao tensed a bit, whimpering softly, and clenching his hands a bit, and gulped a little, unsure of what the Italian has planned.

Luciano's hand slowly stroked Cao's bulge.

Cao moaned lightly, relaxing his body again and sliding his hands up to Luciano's head, running his fingers through his hair.

Luciano grinned and added a little pressure into his fingers.

Cao moaned a little louder, slightly tightening his hands on Luciano's hair.

Luciano bit his lips lightly and continued to put more and more pressure- then suddenly stopped.

Cao looked up at him with a questioning expression. "..L-Luciano...?"

"Yes?" Luciano looked down at him.

Cao hesitated to continue speaking. "..W-why d'd you stop...?"

"Didn't want to hurt you." He smiled softly then kissed him lightly.

Cao closed his eyes for a moment, before looking up at Luciano again. "C-Can we just..." he started to say, then gulped, "...g-g't on with it...?"

"Yes, yes we can." Luciano slipped off Cao's pants along with his own, then both of their boxers.

Cao shivered again, since now being completely nude. He gulped again, this time swallowing his pride. "J-Just d'n't tell a-anyone 'bout this..."

"Of course not," he smiled, leaning over to get something from behind his pillow.

Cao turned his head and watched Luciano pull out a container of lube. "W-Why d'd you h've that... 'nder your p'llow?"

"Stole it from Flavio... Why?" Luciano grinned, and poured some of it on his hand, and gots some on his fingers then slid one in watching Cao's reaction.

Cao groaned weakly in pain, biting his lower lip and getting a tight grip on the bedsheets, body tensing.

Luciano smiled then waited for Cao's body to loosen up before adding another. "If you keep tensing it'll make it hurt more."

Cao slowly relaxed his body, trying to control his breathing and calm down.

"Thats better," he said before adding another.

Cao groaned in pain again, also tensing up. "I-It hurts...!" he groaned out, biting his lower lip again.

"Not for long," he promised then kissed Cao lightly. "I'm making it so it doesn't hurt more later"

Cao looked at him wearily, before relaxing his body again.

Luciano looked at him dead in the eyes, and slowly thrusted his fingers for the hell of it.

Cao sealed his eyes shut, grunting and groaning in pain, pulling on the sheets. "T-T-The p-pain...!"

Luciano stopped, letting him get used to the size.

Cao panted heavily, trying to remain calm.

Luciano sighed, waiting

Cao opens one eye barely, looking at Luciano, whimpering softly.

"Tell me when."

Cao waited a few seconds before breathing deeply, and rested his head on the bed. "G-Go 'head..."

Luciano started thrusting his fingers again, watching his face.

He started to grunt again, getting used to it. "Nnngh-aahh... Y-You c-c'n swa-ap... t' your... uh.. ahh.. d-d'ck..."

Luciano nodded and pulled them out, then put a little bit of the lube on his dick, then positioned himself.

Cao slowly and shakily, put his legs on Luciano's shoulders, and readied himself. "...B-Be g'ntle..."

"Of course~" he smiled, then slid himself in.

Cao let out a long groan as Luciano went inside, biting his lower lip, but trying to keep his body relaxed.

He shivered but stayed still, waiting for the okay.

Cao went through several deep breathes, before looking at Luciano. "G-Go sl'wly..."

"Of course~" he slid out then back in slowly.

Cao lets out moans of both pleasure and pain, continuing to breath deeply and remain calm and relaxed.

Luci continued to go slowly.

Cao slowly opened his eyes partially, looking at Luciano. "Y-You c'n go... a l'ttle... f-faster..."

"K-kay..." he breathed heavily and went faster.

Cao moaned a little louder. He continued forcing his body to remain calmed and relaxed, for fear of even more pain and inability to keep the sex going.

Luciano looked down at Cao, "Are you sure?"

Cao was about to answer, then they heard the door open and Kyo walk through it. "Cao, are you al-" he started to say, when he looked at them and his eyes widened with shock. Cao felt his face quickly burn up a deep red. Kyo stood there, staring at them for a moment, before awkwardly walking backwards and closing the door. Cao felt his pride fall straight to the ground.

He looked down at Cao. "Are.. .you... sure?"

Cao pulled the pillow over his face. "J-Just p'll out..." he groaned through the pillow, obviously having to bribe his cousin now to keep his mouth shut.

Luciano nodded and pulled out then moved aside.

Cao turned over, groaning in pain from his ass, burying his face in the bed, pulling the covers over him.

"So you're going to sleep in my bed?"

"I g'ss so... M' ass hurts..." he mumbled from the bedding.

"Okay..."

Cao moved himself against Luciano's, burying his red face into his chest.

He sighed and cuddled close to him.

The next morning, Cao groaned painfully as he woke up with a massive hangover, opening his eyes partially. "My fucking head..." he groaned, not noticing he's resting on top of Luciano.

"Ugh, watch your fucking elbow fatass," he shoved Cao off of him. "Fuck you fatass," he grumbled not realizing anything.

"I'm not in the mood to-" he started to say, his eyes widening when he realized he was in bed, with Luciano, both butt naked, and his ass hurting. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" he yelled, shoving Luciano off the bed and pulling the covers up to hide his bare body.

"Ah-!" he yelled, falling off the bed. "What the fuck?! Why the fuck are you in MY bed?! And why the FUCK ARE WE BOTH-... Wait..."

Cao's face started to turn a dark red, as he glared angrily at Luciano.

"What?! I'm not the one who got fucking drunk off his ass! Yea, I was drunk but not as fucking bad as you! Geez!" he said standing up, not being able to cover himself.

Cao was unable to keep glaring at him and shut his eyes looking away. "You fucking raped me didn't you, you ass! I knew you were a gay fuck just like nearly every other asswipe man here!"

"One. What the fuck?! Two. The only goddamn thing I remember is something about you and your gay fucking dream, THEN I WAKE UP TO THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME FUCKING PINNED."

"THAT'S THE BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD! YOU AND YOUR GAY ASS OBVIOUSLY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY DRUNK STATE AND DID YOUR WAY WITH ME! THAT'S WHY MY FUCKING ASS HURTS!" he yelled back.

"WHAT IF MINE DOES TOO YOU FUCKING CUNT?!"

"I DOUBT IT! BECAUSE EVEN IN MY DRUNK STATE I WOULD NEVER EVEN CONSIDERING WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU IN SUCH A WAY!"

Flavio walked in the room and smack them both, "SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING," he looked at Cao, "YOU FUCKING ENJOYED IT. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!" he looked over at his brother. "YOU WERE FUCKING DRUNK TOO. JUST SHUT THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK UP AND LET ME FUCKING SLEEP!" he shouted and walked out, slamming the door hard, cracking some of the paint.

Cao was stunned and at a loss for words, and just stared off with his eye twitching. "Enjoyed. It? ENJOYED IT?!"

Flavio walked back in, "OH. And Cao. The whole fucking dorm heard you loving it last night. So shut the fuck up." he left again. Luciano shot Cao an evil bone chilling grin.

Cao shoved his face into the pillow and groaned longley. "My reputation is GONE..."

"Good," Luciano growled and threw Cao off his bed, then got back in.

Cao yelped in pain, holding his ass. "OW YOU FUCK! I CAN'T STAND YOU MORON! DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO LAY HERE, NAKED?!"

"Then get back in."

Cao lowered his head and gripped at his hair. "Why would I with the likes of you?!" he said, obviously forcing himself to keep a straight tone. "I've worked so hard to get this far. I was known for something! Now it's gone! All gone..."

"Then j-just... go away," he said, hiding his face.

"I-I can't... I can't even walk..!" he said, obviously crying now.

Luciano stood up, and picked up Cao carefully, then laid him on Luciano's bed. He then put on pants and left the room.

Cao watched as Luciano left, he clenched his fists and narrowed his eyes in hate, then softened to that of sorrow and longing, then crashing his face into the pillow and silently sobbing... secretly longing for Luciano to come back and comforting him...

Luciano came back a few minutes later, tossing a small bag on the desk and he sat next Cao. "Turns out the only one who knew was Kyo... and now he doesn't either. So... uhm... Your reputation is safe," he said, concern obviously in his voice.

Cao didn't say anything for a moment, before turning his face away. "I'm not going to even ask..." he said, wiping his tears away.

He sighed, "Ill... just... leave now. Obviously not helping any. The bag on the desk is yours."

Cao took hold of Luciano's wrist tightly, still not showing him his face. "...D...Don't leave..."

"Why? I'm obviously the cause of this."

"Just shut up and lay down..."

"Okay..." he sighed and laid down.

Cao turned himself around, but quickly placing his face into Luciano's chest, not wanting him to see him blushing.

Luciano saw it anyways. "Why... are you blushing?" He asked, gently petting Cao's hair, holding him protectively.

Cao groaned weakly, trying to hide his face more with the blush deepening. "J-Just hush..."

"Okay..."


Translations

Ma il fratello ~ Queste persone sono così divertente! - But Brother ~ These people are so much fun!

Non mi interessa! Sit tuo culo verso il basso. - I do not care! Sit your ass down.

Non e 'quello che volevo dire Asshat- - Not 'what I meant Asshat-

Sono sempre in basso. Non importa quello che sto cazzo cazzo sempre in basso. - I'm always down. No matter what I'm fucking shit at the bottom.

Cazzo Santo - Holy Fuck

Madre di Cazzo questo fa male... - Mother of Fuck this hurts ...

Mio Nonno - My grandfather

Besaste mi hermano Antonio ya? - Antonio, have you kissed my brother yet?

Bambino Fratello - Baby brother

A/N: Well I hope you enjoyed this. The other writer wants to continue this in more chapters instead of calling it a story here. Originally, this story was desired in order to release sexual fetishes toward the pairing in smut/smex. That's exactly what it featured, more or less.

The other writer LOST the translations we were keeping, and Google Translate was being a giant pain in my arse, so I can't get the Chinese translations. My apologies.

And I also apologize for the failure to uphold logic and physics, you can blame the other writer.

Remember! Favorite/Review, and let us know if you now ship this ship! Because this ship is pretty awesome!

Hetalia (c) Himaruya