I Don't Own Avatar, Sigh... If Only...
AVATAR SEASON 3 WHAT A DISSAPOINTMENT! 9 MONTHS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Avatargrl789
Avatargrl789 and Friend: (Avatar season 3 episode 1 just ends) ...!
T.T ? THAT'S IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fiery Rage) !
What the Heck?! 9 Months and a freakin' Half Hour Episode?!! What is This Disney Channel?!!!! Hannah Montana?! This ain't no " Miley Cyrus, I'm a Rock Star I'm a Normal Average girl? Oh no What Do I do?" Or the end of a 3 season series and squished into a Itsy, Bitsy episode! No!! These people have class, not "everything High School Musical" Like undergarments and singing cups! Grandeur! Not over-advertisement!
Seriously, we need to change this!! (Pulls out Avatar plushie collection)
Avatar Storybook
Aang: (wakes up) Oh No! What Has happened? My back aches as if it has been hit by lightning or something! My memory is wiped out! The Last thing I remember is a bright, bright light and a feeling that I had died!
Aang: (looks around) OH NO! Fire Nation I have been captured by the Enemy! SUPER HYPER AIR BENDING MAD SKILLS GO!!! "Fighting Firebenders by Daylight doing more Airbending Stuff by Night, when the fire-nation invaded Ba-Sing Sae by Day and Night, He was leaving them to be scared and die, because he was sleeping, because he is only twelve! Twelve-Old! Baaaaaaa!
Aang: You! You are dressed in firnenation clothes and are therefore evil! Attack my oxygen-molecule friends!
Katara: Oh Hello Aang! Your hair looks great! Especially with all the outfits I tried on you while you were sleeping! These look especially good! (pulls out a sweet lolita dress, a maid costume, and Ouran High school Host Club, Girls Uniform)
Sokka: Oh No! Your awake! I was on the verge of getting by own show! Sokka, the last Meat-Eating Sarcasm Guy! WAIT! THE WORLD THINKS YOUR STILL DEAD! THIS COULD WORK! (blindfolds Aang and throws him in the basement) HA HA HA! THEY WILL NEVER KNOW!
Sokka: Quick Call the Escape Pod to Nick Studios! DaDaDa, Away!
Meanwhile In the Life and times of Mai and Zuko's Super Love, Love, Love Relationship!
Zuko: Yes, My Honor... IS BAAAAAAAACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who Cares If I betrayed my Uncle, The one person who truly loved me when no one else Did! Who Cares?!! I Get kisses every day! And a gigantic bed!
Mai: Awww! How sweet! You can urn into a ruthless, heartless meanie just for your "honor" that never even existed! What a man!
Er... OK... back to the Aang Gang
Katara: I just hate it when you leave me daddy! Love Me, Aang!
Even more odd... back to Zuko...
Zuko: Hmm... You Told My Father I killed the avatar but he might be still alive... what could it be... hmm...
3 Hours Later...
Zuko: Hmm...
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
THE END