Bottles: The witch just kidnapped your sister!
Banjo: That's nice, but i have to get back to sleep.
Bottles: No im serious! The witch came down a swooped her up!
Banjo: And you didn't try to stop her because...
Bottles: Well, what was I supposed to do?
Banjo: Stop the witch.
Bottles: HOW?!
Banjo: I dont know, you tell me.
Bottles: ...Im gonna teach you some moves. The first one is... the feather flap thingy,you just jump, and press A, and there you go!
Kazooie: ...What the heck is he talking about?
Banjo: yawns he said to press the A button or whatever...
Kazooie: Where is the A button?
Banjo: its right...wait a minute...
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Mumbo: You need five tokens to get transformed into creature.
Kazooie: Aww, 5?
Mumbo: Correct.
Banjo: We can find five.
Kazooie: This is gonna take a LONG time...
Banjo: Dee dee dee! what did you expect?
Kazooie: Being chased by flying pizzas.
Banjo: Ok...
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Banjo: Here we are, Treasure Trove Cove...
Kazooie: This place seems ok...
Banjo: Hey look, a jinjo!
Kazooie: Then go get it!
Banjo: Ok!dives underwater
Snacker: Im gonna eat you guys!
Kazooie: Get lost, you loser.
Snacker: Grr...goes away
Banjo: That was close...
Jinjo: JINJO!spinsyay!
Banjo: Ok, to the ship!
Kazooie: Hey, I can see a molehill at the top!
Banjo: Then lets go up there!goes up there
Bottles: Kazooie, you are now gonna learn to fly!
Kazooie: Its about time!
Bottles: All you have to do is stand on a flight pad, press the A button, and...
Kazooie: What is with this freakin' A button?!
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Banjo: Gimmie some water, Gobi.
Gobi: No.
Banjo: I said gimmie some water!makes water come out of Gobi
Gobi: Noooooo, my precious water!
Kazooie: Go find some more "precious water" then!
Gobi: Oh no! a flying pizza!
Kazooie: Thats just a pyramid!
Gobi: No duh! I was just playin' around.
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