A/N: Yes, I deleted some stories. This is probably going to be a one shot. It's a parody, so that's why she's so perfect and all that shit. It combines two of the most popular trends on Fanfiction: Blooms having a sister and a new fairy joining the Winx. Also, watch out for an upcoming story, it is about a girl, but she doesn't join the Winx and she isn't a complete snob. Remember, this is purely a parody. Sorry for any bad grammar, I was laughing my ass off at parts, so I wasn't really paying attention, so sorry about that. Anyways, Enjoy!

Britney Monique Cristina Ride Tisdale Sasha Black Myra Fish Hilton Cyrus Sparx Domino was your average snob. Stuck up, rich, and perfect. She had about thirty boyfriends, and was engaged to a married man. She was also the fairy of Rainbows and Unicorns.

She only wore pink and 14 inch high heels. Her skirts had to show her underwear, and her shirt had to show lots of cleavage. She wore more makeup than a stripper, and looked like a little kid colored on her face with a crayon.

Her blonde hair and blue eyes made people love her. Her perfume scent was stronger than a skunk's ass after he sprays someone.

Then she found out she was a fairy.

*Flash Back*

"Like, OMG! I'm, like, totally, like, a fairy, like totally!" She screams.

*End Flashback*

The wizards of the Black Circle were getting closer, so Britney Monique Cristina Ride Tisdale Sasha Black Myra Fish Hilton Cyrus Sparx Domino transforms.

"Britney Monique Cristina Ride Tisdale Sasha Black Myra Fish Hilton Cyrus Sparx Domino magic Winx!" She yells out. Her pink top showed almost all of her cleavage, and her skirt was shorter than a baby's thumb. Her 20 inch high heeled boots were pink with pink laces. Her hair turned pink, too.

"Rainbow Splash!" She calls out. The wizards were defeated within seconds.

"You, like, totally, like, did, like, it!" Stella screeches. The girls jump up and down until a bus hits them and they all die.

The End.

A/N: I was laughing my fucking ass off! This was purely a parody! I do have a fanfiction about a girl with powers who the Winx have to find, that will a slight parody, too. Anyways, comment with what you think.