There Are Things Better Left Unsaid

Today found the Shinigami Men's Association having a meeting in the men's bathroom. "Alright! Next on the agenda for the Shinigami Men's Association…" Iba hesitated and glanced sideways towards Lemura. "Er…cough cough…" Lemura sighed.

"You forgot again?" Lemura asked. Iba glowered at him. "Our funds…" Lemura raised an eyebrow.

"Ah, right! The Shinigami Men's association has a serious crisis; the Shinigami Women's Association has cut our budget again. We need to think of ways we can raise money! Any ideas?"

"Perhaps we could sell candy?" Jushiro smiled cheerfully.

"Er, no. Next?"

"Open a restaurant?" Omaeda drooled at the thought of it.

"…we'll think about it. Anything else?"

"Why don't we have a date auction?" Lemura smiled. "We can auction off Kira-Fukutaicho, Jushiro-Taicho, Harunobu and me."

"Huh?" Jushiro looked surprised. Iba sighed.

"Anyone else?"

"Oh! Why don't we…hmmm?" Excited Kira jumped up and accidently tripped over a bucket. He wind-milled his arms trying to stay upright, but it was a losing battle. Jushiro jumped up and tried to catch Kira but slipped. They both crashed onto the floor in a jumbled heap.

"S…sorry." Kira muttered. He pushed himself up, but stopped when the door slid open.

"Sorry I'm late, I was…" Shuuhei blinked in surprise at what he saw. Kira appeared to be straddling Jushiro's hips with one hand on Jushiro's naked chest and the other on his groin. Shuuhei blushed. "I didn't know you were like that!" He blurted out embarrassed, turning he fled, not bothering to close the door.

"What are you…?" Kira looked down and yelped jumping away. "Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean…it wasn't…are you okay?"

Jushiro pushed himself up. "Yeah, I'm fine, what was that all about?" Kira blushed and stammered.

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Shuuhei walked as fast as he could away from the men's bathroom. The incident kept running through his mind. Kira leaning over Jushiro, almost as if he were going to kiss him, or tear his clothes off…Shuuhei blushed not noticing where he was going. He walked around a corner and slammed into something hard. Paper went flying, scattering across the floor.

"What are you…Hisagi-Fukutaisho?" Surprised Shuuhei looked up to see Akon standing in front of him with a frown on his face. "What's the matter?"

Shuuhei shook his head and started picking up the scattered papers. Akon bent down and started gathering them up into a large pile. "What are you doing? Is the meeting over?" Akon looked up to see Shuuhei's red face. "What's the matter?"

"I need a drink. Come drinking with me."

"Er, now?" Akon glanced down at his watch. "Its only…ahhh" Shuuhei grabbed Akon and started dragging him away. "Come on, I'll treat you." Softer he muttered. "I need to get drunk." Akon sighed and let himself be dragged away. At least it was free.

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"Give me another beer!" Shuhei laughed. Akon sighed.

"Hisagi-Fukutaisho, that's your fourth one." He shook his head. "You need to slow down. I'm not going to take you home."

Shuuhei laughed. Leaning forward he mock whispered, "Call me Shuuhei."

Akon sighed, knowing it was going to be a long day.

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It wasn't until Akon looked outside that he noticed it was getting dark. Surprised he checked the time and groaned. "Shuuhei we should leave, it's almost midnight. I have work tomorrow." Shuhei yawned but didn't move from his slumped over position. Akon sighed. He poked his cheek. "Come on, tell me where you live." Shuuhei started to snore. Annoyed Akon shook Shuuhei one last time in the hopes he would wake, but he only snored louder.

Annoyed, Akon grabbed Shuuhei and wrapping an arm around his shoulders pulled him up. With a nod towards the owner, he left the shop.

"You are heavier than you look." Akon complained. He lightly shook Shuuhei again. "Where do you live?" In answer Shuuhei snored louder. Akon frowned. He was going to have to take Shuuhei home with him and that wasn't a pleasant thought.

When he finally spotted 12th Division he sighed with pleasure, all the lights were off and it appeaed as if everyone was asleep. Opening the door he hesitated, listening for any sounds. When none were forthcoming, he draged Shuuhei in.

"Akon? What are you doing up?" Surprised Akon dropped Shuuhei, who snorted but didn't wake.

"Er, Taicho I was…" Akon left off. What exactly was he doing?

"What's this? Found a research subject?" Kurosuchi-Taicho grinned.

"Oh, no just a friend and I went drinking…" Akon smiled weakly hoping the man would leave. No such luck.

"I'm sure Rin would love helping you out." Kurosuchi-Taicho leaned in to inspect Shuuhei.

"Oh well, I'll make sure to ask him tomorrow. I'll be going now." With a nod towards Kurosuchi-Taicho, he carefully picked Shuuhei back up and walked around him, making sure he didn't turn his back towards the man. Shrugging Mayuri wandered off. Akon sighed muttering softly to Shuuhei. "You're troublesome."

He finally made it to his door; with a grin he walked in and tossed Shuuhei onto the bed. Pulling off his clothes Akon sighed with pleasure and lay down. He frowned. Maybe he should take off Shuuhei's clothes too? Shrugging he got back up and started undoing Shuuhei's sash.

Shuuhei yawned and stretched out; wrapping his arms around Akon he nuzzled his cheek.

"Shu…Shuuhei, what are you omph." Shuuhei dragged Akon down onto bed and wrapped his legs around his waist. Leaning up he kissed Akon. Akon pulled away breaking the kiss.

"What are you doing?" Akon shouted.

"I want to…" Shuuhei lightly nibbled Akon's bottom.

"What?" Akon pushed vainly against Shuuhei's chest. For a drunk man he sure is strong.

"I was embarrassed, when I saw them." Shuuhei licked Akon's lips. Hoping for more. Pulling away Akon stared at Shuuhei who fell back, legs spread with his hakama tenting where his arousal pushed against them. Akon gulped and looked away. Shuuhei looked hot like that.

"Ah, where…what are you talking about?" Shuuhei smiled playfully at Akon.

"Kira was lying on Jushiro with his hand on his cock, it was hot," Shuuhei grabbed Akon, pulling him down again. "I haven't had a partner in a while, I want to do it." With that Shuuhei rolled them over, pinning Akon to the bed. Surprised Akon pushed against Shuuhei's chest.

"Wait, you don't want to do this, you'll regret it in the morning!" Shuuhei smirked and leaning back pulled his shirt over his head. Akon blushed when he spotted his toned chest, his dusky nipples perked out. Blushing Akon allowed his eyes to drift downward towards his hakama. Grinning Shuuhei pulled away long enough to pull his pants down allowing his erection to spring forth.

"You shouldn't…" Shuuhei didn't give Akon time to finish, leaning over he licked Akon's nipple, taking it into his mouth.

Akon gasped as Shuuhei bit down lightly and tugged on it. "Shuu…!" Shuuhei licked his way up his chest biting his neck lightly. "…hei…ah!" Shuuhei bit down hard. Rubbing his body against Akon's he moaned.

He's going to regret this…Akon looked into Shuuhei's eyes. They were slightly glazed over with all of the alcohol he had consumed. With as much strength as he could muster, Akon rolled the two of them over.

Shuuhei groaned and wrapped his arms around Akon. "You're not getting away." He breathlessly muttered into Akon's ear.

Akon couldn't help but grin. Grabbing both of their erections in his hand he slowly started pumping. Shuuhei moaned and squirmed.

"A…Akon…" Akon stared down at him breathlessly. The man looked sexy with his legs spread like that and his head tilted back panting and moaning.

Leaning down he kissed Shuuhei, shoving his tounge in heplundered his mouth. Shuuhei moaned and bucked up into his hand. "Harder, faster, hotter…" Shuuhei couldn't think, all he wanted was release.

Akon felt his release building, stroking faster he grinned when Shuuhei gave a choked sob as he came, splashing both their chests with semen. Shuuhei grinned lazily up at Akon and to his annoyance yawned and fell asleep.

"You're going to leave me here to finish by myself?" Akon sighed when Shuuhei mumbled in his sleep but didn't wake.

Getting up Akon walked into the bathroom to take care of his problem. Once finished Akon yawned widely and walking back out fell on the bed. He was asleep within minutes.

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Shuuhei was woken by a pounding on his door. Yawning he got up and stopped. This isn't my room. Looking around Shuuhei looked down to see Akon laying next to him naked. Shuuhei stopped. He was naked… Akon was naked… WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO LAST NIGHT?

"Akon, Shuuhei! Are you there?" Shuuhei freaked and started looking for his clothes. "We're coming in!" Terrified Shuuhei turned towards his companion.

"Akon, wake up! Where are my clothes?"

"Hmmmm?" Akon yawned and buried himself lower into his sheets. "I'mmmm sleeping."

"Akon!" Suddenly they were both startled when the door slammed open and Jushiro, Lemura, Iba, Omaeda, and Harunobu came rushing in.

"Hey are…" They stopped staring at the two people on the bed. Shuuhei smiled weakly.

"Er, this isn't what it looks like…" No one spoke. They just stared at Shuuhei. Finally Jushiro broke the silence.

"Aww, why didn't you tell us you and Akon were together?" Jushiro smiled. "I was worried when you suddenly took off, sorry about barging in, well leave you too alone." With that Jushiro left leaving Shuuhei, Akon and the others to themselves.

Iba watched him leave. With a shake of his head he turned to Shuuhei. "Er, If I was you, I'd hide. Jushiro is going to tell Shunsui and you know he'll tell Nanao and she'll tell Rangiku and she'll tell everyone else. You're screwed."

Shuuhei vowed then that he would never touch beer again.

A/N: Amy, I hope you like it! (I can do another if you want something different, or a sequel!)

On another note, I will be on vacation in Alaska and if you've ever been there you know there aren't a lot of places that have internet. I might not be able to get back on for at least two weeks. Thank God, I really needed another vacation! After work when I come home I'm so tired I just want to fall asleep. It doesn't help that my feet and sometimes back hurt like a bitch. I love my job but its taxing on the body…sigh.

On another another note, if you have any pairings you want written, I would love to!