This is one of you my favorite stories, and I just think it is funny. R&R

'Inuyasha........what are you doing?' Kagome said, confused.

'Shut up." Inuyasha was on the floor (Kirara on top of his head).

'Tachi man, how far to this sake of illusion." Miroku said, inching to Sango.

"hmmm, Inuyasha look, a spring and there's a shrine and then there's a ouch......waahhhhhhhhh, Kagome, Inuyasha is being mean."

'hmmm, that's nice." Kagome said, daydreaming.

'Kagome, can I talk with you.' Sango said, as Miroku got to her.

'Dam." Miroku said under his breath.

'Kagome, you should make your move now.' Sango whispered, at the other end of tachi.

'He can hear you." Kagome said, tilting her head.

'No, he's asleep.'

'Good, that took a lot out of him.'

'Yeah, Sesshomaru is really good. He's kinda hot too.'

'Sango.' Kagome said in shock.

'Miroku is hotter though.' Sango said, pitting her thumb.

'What about your move?'

'Well, he is ummmm. Its just that.....' Sango said, blushing.

'Just do it.' Kagome said, pushing Sango.

'Sango.' Miroku said, surprised.

'umm hi.'

'Sango.' Miroku said.

Sango looks back at Kagome, who is giving her the thumbs up.

'Miroku.' Sango said, fluttering her feet. Suddenly, she trips and falls face first onto

Miroku. Now natural, Miroku falls over and soon, they both are laying on top of each other. OF course, Miroku, in his perverted ness, had managed to fall with Sango covering me, face to face.

'Sango.'

All to soon, they both were in lip lock, the passion that had been boiling in them for months, coming to the surface. Miroku's hand is running through Sango's hair. Sango was hugging Miroku close. Kagome was shocked, but she had the present in mind to cover Shippo's eyes.

'This is perfect.' Kagome said, clenching her fist.

'Kagome, why are you covering my eyes?'

'Shippo, just trust me.'

'Fine.'

'Sango..' Miroku said, after the kiss.

'Miroku....I.......I" Sango said, she couldn't think of what to say.

'You don't have to say anything.' Miroku said, putting his hand over her mouth.

'Thanks.' Sango said, as she hugged him. Eventually, they got up. For the rest of the journey, Sango was resting on Miroku's shoulder.

'Did I miss something?' Inuyasha asked Kagome when he saw Sango and Miroku holding hands.

'No, not really." Kagome said, hugging Inuyasha shoulder.

'Kagome...... what ummmmm.' Inuyasha said, then, thinking of nothing to do, hugged her shoulder to.

'OK............ I feel so alone.' Shippo said, looking at both couples.

'Meow.' Kirara said, purring.

'Oh yeah, I have you too.' Shippo said, petting Kirara.

IT was a very pretty picture, that was until.

'GIVE ME THE SHIKON SHARDS.' A loud booming voice echoed in there ears.

'GET lost.' Inuyasha said, still next to Kagome.

'Give me the Shikon Shards.'

'THAT'S IT.' Inuyasha said, charging right into the forest.

'AAAAAHHHHHH, Get away from me....... I've got it you.' the voice said, desperately.

'Shut Up. Kaze no Kizu.'

'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOo..................'

'I SAID SHUT UP.'

Blink Blink.

'Ummmmm, Inuyasha, you ok?' Kagome said.

'Yeah, Kaze no Kizu.'

'Get away from me.' The voice said.

'JUST DIE.'

'Yrah, eat this.' The voice said.

"SHUT THE HELL UP.'

'JUST DIE YOU HANYOU.'

'THAT'S IT KAZE NO KIZU........KAZE NO KIZU.........KAZE NO KIZU........KAZE NO KIZU.........KAZE NO KIZU.'

'Inuyasha, you sure your ok.' Kagome asked, biting her thumb.

'Yeah. KAZE NO KIZU.'

'Inuyasha, think your overdoing it.' Miroku said, not moving his eyes from Sango.

'IT JUST WON'T DIE.'

'I'm invincible.'

'Like hell you are.'

Twang.

'Kagome, you killed it..... Blink Blink...' Inuyasha said, standing around something that looked like the Grand Canyon.'

'Inuyasha..... you over did it.' Sango said.

'Its true, but this will fill in sometime.' Miroku said.

'Kagome......Ummmm. So.....do you sense any shards.' Inuyasha asked, putting Tesiga away.

'No sorry.'

'Its not your fault.'

'SO, you guys want to find that sake (something that is a little like beer but has a nice taste).' Miroku asked, patting himself off.

'Sure, Inuyasha, smell it?' Sango asked, finally breaking away from Miroku.

'Yeah, a faint smell. Lets hurry.' (note I'm taking this from episode 133, when Miroku's friend says he is going to die. I'm just going to do one thing that happened in that episode because it's SO FUNNY) Inuyasha said, helping Kagome onto his back.

'Wonder what it tastes like.' Miroku said, daydreaming.

'Yeah.' Kagome said.

AS Inuyasha started to hop on, Kirara went straight into the air.

(note the next to conversations are happening at once)

Miroku/Sango

'Hi Miroku, what are you going to do after we beat Narku.' Sango asked.

'Well, I never thought about it, I would like to live with someone nice.' Miroku said, in a almost obvious hint.

'Yeah, that would be nice.'

'So, who would you want to settle with?' Miroku said, teasing.

'Well, uummmm, welll........' Sango said, blushing. She had stopped.

'Its ok.' Miroku said, embracing her slowly.

'So, where do you think it is.' Sango said,

'I don't know.' Miroku said, not caring. When he is with Sango, nothing matters.

'Hi look, over there.'

'Well, lets go.'

'Sure.'

Inuyasha/Kagome

'HI Inuyasha, do you want to stay at my house when we are finished here.' Kagome asked, hopeful.

'Sure.' Inuyasha said, looking forward to the weekend.