Somewhere just outside of wave country

Zabuza "wake him up Haku"

Haku "Yes Zabuza" the girl Haku hitting a few pressur e points on her targets neck makes him start to stir.

Naruto "Hu who what!"

Zabuza " ahh sleeping beauty awakes"

Naruto "What do you want with me!"

Zabuza "sigh this is how this is gonna work im gonna ask you a few questions your gonna answer them . If you try and be a smart ass or lie im gonna take that sword and start cutting shit off"

Naruto "I don't know much"

Slice!

Naruto "ahhhhhhggggg" naruto panics as a diagonal slice goes across the top of his orange jumpsuit and a large portion falls away. Making Haku blush from what she sees.

Naruto "What the hell! I didn't even .."

Zabuza " I said no lying stop pretending to be a idiot You know more than you let on"

Zabuza " Make no mistake I can be a fucking surgeon with this zanbatto the next one will cost you"

Suddenly Narutos demeanor changes "Fine what do you want to know"

Zabuza "During the fight on the bridge Haku got a small sample of your blood and had a water clone apply it to this scroll said Zabuza pulling out a scroll with a whirlpool seal on it. I had her apply it to a blood seal or a scroll I was trying to get opened that my mother left me. I was shocked as hell you really are a Uzumaki who were your parents?

Naruto…. They said I was a orphan….. but…

Zabuza " they never learm" Zabuza move to grab his zanbatto.

Naruto " icantconfirmitbutithinkthe forthand some ladynamedkushnia" Naruto rushes out.

Zabuza does a double take and whistles " Dam kid and from what Haku told me they pretty much treat you like shit there in the leaf cause daddy dearest stuck the fox in your gut?"

Naruto glares at Zabuza "how do you know about that"

Zabuza "Don't you remember what happened at the bridge?"

Naruto thinks back …..flashback no jutsu

Haku was using strage black ice sebons on both Naruto and Sassuke . But didn't think much of it however suddenly Sassuke fell down unconscious.

Haku "This battle is over surrender or we will not give the antidote to the poison I used on the Ucchia. Haku said as she flaired her chakra to signal zabuza.

Naruto not seeing a option clenches his fist in anger drawing blood "Fine"

From within the fog Zabuza speaks "Hahaha this fight is over copy ninja you lost"

Kakashi narrows his eyes and feels for his students chakra his eyes widen when he senses Sassukes is getting lower and lower.

Kakashi if "you killed him !" he says in a rage.

Zabuza "No hes not dead but will be soon catch throwing a sebon to kakashi in the fog but still sensing it he caught it.

Kakashi "what about it"

Zabuza " Its one of my Hakus specialties it's a custom poision very rare and very deadly it takes 36 hours for it to kill but can be cured with the antidote."

Kakashi " Give me the antidote or ill kill you and find it on your corpse"

Zabuza wagging his finger at the copy ninja " ah ah im not stupid enough to keep it on me its hidden" Now your gonna stand down I have no intention of beheading that old drunk any way"

Kakashi "What!"

Zabuza " did you really think we were even in our first encounter you idiot I was gathering intell on you and Gato all this time. We needed time to find all of Gato's money Haku found from the start that he was going to betray us everything we did with you was staged. B y the way what kind of idiot are you letting the last uchia walk around with his clan crest on his back? What the fuck are you a moron if anyone wanted to they could cut out his eyes or his balls. Your not very bright are you. Let me guess you were to prideful wanting everyone to know the great Sharingan no Kakashi ushered in the return and rise of the uchias second coming.

Kakashi cringed as zabbuza hit it dead on. "so what do you want Zabuza…."

Zabuzza "hmmmm ill take one of his testicles " …"just kidding " don't look so tense.

Zabuza "In a few minutes Gatos going to be here with 100 thugs your going to assist me in eliminating both them and Gato" Then theres one other thing I need and ill tell you where the antidote is.

After the slaughter by both Kakash and Zabuza with both Naruto and Haku backing them up at one point Naruto lost it when Haku's ice clone was injured and tapped into Kyubi for a short time killing 50 of the mercenaries.

After the battle Zabuza said in addition to your help " ill be taking the Uzumaki brat to"

Kakashi "absolutely not"

Zabuza " fine then the leaf loose the last breed able sharingan user oh did I mention that the poision we used has some interesting effects it causes blindness in the first 24 and after a day your testicals swell up like melons and burst well that's sterility for ya and then it does a number on your nervous system…"

Kakashi sat there thinking of Obitio and made a decision…. " Im sorry Naruto"

Naruto "kakashi sensei?"

Before naruto knew what happened Kakashi struck him with the back end of a Kunai and knocked him out. Not looking at naruto he asked "wheres the antidote."

Zabuza "Back where you fought the demon brothers is a plat with orange berries the roots of which make the antidote ." Theres a scroll buried under it with the instructions.

"If you flat out shunshi at max range you should get back there in time to save your fucking Uchia and his ball sack." Here tossing a small pouch with solder pills to Kakashi " don't say I never gave you nothing"

Naruto "so much for that bullshit those who abandon there comrades is lower than trash crap unless your names Naruto Uzumaki"

Zabuza "ahhh don't feel bad kid haha he left the pink screacher all alone to hahaha"

Zabuza " I walked up to her after we killed Gatto and said "Boo" to her without my face Wraps on and smiled and she pissed and shit herself right there before she passed out and fell into it ahhhh good times good times"

Naruto " now what"

Zabuza "now we get properly introduced my name is Zabuza Momochi Zaraki Kurotsuchi decendant of the 11th house of the Uzumaki "while putting on a pair of glasses.

Naruto …. "WHAT THE FUCK"

To be continued

Omaka

Danzo was both pleased and upset yes he heard of the loss of the 9 tails container but what he gained as a result was so much more. Yes the operation was a complete success and if the last uchica would not repopulate his clan the by god even if he had to do it himself he would .

Yes it was no problem to fake the results that made it seem that one of the uchias testicles was beyond repair when it was actuality fine. So what he still had one.

Now all he needed was a test run with his new equipment but it was just that all the Female root members were so well cold …

Maybe making them all emotionless was a mistake…. This is the 5th time that they just sit there…

Root fem agent 005 " is it in yet?"

Danzo "-_-

Danzo " Root get me a Akimichi organ donor right away!"

Fu " you know danzo sama theres a disturbing pattern here that you might wish to seek therapy for"

Danzo makes a hand sign "Punish"

Fu "agggggggg never mind im wrong yes definitely wrong carry on"