A/N: Haii :D Dis is ma first ff. I LUV HP! D spelin is guna b lyk dis cuz dats how ppl actly tak dese days, u kno? HOPE U LYK ITTTT!
Chapter 1
Mi name is melody duveen. Its pronunsed (did i spel dat rite?) du-F-een. Cus im french.
Actauly, my mum is french nd im spanish cos my uncle come frm belgian (dey speek spanish in belgian, fyi)
Im 16 yrs old nd im a very speshial kid.
I hv long blond hair, but im not dum lyk other blonds. I hav rely big gren eyes lyk Hirry Putter, but myn are pretir. Im rely thin nd stuf but i hav rely big bobs nd i almos got repd once. Im vry prety but m stil a virgin, cus i hvnt find mi true luv. My fav study is defense agenst da dark orts. I dont lyk herniome (i dun member her name) cus shes such a showof. She tinks shes rely prity nd stuf, but shes rely mean. And tho shes sart, shes not smrt lyk me.
Ur so anoyn, granjer. i sed 2 her.
And den she got sad nd run out of da clas.
Prifsor flitdick got anrgi. GO FIND GRANJER U MUTHERFUKER!
So i got sad nd angri nd went 2 find granjer, evn tho i dint lyk her.
Den i herd some1 cryin in da girls wc (were ppl pee...u kno) but she wasnt cryin inside da wc, she was cryin outsid cus stikin ur head in da wc is rely yuky.
Im sori granjer, even if ur an ugly gurl, i dont want u to cry.
She wipes her teers nd we becum friends.
Den she tels me can u kep a sicret?
I sed ya.
So she told me she had s*x wid draco malgoy.
I sed wtf cus dracos da hotest guy in skool.
She sed ikr? But im so shy 2 go ask him on a dat.
So i sed u sily. He shud ask u on a dat cus guys always ask gurls on dats gurls cant ask guys.
I tink its gud dat herjoinee nd me becum frend cus den i can help her nd stuf nd den evryone will lyk her. Nd also, her frends Roon Wasely and Hurry Pitter are da hotset guyz evaaaaaar!
So dis yeer is guna be fun cus i can see so many hoooot guyz.
Dats why i lyk jogwarts.
A/N: What do u tinnnk? Sori if my gremer isnt gud, but im not frm england so i dont spik propr englis. U kno, ppl in amerika actauly spik amerikan nd not englis? It jus sownds lyk englis, but deyre diferent. Like france nd germany are diff langaugez. I dint kno dat til todaaaay!
R&R PLSSSSSSS :D