How Cool Whip Brings People Together

A/N I thought of this when I was eating cool whip after taking my exams this winter, when I was eating cool whip for some reason. It was probably stress, right? Anyway, I DO NOT Own cool whip or Harry potter, if I did I would be rich and I wouldn't be writing this. SO please, don't sue me J.K, and who ever owns cool whip.


Ginny sat down at the kitchen table with a bucket of cool whip, today had been hard.

Harry joined her with a spoon.

"Tough day?" he said more than asked.

"James tried to teach his pet hamster how to swim, I ended up burying it." She told him.

He dipped his spoon in. The taste brought back memories.

"Hey Gin, do you remember the famous cool whip war we had summer before sixth year?" He asked.

Ginny laughed, "Yes, and I won that battle."

"No you didn't!" he exclaimed.

"Yes I did Potter." Hearing this Harry took his finger and dipped it in the cool whip. He then smeared it all over Ginny's nose.

"OHHHH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN MR.POTTER!" She yelled taking some cool whip in her hand throwing it in Harry's face.

Harry wiped his glasses off, he then started throwing cool whip at Ginny.

Ginny started to doge it, allowing it to hit the cabinets. Soon Ginny had taken the extendable sink head and was spraying Harry. Harry then abandoned the cool whip. He then tackled Ginny bringing her to the floor.

"Does this bring back m memories Mrs. Potter?"

Flashback

Harry tackled Ginny bringing her to the ground. They were both covered in cool whip from head to toe. Harry gazed into Ginny's eyes.

Harry thought, "God she looks beautiful, wait, I can't think this about her, she's Ron's sister!"

For some reason Harry lost control of his body. He found himself slowly closing in the gap between them, their lips connected sending a shock threw their bodies, Harry then pulled away. Ginny's face had a look of shock on it, but soon she pulled him in for a kiss.

Sadly when they were doing this Ron and Hermione walked in, both when they saw the scene had a look of horror on their face.

Flashback Over

Sadly this event recurred again for their five year old twins, James and Lily walked in to see their kitchen covered in cool whip and their parent's on the floor, making out. This of course then scared their children for life. I guess that shows you that you should never under estimate the power of cool whip, and that the reason there is a warning label on the back of cool whip now,

Warning: Product May cause a pointless romantic moments

Then End