Steven Universe and Sans Destroy the Alt-Right!
The evil group known as the Alt Right decided one day to set their sights on Charlottesville once again, this time to force them to place multiple Donald Trump statues all over the town to spread the Alt Right's evil white nationalist agenda! The leader of the Alt Right, Richard Spencer laughed "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now all of Charlottesville will convert to the side of the Alt Right once they witness the glorious beauty of these Donald Trump statues!"
And so, the Alt Right marched through the streets of Charlottesville, consisting of an entire army of smelly, obese neckbeards hold their arms in the nazi salute. "HEIL TRUMP!" they all continuously shouted. They all also held numerous racist, sexist, and bigoted signs. Richard Spencer rode a truck that had a Donald Trump statue attached to it. But then, out of nowhere, a rainbow-colored beam shot through and utterly destroyed the Donald Trump statue, turning it into nothing but rubble. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" cried Richard Spencer as he saw what became of his precious Donald Trump statue. "WHO DID THIS!?" Richard Spencer both growled and sobbed at the same time. As it turned out, the brave and woke Steven Universe was the one who destroyed the evil statue! "By the powers of the crystal gems," said Steven Universe, "I will smash the white patriarchy!"
"Not on my watch, fatboy!" sneered Richard Spencer, "Go get that degenerate my minions!" And as the army of Alt Right members marched forward to destroy Steven Universe, suddenly skeleton bones rained down from the sky and utterly destroyed every last Alt Right member on the street! "Oh no!" cried Richard Spencer. "Nye he he!" laughed a voice, who was none other than Sans the skeleton! "Welp," said Sans, "Looks like its time for you to burn!" Sans then used his psychokinesis to take control of Richard Spencer's body. "Hey!" cried Richard Spencer, "Let me go!" Sans used his powers to crush Richard Spencer so hard that he combusted into ashes. "Get dunked on!" laughed Sans.
And so, Charlottesville was finally safe for good from the evil Alt Right, thanks to the bravery of social justice!