Ode to a Fizwiz
Note: Don't ask about my obsession with Fizwiz. I don't know myself. But if you've played TR: Chronicles you'll at least know what I'm referring to. Anyway, Fizwiz ROCKS, dude. Enjoy this corny little fic, and please review.
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Light and sweet
You touch my tongue
And thirst deplete
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
sweet and light
you are my joyous
taste buds' delight
Oh Fizwiz Fiwiz
In a can
Better here than
A god-awful pan
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Please come here!
I want Fizwiz,
Not a beer!
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Wait for me!
Heaven is
a Fizwiz sea!
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
I love you
Fizwiz do you
Love me too?
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Down my throat
You make me sound
just like a goat
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Over there
Fizwiz should be
Everywhere
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
In the fridge
Fizwiz creeks
'neath yonder bridge.
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Care for some?
Hell yeah, dude!
Man, don't be dumb
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
I'm in bed
Dreams of Fizwiz
In my head
Oh Fizwiz Fizwiz
Now I know
That you love me
But please don't go!