Chapter One; Crash landing
A/N; I'll try to keep this short, I don't own Naruto. Head's up, lots of swearing and use of racial slurs. If you're offended, well that's your problem for letting a piece of poorly written fanfiction control your emotions.
"Hey, you guys hear that?" A brown haired teen said as he and his friends walked down a road, his epic sideburns leading down to his neck beard.
The three stopped for a moment. The one on the shortest one having been the one to ask the question. The one next to him was half a head taller and possessed a bushy head of bright brown curly hair, his cheeks covered with the fuzz of a young beard. The tallest of the group had dark brown hair and several days' worth of unshaven hair on his face, he stood next to the middle heighted one.
"It'll be fine." The middle teen said dismissively, the other two shrugged and the three continued their journey.
It wasn't until the blaring horn of a truck and the shriek of metal on stone was at its loudest did the three turn around.
"On second thought, I think I was wrong."
"Wake up." A soft motherly voice called out, stirring the light haired boy from his sleep, his brown eyes opening up blearily as he looked around the abyss he floated in.
"Where the fu…" His voice trailed off as he noticed the towering women before him, her cloak and immense amount of hair billowing around her as she radiated an otherworldly light and an aura that demanded respect.
"Yo." The teen said lamely.
The women's lips turned downward as she let out a tired sigh, "Is this the best I could get." She mumbled looking upwards.
"Young child," The women said gently turning back to the teen, "I am in need of help and have chosen you as the one to assist me."
"...What?" The teen asked after a moment of silence. Again the woman sighed, "Kami, why him? Why?" She turned around asked into the void.
After a few deep breaths she turned back to the teen. "I am Kaguya Otsutsuki, Rabbit goddess, and I am in need of your help." The teen stared at her for a moment, then a lightbulb seemed to go off in his head, "You're the chick that Naruto and Sasuke fight at the end of the series!" He declared. "Aren't you supposed to be, like final boss or something?"
The women face turned sour, "I... was not at my best." She mumbled. "I have suffered much, and I only wish to finally be free of this prison."
"Oh, how can I help ya?" The teen asked.
"I need you to be the one that breaks me from my prison." She said, floating closer to the teen, "To do that I will pull your soul to the elemental nations ten years before Black Zetsu intends to free me, and give you access to my power."
"Can I get two of my friends to help me, they know the series better than me." The teen asked. Kaguya frowned, "Focus on them and I'll try." She said as she placed her hand on his head.
A moment later the taller and shorter teenagers faded into existence, their eyes closed. Kaguya retracted her hand, the limb shaking slightly. The first of the two to open his eyes was the tallest of the three, and he immediately proceeded to flip his shit.
"Be gone Satan!" The teen shouted, taping a cross across his shoulders and head. His shouting woke up the last teen, who blearily looked around the room.
"The hell am I?" He asked looking around, his eyes landing on a very confused giant women, an even more confused teen he recognized as his friend, and then the brother of said friend dressed up like a mega-pope waving around golden metal cross and reciting passages from an enormous book.
"The power of a glance has been so much abused in love stories that it has come to be disbelieved in. Few people dare now to say that two beings have fallen in love- wait this is Les Miserable." The teen suddenly realized as he looked at the cover of the book he was reading from.
"Ahem." All three teens looked to the goddess before them, she snapped her fingers and the tallest teens mouth was forcibly closed.
"Now that that's out of the way," She turned back to the teen that had been there the longest, "These are the two you have chosen to accompany you?" the teen nodded in response. "Then I shall give them power as well."
"I can't guarantee where each of you will land, but I can guarantee that you will survive it. Before I send you off I would like for each of you to choose new names for yourselves."
The one to speak first was the tallest teen, his mouth now unbound. "I choose Alim to be my new name." He said with a serious tone.
The next to speak was Kaguya's chosen. "I choose the name Corrin." He said in a joyful tone.
"I'll be Black Yoshi." The shortest spoke, straight faced. The other two giving him a confused look. "What?" He asked.
"Nothing…" The other two quickly said.
"Now with that settled, work swiftly my chosen." Kaguya said as she spread her arms, her hair floating in the air as the void they stood in filled with her power. Her third eye opened and seemed to bulge almost out of its socket.
A moment later the three teens were gone, and Kaguya let loose a sigh.
"...I probably should have told them how to use their powers." She mumbled to herself, she snapped her fingers and three books appeared around her. Another snap later and they were gone.
Night had spread over the elemental Nations, the full moon at its peak illuminated the lands in its white light. For a moment, one could see the faint outline of a rippling pattern on the moon, nine tomoe spaced throughout the pattern.
As the lines faded two objects plummeted in different directions, one landing in the deserts of Wind country, the other landing deep within a malevolent forest in Fire country.
Deep underground stood a humanoid statue, its ten eye's closed as it seemed to scream in pain. A small trail of water flowed from the eyes, much to the confusion of the ones who sought to control it.
Training ground forty-four. One of the most dangerous places in the entirety of the hidden leaf village, if not the entirety of fire country. With the excessive amounts of cannibalistic and poisonous plants along with the colossus predators whose instance have been sharpened to the maximum by natural selection.
Only those who are those who are truly monstrous would be able to willingly frequent the malevolent forest.
"Hello?" Corrin shouted into the towering woods, making quite a ruckus as he moved in a random direction.
And only the foolish would get lost within the woods.
"I feel like I was just insulted by a higher power." Corrin mumbled as he scratched at the grid patterned scarf wrapped over his eyes. His loose black Hamanaka pants blew in the breeze as he fidgeted with short white Yukata. A pair of smooth horns stood from his head of spiky pink hair.
"Now where's the exit?" The teen asked himself. A black slime oozed from his sleeve, a fanged smile and pair of glowing purple eyes stared at the teen.
"Hell if I know, I'm still pissed that the bitch did this to me."A deep voice echoed from the blob as its mouth formed an almost comical frown.
"Well that's what you get for calling a goddess a demon and trying to exorcise her." Corrin told his brother, who grunted in response.
"If my memory is correct there's a river somewhere in here, Find it and we can get out of here."Corrin nodded at the logic, "The only problem is finding the river," He thought out loud.
"Wonder how Black's doing." Corrin wondered.
The deserts of wind country, known for the blistering heats for the daylight hours, and the blood freezing cold during the night hours. To be lost here would be a death sent-
"Hey where my nigga's at." An extremely pale boy said, his long white hair flowing in the desert breeze as he looked around the barren ocean of sand, His eyes covered by a pair of barred goggles that hid them from view. "Ah shit." He groaned to the sky as he started to trudge his way across the windy dunes. His White kimono seemed to glow in the pale moonlight.
-ence… Never mind.
"This place doesn't seem so bad." Corrin said cheerfully as he jumped through the woods, A monstrously sized bear crashing through the tree's mere feet behind him.
"I told you it would be a bad idea to just go poking around in random caves."
"Well excuse me for wanting to wait till day to try and get out of this hell!" Corrin grumbled under his breath, "Did Kaguya ever tell us how to use her power anyways?"
Before Alim could respond, a leather bound book smacked into Corrin's face mid-jump, causing him to tumble to the ground, and allow the angry grizzly bear to leap over his head into a very carnivorous plant, which proceeded to rip it apart.
"Uhh, I hate reading." Corrin complained as he looked at the book. "Divine power for dummies," Corrin read the title aloud. Shrugging, the teen cracked open the book, leaned against a conveniently place log, and started reading.
In Wind country, a pale teen read a book of the same title as he stumbled through the cold dunes of the desert.
Little did the citizens of the Elemental nations know just how much chaos would be introduced with these three new variables now roaming unchecked.
And it total wasn't contrived in any way.
A/N; Whelp to those who have followed me, this is my new attempt at what was formerly known as 'Two Idiots.' After some consideration I decided to change some things, and I like the new ideas that I have. Some stories that inspired this story would be "Yet again with a little extra help" By Third Fang and "The Oracle" By Bulba Fett, go read the fuck out of them, their good. Much better than this.
Shout out to my friend who proof read this, Microsoft Word and Google docs for spell check. I'd be dead with out it.
By the time I post this I should be several chapters into the story and hopefully won't drop it like anything else I've posted. I have a small problem with commitment if you couldn't tell. If you have any criticism I would love to hear them, and if you choose to insult me, please be creative in it.
Have a good whatever to ya.