Inuyasha: the Messed up Story…

Part 3 O.o

By: Kasumi

Kasumi: Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner FUDGE is made YAY/smiles, winks and waves/ Hi PEOPLES!

Inuyasha: Kasumi? Where the hell is Kagome?

Kasumi: She's up there /points up/

Inuyasha: O.O you mean she…..

Kasumi: Went to Canada yeah… /burst out laughing/

Inuyasha: You little Bit-

Kagome/walks in and gives Inuyasha a cold stare/ Inuyasha…..

Inuyasha/ gulps and takes out a sign that says "bye bye"/

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA DAMMIT T.T

Uhh…. Ok then umm…. Yeah I'll just start this thing already….. Well anyways…. Kasumi comes in out of nowhere and says, "Ew! What are you doing? You guys are ruining the whole story!" "We are?" Inuyasha asks. " I was talking to Shippo and Miroku, they look… gay.. and it's very disgusting, I don't have nothing against gay people, but it's weird when it's a little fox child and a 18 year old perverted monk…" Kasumi said "Good point… Sooo can you please remove his butt from my precious face!" Miroku said. "Fine, fine…." Kasumi says as she rolls her eyes and snaps her fingers. And Shippo was magically removed from Miroku's face. "Whoa!" Everyone said

"Ok shut up and continue the story ok I have 'powers' I know just forget it ok…" kasumi says and walks off "Ok she really scares me…." Inuyasha says and shivers "Oh Inuyasha, you're so dumb sometimes…." Kagome says. Inuyasha gives her a cold stare. "/sighs/ what now we killed Naraku…. " Miroku asks. "Hey let's look for my bitch!" Inuyasha says "who's that?" Miroku asks. "KIKYO!!!!!!!!!! Duh!" Inuyasha says and runs off. "Kikyo…….. I hate that little bitch….." kagome said. "Like, who doesn't?" Sango asks. "Good point… Hey! Lets go kill her!" "Kay!" and so Kagome and Sango run off.

"Damn now I'm stuck with Shippo…." Miroku says. "You got a problem with cute adorable kitsunes?!?!?!!?" Shippo says with big googlie eyes that noone can resist. "Pretty much yeah, the big googlie eyes are killing everything you know…." Miroku says. Shippo bursts into tears. "Shippo stop your crying……" "WAHHHHHH!!!...Ok " Shippo replied.

With Inuyasha and his bitch

"Yo bitch, what's crackling?" Inuyasha says happily. Kikyo turns around to Inuyasha and her head falls off her body. "Kikyo are you ok?" Inuyasha asks and kneels down in front of her lifeless head "Kikyo you don't look so good, did you do something with your hair?" Inuyasha asks. Someone walks out of the bushes, "Inuyasha you idiot, who are you talking to?" the person said. "Can't you see that I'm talking to my bitch now leave me alone Kikyo's sad!" Inuyasha commanded. The man kicks him in the head "Is this how you greet your older brother?" Sesshomaru asks, "What are you talking abo-," Inuyasha just look at Sesshomaru "Oh yeaaaahh… I thought you ran away with Koga to an off distant place and 'mated' right?" Inuyasha asked. "I told you to never mention that!" Sesshomaru said, "oh I didn't know it was a secret…. Uh – oh…" Inuyasha started running kagome and Sango were hiding behind the bushes, "eww, Koga and Sesshomaru bleck!" "That's gross!" Sango and kagome said and started laughing. "Oh my god this is so fricken gay nobody would want to read this crappy nonsense! Feh! Well might as well enjoy it…. Oh wait the story ends here?! Good! Well see you later!" Kasumi said

Inuyasha: well that was stupid

Kagome: yeah like your face

Inuyasha: Why I auta!!

Kagome: Well people please review or Kasumi will have to delete these stories and I don't want to be deleted T.T well hope u enjoyed see u on the next story bye!!!!!!!... bye!