Rants from PPG Characters
By: Radio Lover
Me: Hey guys. So... you know how I made that sequel to 'New Sis and New Lovers'? Well, I didn't like it -_-
Bubbles: Aw, that's too bad :(
Butch: Nah, it's good :)
Me: -_- SO! I've made up a totally, more awesome NEW story about the PPG, RRB, and possibly other people's rants about your stories! :D Don't worry, I ship pairings. PPGxRRB 4EVA! :D
Katty: YAY :D Katty Taco Kisses is here to save ze day :)
Me: How'd you even get in here? :l
Katty: Um... this is my house... and my laptop...
Me: Oh yea... :P
Bomb: Slowness...
Me: SHUDDUP OC OF MINE :O
Bomb: :l
Me: So anyways!
Disclaimer: If I owned the PPG, I wouldn't be on this site, now would I? -_-
Katty: And... BEGIN :D
Blossom
Blossom stood middle stage quietly and calmly. Bubbles stood at the camera. "Ok Blossom, you're on in three... two... one... NOW!" The blonde pointed at her older sister.
"Hello everybody." Blossom said formally with a straight face. "As you may know, I am Blossom Utonium, leader of the Powerpuff-"
"Get on with the fucking rant already!" Buttercup yelled in an annoyed tone. "They already know who are you!"
Blossom frowned. "Fine then." she said. "I'm here to talk about the dreadful site called Fanfiction. Now I know that you guys make pleasant stories, but me? And Brick? Not to be rude, but HELL NO!"
"Fine!" Brick's voice said from the audience. He glared daggers at her. "I never liked your ugly ass anyways!"
"See what I mean?" Blossom asked, rolling her eyes. "You can't pair me up with.. with.. with this pest!"
"Oh yea, that's totally Powerpuff nice material."
"And he keeps on talking." Blossom sighed. "Who'd wanna be with that... other than his fangirls."
"He has fans?" Butch asked in disbelief. Brick took off his own shoe and threw at at his brother. "OW! ASSHOLE!"
"BITCH!"
"MOTHERFUCK-"
"I'm trying to do a rant here!" Blossom yelled loud enough for both teen boys to hear. They shut their mouths, but glared at each other. Blossom sighed deeply. "And you can't pair me up with Butch. He's too not my type, ok? And about Boomer, he can be a sweet kid, but he's not my type either."
"Where is Boomer anyways?" Bubbles asked curiously.
"His fatass went to go get some McDonalds." Butch rolled his eyes.
"I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce..." Buttercup started.
"Oh I know that!" Brick shouted loudly... annoyingly. "Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun!"
"We be up in this drive through, order for two." Butch continued.
Brick, Buttercup, and Brick began to rap in sync. "I got the craving for a number nine like my sh-"
"Stop being so rude!" Blossom yelled again. They shut their mouths. "So anyways, yes. I can't be with HIM or Mojo either; they're villains. Why the hell are you guys paring me up with villains? I'm a super hero. There's no possible way that can happen."
"You don't know that." Brick winked.
Blossom rolled her eyes. "Yes, and let me tell you guys about-"
"I'm BACK!" Boomer's voice rang through the set as he came in with three bags. Blossom's right eye twitched slightly.
"Oh, my apple pie!" Bubbles said happily, skipping towards him.
"And don't forget the Big Macs!" Butch laughed, getting up and walking towards the blonde. Brick and Buttercup followed.
"Forget it." Blossom said through gritted teeth, obviously tired of all of the interuptions. "This rant is over..." She marched to the camera and shut it off.
Me: And there's Blossy :D
Bellina: Wow, she seemed pissed off.
Blossom: ;(
Me: Well like I always say, do those Three Triple R's: Read, Reread, and Review :D