IF
Ally
Austin
Song- If you hadn't (but you did) from Two on the Aisle.
Song
Gosh! I absolutely can't believe Dallas cheated on me! And with so many other girls! And yes, I'm crying right now. I just can't believe it. I should've listened to Austin when he said that Dallas was NOT a good guy. I thought he was just jealous, but now I realize that he was right.
There he goes, as usual, my man,
Breaking my foolish heart,
I really don't know what to do about him
I've told myself I've got to do without him
I mean seriously! What guy cheats on a girl with, like, 5 other women! I want to kill him right now!
There he goes, as usual, my man,
Tearing my heart apart,
He's made my life a mess,
I've got to do this, I guess
Now, I'm going to mentally kiss him goodbye. Austin was right. Austin is ALWAYS right. Anyway, back to Dallas, I hope I don't miss him, although I doubt I will.
Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
Goodbye Joe, I hope I don't miss you
After I broke up with Dallas, he told me to go jump off a cliff! He even tried to punch me! Thank goodness Austin was there. I don't know where I'd be without him.
If you had been on the square
And had treated me fair
And we'd not a tiff
If you had not said
I should go jump right off
The nearest cliff
At first I thought Dallas was cheating on me, but I didn't want to believe it. But I started to believe it when he hugged me, and I smelled an unfamiliar perfume that I had smelled in the girls perfume area.
If you had stayed off the make
And you'd never had taken
To coming home stiff,
If I had not smelled perfume
With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
Things could have been perfect with us. I mean Trish said we were a perfect a couple! If only she knew what Austin had. No wonder he tried to screw up all our dates.
I'm gonna miss you, baby
Things could have been terrif,
Ah, what's the diff?
About a month ago, Dallas had set up 7 dates for us, and missed all of them! And I had them with Austin instead. They were actually a lot better than dates with Dallas.
If you had not had the cheek
To stay out for a week
Saying, "Back in a jiff,"
If you were not such a two timing guy,
I don't know how to thank Austin. Trish said she's sorry and that she didn't know, Dez said he'll get me a kangaroo, (weird, but it was sweet, considering it's Dez we're talking about), but Austin was the one who was really there. He got me chocolate, and he cuddled with me too. I still miss his warmth efrom last night.
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
But you have
And you were
And you went
Any you did
And so goodbye
I even caught Dallas several times, but he didn't seem to care. He told me they were his cousins, and I believed him. I can't believe I was so stupid!
If I had not seen you
Take Geraldine on the lake
In your flat bottomed skiff
If you were not out with Sue
With your arms around her bare midriff
I remember one time, I had spent a lot of money to get us to front row seats for his favorite singer, and he didn't even show up!
If I had not seen your pen sexy letters
To Gwen in your own hieroglyph,
If you had not left me home
When had to seats for South Pacif,
I'm going to miss him sometimes, but I'm not at others. What's the difference?
I'm gonna miss you, baby
You were too darn prolif,
Ah, what's the dif?
Dallas wasn't a two timing guy. He was an idiot! I know I call Austin an idiot a lot, but he's a cute idiot. Dallas is a bad idiot.
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
But you were
And you have
And you went
And you did
And so, goodbye
Austin is sweet, nice, and he actually cares about me, unlike Dallas. Dallas just took girls for their love, and nothing else.
If you had not told me lies
And then looked in my eyes
With a smile beautif,
If when I had caught you with Kate,
You had not said
"It's of no signif,"
Dallas better move to Dallas before I kick his sorry butt out of Miami. The only thing I'm not going to do is tell Austin, because while I hate him, I don't want Austin getting hurt.
I'm gonna miss you, baby
And I could get specif,
Ah, what's the diff?
If the best years of my life
Weren't spent as your wife
With no marriage certif,
If you were not such a two timing guy,
I wish I was the red queen right now. Then it would be OFF WITH HIS HEAD! But, one good thing came out of this. I realized I loved Austin, as more than a friend. Austin will always be mine. I know he will be.
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
But you had
And then we coulda
And you didn't
Though you shoulda
If you didn't
If you weren't
If you hadn't
If you didn't
But you were
And you have
And you went
And you did
And so, goodbye
See ya later, Joe
Just as I finished crying, Austin walked in, with a bloody nose.
"Austin, what happened?"
"Dallas hurt you, so I hurt him."
"Austin! You shouldn't have! I mean thank you, but seriously! You didn't have too."
"Of course I did."
"Fine. But come here, so I can thank you with a kiss."
"Really!"
"Yep!"
After we kissed, there were so many emotions, that I felt them for both of us. And truthfully, the kiss was better than any I had had with Dallas.
"Austin, that was…"
"Amazing, I know."
"You were right. I should listen to you more often. I mean seriously! I should. I could go on and o-"
He cut me off with a kiss, and we both smiled through it.
"What was that for?"
"For being your cute little self."
Did he just call me cute?
"Hey, I know I just got out of a relationship, but do date later? You know just a friendly one, but maybe to the movies or something?"
"Sure! Tonight at 7?"
"That sounds perfect."
THE END!