AN UNFAMILIAR EXPERIENCE
Chapter One - Porn Is On The Desktop, Love Is In It
Daniel tore out his laptop, meaning to watch one of his many Anime series.
"What should we watch today?" He asked, glancing at the skinny frame of his best friend Matthew, Our hero. "What's your favorite Anime Character?" Daniel asked, opening a folder to reveal all his anime, from Hell-Girl, Zero-No-Tskumia and Rosario + Vampire all flashed across the screen almost as if to mock them… then the screen went blank
"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Daniel, lashing out at the closest piece of furniture he could find with a well aimed kick. "It's fucked up again hasn't it" said Matthew poking the screen for good measure.
"Wait a minute-" said Daniel, bounding off of his beanbag towards a small black case about the size of a tennis racket, and removed a Battery that radiated the color green.
"The guy at the computer store said if it did that again, to use one of these" Daniel said, handing it to Matthew and replacing himself on the beanbag. "If you say s- WOAH!… uh… dude? It's glowing" Replied Matthew once he caught a glimpse of the demonic looking thing. "Uh… this won't turn me into a giant monster right?" asked Matthew mockingly dropping the battery back into Daniel's hands.
"Just hurry and plug it in, I haven't looked at porn in over ten seconds and I'm realizing things other than the screen… oooh the world is sooo pretty…" Daniel said, looking around as if for the first time.
"Alright already" Said Matthew, taking the Glowing piece and jamming it into the socket at the rear of the laptop, immediately starting the windows start up page to Daniel's delight.
The question of their favorite Anime character disappeared as they saw the screen.
"Hey! Cool, look at your desktop" Said Matthew pointing at a scene from Zero-No-Tskumia that was showing part of one of the episodes, Tabitha (Also known as Princess Charlotte) stood nude, hiding Saito (a guy from our world) from the rampaging mob of big breasted women.
"Hell hath no greater fury than woman scorned" Said Daniel, Matthew glared at him, trying to come up with a decent one liner to rival his friends. "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to bang-Cock" he said eventually to which Daniel shot him a look that dared him to repeat himself, but Matthew was content with himself.
For revenge Daniel covered the nudity of Tabitha with his hand, but instead of touching the computer screen it went right through, a green glow emitting where his hand had been, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Daniel yelled, subtitles flashed on the screen which read 'did you hear something?.'
Matthew grabbed Daniel's hand, intending to drag him away, but instead they both fell screaming into the screen onto Tabitha and Saito.
Daniel groped around, eventually setting his hand on something small and comfortable, Matthew had the same experience, but in the other direction.
"Matthew? I think I'm groping Tabitha" Said Daniel opening his eyes, it took a second (and another squeeze) to realize his hand lay on Saito's package, Daniel gave out a barely audible whimper of despair as he tore his hand away and turned to Matthew.
"Matthew, are you al- WOAH!" Said Daniel, but was caught off guard by the sight of Tabitha's small breasts being wrestled by Matthew's exploring hands, a dumb look on his face, her lower region covered by a semi-conscious Saito.
(Saito was smiling, but because of Tabitha or Daniel?… we will never know)
"Air Hammer" Breathed Tabitha, and an incredible blast of power sent them flying through the window opposite and crashing into a rosebush.
"Yeah… I'd hit that" Said Daniel dreamily as he drifted into unconsciousness.
An hour later Matthew awoke to a sight that put his horror movie collection to shame, Daniel lying opposite him in nothing but his silky black boxers, then he noticed something worse, he was only wearing underwear as well.
Matthew let out a scream that almost shattered glass and bounced out of the bed as far from Daniel as he could manage.
"Hey, keep it down man… people are sleeping and stuff" Daniel mumbled, his hand reaching underneath the cover to scratch a mosquito bite on his leg.
The door opened and a bored looking Tabitha walked in, wearing a light grey nightgown, she saw Matthew standing in his orange underwear, cowering in fear from the double bed and just blinked, placing a set of clothes she had brought for him on the bedroom floor, which Matthew immediately bolted for and pulled on without discretion.
He left the room, now wearing the clothes and saw Tabitha walking towards her room, he ran to catch up and tapped her on the shoulder, then noticed she was reading a book.
"Good book?" Matthew asked, stupidly forgetting the fact that they shouldn't be able to understand each other.
Tabitha merely nodded and continued walking, leading Matthew to the door.
"You can understand me?" asked Matthew astonished, to which Tabitha just nodded again, Matthew caught himself at a loss for words.
"I… uh… I like your nightgown" Matthew said, trying to break what he thought was an awkward silence, and was abruptly pushed onto the wall, Tabitha's lips reached Matthew's and locked them both into a long and… well… awkward kiss.
"Wow" said Matthew, when it finally ended as he shook his head and blinked to rid him of the surprise.