"Harry, you god damn son of a bitch!"

"I'm sorry, Ginny."

"You did this to me!"

"Oh, I'm the one who said it was a mistake, remember?"

"Ihateyou! Ihateyou!"

"Ginny, just calm down and push, for God's sake!"

"I WANT A DIVORCE!"

"Ginny, it's the pain talking. We love each other, remember?"

"Sonofabitch! Sonofabitch! Fleur, you LIAR!! 'It's worth it,' she said. Argg..I HATE all of you!"

"Ginny, please."

"Get this mutant out of me! Use a mother-Aurg!-Summoning charm. What ever you have to do. Just get it out now! ARRGH, HARRY I WILL--"

"It's a boy."

"WHAT? IT'S HUMAN?!"

"Ginny, it's over. And we have a son. Still want that divorce?"

"Oh, stop talking and give him here. Hello, James. We love you."

"What happened to 'Get this mutant out of me!'?"

"Oh, Harry, that was the pain talking. Let's have another. Harry. Harry? Oh my God, I think he's fainted."