"... Let me have a look, kid."
Tsunade, the fifth hokage, glared down at Naruto, her hands on her rounded hips, her eyebrows meeting at a fierce angle in between her eyes, her luscious ruby lips thinned with aggravation.
"I don't think that would be a good idea." Naruto stated shortly, shaking his blonde head, holding Jiraiya's bankbook firmly in one hand, the perverted hermit having dropped it a while ago.
"Kid, either give it to me, or i'll make sure you never have kids. ever." Tsunade's eyes glinted with a maniacal glee, as though she had been wanting to do a castration for a while now.
Naruto's arm shot out, holding Jiraiya's bankbook out for Tsunage to take, his large blue eyes as wide as they could be from pure terror.
Plucking the book from Naruto's grip, Tsunade flicked it open.
Naruto noticed Tsunade stop breathing.
Tsunade started foaming at the mouth.
"T-Tsunade-o-baa-chan?"
Tsunade swayed, before falling to the ground with a thump.
"BAA-CHAN!!"
Two days later, Jiraiya was sitting in his usual spot on top of the stone heads, binoculars in hand, staring intently down through a bathroom window, watching a young brunette taking a bath.
There was a rustle, and someone sat beside Jiraiya.
Glancing up from his peeping, Jiraiya saw Tsunade sitting beside him, looking as beautiful as ever, staring intently strait in front of her, as though she had a difficult decision to make.
"Tsu--mrphh??!!"
Jiraiya's back hit the ground with a painful whack, but he couldn't tell, Tsunde's ruby lips plastered against his, her delicate hands pressed against his broad shoulders.
Jiraiya's binoculars toppled from the cliff and smashed to the ground, completely forgotten.
Shizune glared down at Naruto, before squinting up at the stone faces, only just being able to make out Jiriaya and Tsunade on the top.
"She found his bankbook, didn't she?" Shisune hissed.
Naruto nodded, deciding that he didn't need to point out the fact that he was the one who gave it to her.
Jiraiya didn't care. He couldn't even think.
((END. a random thing that i popped into my head after who knows how many hours of watching Naruto. I love Jiraiya and Tsunade. They rock ass. Figuratively and literally.)