Kendra: Hello! I'm your host, Kendra Evet and welcome to Ask Twilight! A place where you can ask-or dare, if you'd like, though I'd only go as far as someone's hand being shoved down someone's pants- the cast of Twilight anything!
Charlie: Hey, you didn't say anything about dares earlier!
Kendra: That's because I just came up with that!
Alice: I totally saw this coming.
Kendra: Of course you did. *organizes papers* No offense, Alice. Now, let you introduce my right hand man, Justin, or as I call him: Dumbass!
Justin: I love you too, Kendra.
Kendra: Shut up, Rabbit, so I can explain the rules.
Carlisle: Are you this rude to him all the time?
Kendra: I deserve to be. He tries to fuck every girl he's with, therefore earning his nickname Rabbit.
Carlisle: *crosses legs* That's a little more than I wanted to know. Take these every day. If they don't work come see me immediately. *tosses Kendra a bottle*
Kendra: I'm not- *takes a deep breath* Moving on. The rules are simple. Make your question or dare legible! The questions or dares can be directed to me or Rabbit here.
Justin: *waves*
Kendra: There can be smut. Just not x-x-x-x-x rated smut.
Jasper: No way! That's wrong, you little sicko.
Kendra: Your words hurt me, sexy.
Jasper: What did you call me?
Kendra: Nothing! Anyways, screw the couples. A dare can be reflected to any two characters.
Jacob: But what if it's like gay smut? Do we still have to do it?
Kendra: Every last bit of it. Lesbian too.
Cast: *groans*
Emmett: You suck, Kendra.
Justin: What does she suck?
Emmett: Dick. *crosses arms*
Kendra: I've heard I give the best BJ's in town.
Edward: You need to see Psychologist.
Kendra: *twitch twitch* I AM NOT MENTAL! I'M JUST STARSTRUCK BY JASPER'S SEXYNESS!
Justin: Okay that's all for Ask Twilight. Please submit your questions or dares in the review box. Please and thanks!
Kendra: I AM NOT MENTAL! FUCK YOU EDWARD FUCK YOU!
Edward: I never said you were mental!
Kendra: YOU JUST SAID I NEED TO SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST! THAT SCREAMS MENTAL TO ME!
Justin: Why are you still here? There's nothing to see here but Kendra's mental breakdown. Bye!