Gwen, Tosh and Owen were having some breakfast in the boardroom. Jack and Ianto were late for the meeting so they had decided to have a little snack whilst waiting.
"Does anyone have any idea what this meeting is about", said Tosh while she broke of a piece of her croissant.
"Some weird readings on the monitor", Owen said with a mouthful of toast. "Jack thinks some sort of alien life force is manipulating humans into buying their offspring as pets".
"Any chance of it being resolved before 6? Rhys and I are suppose to go to dinner with his parents.", retorted Gwen with a face filled with gloom.
"Doubt it", responded Tosh.
"Good morning everyone". Jack had entered the room in his usual dramatic manner, making it hard for anyone not to notice him entering. Jack was greeted by the team, Tosh and Owen a bit less enthusiastic because of the early hour.
"Morning Jack, you seem to be exceptionally cheerful today", said a smiling Gwen.
" Yeah, nothing like a good rim job in the morning", he jokingly said, enjoying the shocked looks on his colleagues' faces. Tosh nearly choked in her coffee, Gwen burst out laughing and Owen gave him an annoyed look.
Jack chuckled. "Oh I'm sorry, did I say rimjob?"
"Yeah", answered an unimpressed Owen.
Jack waved his hand. "What a silly mistake, I meant blowjob".
Once again, Tosh choked in her croissant and Gwen giggled. In the meantime Owen rolled his eyes so far back his pupils were completely gone.
Jack sat down on his chair and thoroughly savored that moment, grinning like a madman.
Suddenly the door squeaked open and Ianto entered the boardroom. Looking neatly as always and holding a coffeepot in his hands.
He walked in and stopped in his steps. Jack was still grinning like an idiot, Owen looked at him with annoyance and loathing whilst the girls could not help but giggle.
"What?", asked Ianto, "Is there something on my face or on my suit?"
And with those words the team burst into a laughing fit whilst a stunned Ianto frowned.