This is the story of Aichi Sendou, and how he became moderately good at an RNG-based card game due to a way-more-Japanese Seto Kaiba.
It all started when some Jackass stole his card.
And so, Morikawa kicked Aichi down.
"I am a Jackass and I am stealing your card!"
He declared.
"Wait...Did that happen in the Manga?"
Aichi asked.
"THIS IS THE MANGA!"
Morikawa shouted, running off fabulously with his group of goons.
Instead of calling the police or informing the principal, Aichi decided to make the much more rational decision and stalk the person who beat him up to a place called 'Card Capital'. Where Morikawa was losing to even-more-emo Seto Kaiba.
"Now ATTACK, BLUE-EYES WHITE- I mean, Dragonic Overlord!"
Kai had said, winning the game like the triggersacker he was.
"How could I lose?! That Blaster Blade card was ULTRA RARE!"
Morikawa cried out, whilst the Narrator groaned at the terrible joke.
"...Dude, you can get that card by like, buying a trial deck."
Izaki said.
"...What?"
Morikawa asked.
"The trial deck comes with like, 4 of them. That card isn't really special. Hell, You could buy HIS deck and get like, 4 of those Dragonic Overlords."
Izaki commented.
"GIVE ME BACK MY SUPER RARE CARD THAT HOLDS SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO ME THAT CANNOT BE REPLACED!"
Aichi shouted, having arrived at Card Capital.
"You mean the one that comes from the trial deck?"
Kai asked.
"The hell is a trial deck?"
Aichi asked.
"Nevermind, just fight me. Although I'll need to go over the rules and-"
Kai started.
"Yeah, Yeah, it's in the rulebook, start at Grade 0, there's Critical triggers, Draw triggers, Heal triggers, and Stand triggers."
Aichi said, already set up.
"...The hell is a Stand trigger?"
Kai asked.
"I...you know...Stand triggers...give the power, then stand a rear guard?"
Aichi said.
"That sounds absolutely stupid, when would that ever be a thing?"
Kai asked, and the Narrator just decided to sit in the corner and cry like a little bitch over his stand trigger trash deck.
R.I.P G Era
"Whatever, fine, FRONT triggers then, are we gonna do this, or-?"
Aichi asked.
"I ride BLUE-EYES WHITE OVERLORD PENDULUM DRAGON and attack your Vanguard's life points directly!"
Kai said.
"That's not how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!"
Aichi explained.
"Too bad! Wait until part 2!"
Kai declared.
OH GOD DAMN IT