ATL Sunshine
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MySpace Freak
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Draco sat at his desk. It was a calm Friday night and he was looking forward to spending the whole night chatting with girls on the internet. His parents were asleep and school was out for the holidays. His had his own room above the pool house and he used it to his advantage. Of course him being the pampered Malfoy heir, wanted a bigger room, but the bigger rooms were inside the house. Draco decided that it was better to have a okay sized room and privacy, then a huge room with constant bickering from his parents and late night crying sessions from his mother.
He only learned about the muggle created computer and Internet, because his father used it to keep track of Death Eater meetings. Draco, of course, wanted one of his own. His father obliged and taught him how to use one. He was fascinated with all you could do. Look at videos, search for homework answers(something he needed from the beginning, sure he was top in his class after Granger, but he had to work hard!), chat with girls, steal muggle credit card numbers( they were always easy), chat with girls, order clothes without shopping, chat with girls and yeah chat with girls.
Draco learned about MySpace from one of his friends who had a squib sister. She apparently loved it. Draco chatted with her on some nights, after seeing her pictures of course! Draco decided to look for someone new to talk with or flirt with, he never talked! He sat down and clicked onto MySpace. He went to the search box and contemplated who to search. Blaise didn't have one, Pansy always threw herself at him, no he liked a challenge. All his other friends or Slytherin stalkers despised the muggle world, so he guessed they probably wouldn't have one. He thought about everyone. He typed in all the girls he slept with in school, but only found muggle girls with the same names. They weren't that bad though.
He sat there for a while and then finally came up with it. Pothead, Weasel and Mudblood! Granger had to have a MySpace, she was a mudblood! And why would she leave her best friends in the dark and not tell them about MySpace? That's cruel! No, Pothead and Weaselbee had to have one. And they did. Draco ran a search on Ron Weasley and found a profile. Red hair, blue eyes, best buds: Harry and Hermione. Bingo!
He looked at the pictures and was quite disturbed when he found Ron shirtless! He only had boxers on and his lips were pouted! He was doing a terrible job at trying to pick up girls! Yuck!
"He must be gay, but i feel sorry for all the phags out there too!" Draco said while instantly clicking out of Ron's profile.
Draco decided to go ahead and search for Potter. He found him. Oh boy did he find him.
"Bloody fuck! He must be the most popular guy on here! "Draco screamed in astonishment.
Harry had over 200,000 friends! He had girls commenting his good looks everywhere, while also fighting for a spot in his top eight. Draco saw that most of the girls were from Hogwarts. The others were all from Beaubatons or other magical academies.
"Bloody Potter! Your damn fame gets you everything huh?" Draco spat as he went down his list of friends. He noticed that lots of them were muggles. They were from the States and other parts of Europe.
That's when Draco saw his last option of fun that night. He saw her, Hermione. She was pretty far down the page, yet she had only IM'ed Harry probably 3 minutes ago. Damn Potter!
He read her IM:
Hey Harry!
I c all of your girls R out 2nite! LOL! Call me lata & let me kno
if we R goin 2 the burrow 2gether. Ron said he wanted us 2 come 2morrow
Luv Ya Mione
He clicked on her and it took him to her page. The first thing he noticed was that Mudblood had over 100,000 friends! Dammit!
"How the hell do they have this many friends and I have like 10!" Draco saw that they were mostly guys. Draco would have never of thought that Hermione Granger, mudblood, Harry Fucking Potter's best friend, bookworm extraordinaire, would have even one guy on her page other than her two sidekicks. Draco saw hundreds upon hundreds, upon...okay thousands of guys! He was shocked to say the least!
Then he did it. He clicked on her profile. He saw the 'pics' icon. He clicked it.
Draco was shocked even more. He would never of thought that Hermione Granger, mudblood, Harry Fucking Potter's best friend, bookworm extraordinaire, unpretty, bushy-haired beast, would have ever looked so HOT!