Observations on The Lord of the Rings
A song by my sister
(Except for the line about Gimli, which was all me.)
Enjoy!
Go die in a corner, you snot-faced bitches!
Leave them to destroy the Ring and be midgets!
People think Gandolf's a wizard, but he's really a witch, shh!
Legolas is hott, and Gimli's the Shiznit!
Aragorn's cool but his poser should go drown in some ditches!
I thought Frodo was a guy, until he made some switches!
I love to watch LOTR people dying until my nose itches!
It's really screwed up, but that's because it's magic!