Disclaimer-I don't own anything, except the plot (maybe?) J K Rowling rules all!

Author's note: This is just another weird fan fiction I put togther. Please tell me if it's any good or if I'm getting better (I sure hope so my other ones were kinda rubbish) This first chapter's quite short, but I didn't want to put in LOADS of bulk, so the next chapter'll probably be longer.



Draco Malfoy was standing infront of a mirror, doing his usual check of his greased back hair when suddenly the mirror slid open.

"AHHHH!" Draco screamed as a figure appeared from the hole behind it, "I wasn't do anything, I'm just an innocent kid who doesn't want any trouble, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!" The figure climbed out.

"A bit jumpy today aren't you Malfoy and innocent kid? I don't think so!" I was Harry Potter. Draco straightened up.

"What the heck are you doing behind my mirror?" Draco asked staring at it, worried about just how much Harry had seen.

"What you think I don't have anything better to do except hide behind your mirror and watch what you're doing?" Harry pulls out a shiny purple notepad and opened it. He wrote- 'Hide behind Malfoy's mirror and find out how he gets his hair so flat as my hair gel doesn't work' He closed it quickly when he saw Draco trying to see what he has written down, he didn't want Malfoy to see all the cool ideas he had written in it- they were worthy of the Weasley twins.

"So, just what were you doing there then?" Malfoy said taking out a nail file and filing his nails.

"And what makes you think I'm going to tell you?" Harry replied as Draco took out his pink nail varnish.

"I'll give you my extra special pearly pink nail varnish, it's got glitter in it!" Malfoy said opening his cupboard revealing about 30 bottles of nail varnish along with other rather embarrassing stuff.

"Ok!" Harry took it and shoved it in his pocket looking rather shifty, "There's a secret tunnel going around Hogwarts, there's an entrance in just about every room!" Draco looked into the tunnel, thinking about the possibilities, I mean he could sneak into the kitchens, he could steal things from Potters dorm, he could even see professor Trelawny in her underwear! Draco stopped at this thought, it had rather worried him.

"So when do we get started?" Draco asked rubbing his hands together.

"We? What makes you think I'm going to travel around these tunnels with YOU?" Harry answered staring at Malfoy.

"I'll give you a tube o' lipstick!"

"What colour because I've already got a peach." Malfoy rummaged through his cupboard.

"I've got bright pink."

"Done!" Malfoy climbed into the tunnel as Harry pocketed the lipstick. Harry jumped into the tunnel after Draco.arrtHarr

AAN- Please read 'n review! Thanks.