Hasbro and Sun Brown Studios have the copyright to "Jem", related characters, related places, and related things from 1984 to 2299. Warner Bros. and Hanna-Banana have the copyright to "Scooby-Doo", related characters, related places and related things from 1969 to 2299. All rights served.

"Dr. Disco Doesn't Haunt Here Anymore?"

JEM/SCOOBY-DOO CROSSOVER

BY DR. THINKER

Part 1 – "Intro"

Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, and Freddie were doing the final portion of dressing up the Blake's mansion of the Halloween. This would stay up until the week before Thanksgiving—in which the Daphne's family will change the dresses for the Christmas season.

Scooby-Doo has been quietly doing much of the work. Despite a recent movie paint his niece in a bad light, Scoobina Doo has been doing well in behavior—even when she gets caught up in one of Mystery Inc.'s normal mystery, she's been mostly either setting up one of her "Scrappy" trap or running away from the monster—sometime accidentally running into Scooby-Doo. If Scooby-Doo have the choice of having Scoobina of running into him or having her yelling "Puppy Power" at the monster—he would take the former over the later.

Scooby-Doo spoke, "I ras rhinking of a rystery Inc. rember rhat re radn't reen in a rhile."

Velma who had just turned on the light red eyes of Blake's fake vampire said, "You mean Scoobina 'Scrappy' Doo."

Scooby-Doo nodded.

Shaggy said, "She's been behaving herself on our capers—and we have a lower chance of a spooky mystery if we bring her long."

Freddie added, "That's right. If I have to hazard a guess—with her, one-sixteenth of our outings end up with a mystery, without her, one half of our outings end up being a mystery."

Daphne added, "Scoobina was born on Oct. 31. We can do what ever she wants as a way to make up for the missing her last two birthday party because of being caught in a mystery."

Velma said, "Scrappy doesn't live to far away—we can just drive to her owner's home and pick her up."

-SD-

Susan Rogers opened the door, "Nice timing, I was getting annoyed by own friend, Scoobina."

Scooby-Doo asked, "Is rhe rusing rhe 'Ruppy Rove' rine rore rhen rusual?"

Susan Roger answered, "No. She has been repeating 'Something is Missing My Life' by Jem of Jem of the Holograms. I do not mind Jem's song—but listing that one song the way Scoobina has been doing would even drive Jem crazy."

Shaggy yelled, "HEY, SCOOBINA DOO!"

Scoobina rushed down the stair, crashing right into Scooby-Doo—sending him slipping out and right in car with a teenage woman dressed in a metal rocker outfit.

The car driver said with a growl, "So, you the uncle of that annoying Jem fan, Scoobina."

Susan said, "Can it, Donna Kettle. The only musicians that annoying are the Misfits."

Donna said with a growl, "Insult my favorite band again, I will do more then flood your basement!"

As Donna sigh as she said, "'The Holograms' have rivals in a group of rotten neo-new wavers called 'The Misfits'. 'The Misfits' had been attempting to try even the score since the second 'Battle of Bands.' If I have to hazard a guess—they is one 'Hologram' fan for every 'Misfits' fan in America-and every 'Misfits' fan has a threat for a

Velma asked, "What do you know about Jem?"

Donna asked, "Just the usual press information. Jem is a mystery rock singer who loves keeping her private life private. Jem is the lead singer for 'Jem and The Holograms', the major money maker for 'Starlight Music', owned by Jerrica Benton, the "Holograms" manager. Jerrica's boyfriend, Rio, is Jem's roadie."

Scoobina asked, "Can we see a Jem concert for my birthday?"

Scooby-Doo remarked, "Rounds rike a rlan—rand Ros Rangeles risn't roo rar raway rrom Roolville, Rashington."

Scoobina kissed Scooby-Doo on his neck. Being a Great Dane, Scoobina did not mind a kiss from a dog—even from one of his family members.

-JaTH-

The Holograms were watching an old movie, "The Vampire from the Graveyard". The movie was being the climax as the female hero was being chase by the vampire. As the chase being on top of ruin castle somewhere in Transylvania, the common home of Count Dracula, it's been pretty long—so long in fact, the Holograms were scare by someone—they turned around to see Jerrica Benton, the secret identity of the Jem, the lead singer of the Holograms. Only the Holograms know the dull business of Jerrica guards the laid-back singer, Jem. With the codewords, "Showtime, Synergy" and "Show's Over, Synergy", she summons and removes the "Jem" disguise.

Raya said, "You scare the living daylight out of me."

Jerrica said, "Sorry about that—but Rio wants us to meet some friends of his. He's been sending some time to 'The Opera Stage'—repairing it."

Kimber asked, "That's name of the famous opera house right in Los Angeles. Despite its name, it's been home to anything from William Shakespeare plays to music concerts."

Aja said, "May be we can have our next concert there this Halloween."

Shana added, "We can even have Starlight Girl being the guests of honor."

Kimber said, "Speaking of girls, let see how their doing in setting Starlight Mansion for Halloween."

Jerrica said, "After that, I need to create costume for both Jerrica and Jem on Synergy. I look though her monster illusions. Right now, we meet Rio's friends. There are on the patio right now."

The Holograms followed Jerrica to the patio. Rio was waiting for them.

Raya said, "It's the vampire actor from our movie: William Bloodstone."

William said, "I could count my non-horror roles on one hand. I had three helpers. Introduce yourself to the Holograms, and their manager."

Janice said, "I'm Janice Clean, I'm work as a janitor at the 'Opera Stage'. It is a tough place to clean—but more cash then usual—so I am a happy camper."

Thomas said, "I'm Thomas Ticket. I work mostly as a ticket booth person."

Messila said, "I'm Messila Money. I work as the payroll clerk."

Janice, Thomas and Messila were twice as old as Jerrica was—but they was a teenager in the meeting:

Cassette said, "Don't look at me like you don't know me. I am Cassette. I am Jem's biggest fan. I'm been helping Rio out lately—since I hadn't see hide or pink-hair of Jem lately."

Jerrica was surprise—the last time she saw Cassette she was wearing what she thought was Cassette's common wear: a pink "Jem" shirt, pink skirt, a white belt, and white sneakers with pink shoelaces on them. Cassette was dressed in a brown t-shirt, brown pants and brown boots.

Kimber quacked, "If you have a hat you could play Carmen Sandiego."

Cassette said, "I don't steal anything—unlike Clash."

Jerrica said, "We pitch in to help."

William said, "Thanks for all you help."

Cassette said, "No problem."

-SD-

Mystery Inc. has just stopped a local dinner in Los Angeles. A man walked up to their table.

The man said, "My name is Eric Raymond. I heard you rumors that you were in town. I want to hire you. You will be paid handsome if you do want I want."

Daphne said, "Sorry, but we are fine on money. My dad, Mr. William Blake, founds us."

Eric asked, "What about fame?"

Scoobina said, "With all the times Uncle Scooby helped Crystal out of her trouble in Wooden City, Mystery Inc. got enough fame to last them centuries."

Eric asked, "Do you like to solve mysteries?"

Freddie said, "That's correct."

Scooby-Doo said, "Rot ror re rand Rhaggy."

Eric did not pay any attention to Scooby-Doo's remarked. "I got one for you. I want you to find out who Jem is. She has been annoying my band, 'The Misfits', very well. And annoying people is considered wrecking the peace on the law."

Scoobina remarked, "Your band members are just bunch of sore losers."

Eric could not keep his temper under control and kicked the near Mystery Inc—to bad for him, the member he kicked was Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo slide across the floor and out the door.

Velma said, "I never thought to see this day, Scooby getting kicking by some."

Daphne yelled, "CHECK PLEASE!"

Quickly, Mystery Inc. paid for their food and left. From under a far away table at the far end of the restaurant, crawled the four members of 'The Misfits': Stormer, Roxy, Jetta and Pizzazz.

Pizzazz said in annoying singsong voice, "Another dazzling failure, Eric. You are getting to the king of these."

Eric asked, "Have your forgotten how many time Clash screw up?"

Pizzazz said, "Nope, but she is still a distant second place to you."

-SD-

Mystery Inc discovered Scooby-Doo stuck in a trashcan. Scooby-Doo said, "Rhat ruy ras rore rannoying then rany rhost ror ronster re reet to rate. I rhought ricking rhe rog ras romething the rartoons rome rup to rhow row revil a rerson ris."

A female person added and helped Scooby-Doo out of the trashcan. "My name is Vivian 'Video' Montgomery. You got to careful around Eric. Jerrica and group she manages, 'Jem and the Holograms', are a sore sport for Eric and the Misfits."

Scooby-Doo said, "If I rave a rhoice retween rim ror a rhost—I rake the rhost."

Vivian said, "I thought Lin-Z said you don't like ghost."

Scooby-Doo remarked, "Rhat's rorrect, rut romparing Reric to rany rone of rmy rillain rould rake of ry rillains rook rike ranti-reroes."

Mystery Inc. giggled enough to make Vivian view them as if they were a bunch of grade school kids instead of the young adults their were now.

TBC

I used Word Perfect for the humans, and use WordPad to insult Scooby-Doo's "R"-talk.