Notes 'n stuff that don't matter:


This is a collection of short stories that came about when me and my friends started playing a game called "Pairings" that I made up. You simply pick two characters (male/female, male/male, female/female) from the same or different animes and come up with a way they can hook up.


This is also a good way to get the creative juices flowing if you've got writer's block (not to mention fun!).


Whether it's a one nighter, accident, or true love is completely up to the person telling the story. The rules change a lot and newer (crazier) ones spring up all the time. Have fun and play it yourself.


Oh yeah, and, the stories are kinda short. The main point of them is to make people laugh (usually), or cry, whatever. This is because thinking of sane reasons, or even emotional crap, for people to get together takes more than a nanosecond of thought (and that makes my head hurt). Plus it should be spontaneous! (*Thinks* Yeah, that's a good enough excuse for crappy writing...)


So, anyway, here's the pairs I've had to put together so far.


Oh yeah, and these stories aren't exactly "groundbreaking" (See note about lack of thinking done in this department of my brain) so don't expect too much.


***First Story***


Pairing: Ranma (From Ranma ½) and Miroku (From Inuyasha)

Let's see... busty redhead who lacks in modesty and the world's most perverted priest.

Oh what will I ever do?

Okay. *Ahem*

Once upon a time, Sango, the most beautiful (and only) female demon exterminator in the world, hit Miroku, the most perverted (but very handsome) monk in the world, so hard with her boomerang that he was knocked into the 21st century. After regaining consciousness, Miroku got up and realized he wasn't in ancient Japan anymore. Not being one to panic, Miroku did the only thing he could...

Find easy girls and sake!

Many red hand prints, mace sprays, and stun guns later (the joys of progress), Miroku entered the Cat Café, the only place in town he had yet to be kicked out of. Lo and behold, working as a waitress in the café was the most beautiful girl Miroku had ever laid eyes on.

"Just look at the size of those...

"...bowls of noodles. The ghoul was making them even bigger and she was filling them to the brim with hot broth. One drop of it and I'm dead." thought Ranma.

"Groom! We have another costumer, go and see to him." said Shampoo's great-great-great-great-great...

*An hour later*

great-great-grandmother.

"Huh, he's dressed strangely, but he's definitely easy on the eyes..." thought Ranma absently, "Erk. I mean... dammit!"

As of late Ranma had noticed being female for a long period of time did more than just attract boys to her. It made her attracted to boys as well.

"Welcome to the Cat Café, how may I serve youUUUUUUEEEEE!"

And all the prettiness of the strange boy just went right out the window as Ranma felt a hand where there should not be one.

Five minutes later, Ranma was let off work early because the ghoul had decided that one customer (mainly Miroku) with his head stuck in a serving tray was probably enough.

"That ... that jerk!" fumed Ranma as she took the longer road home. Right now was not the time to be a) teased by Ryoga, or, b) lectured by her father. Both would have heard the news by now seeing how the gossip spread around here.

Ranma's stomach grumbled.

"I'm home." said Ranma.

"Oh, hello Ranma!" said Kasumi.

"Ah, so your name is Ranma."

"You!" yelled Ranma, pointing at (who else) everyone's favorite monk.

"You know Miroku?"

A blood vessel popped out on Ranma's head.

"So this is the guy that felt you up in the café. You really are letting your guard down." said Ryoga, who had 'mysteriously' shown up.

Blood vessels now showing on Ranma's head: 2

"That reminds me. Ranma, I have good news for you."

Ranma looked at her father.

"Your engagement to Akane is off!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Woo-hoo!" said Ranma and Ryoga together.

"You will instead be marrying Miroku."

"Woo-WHAT?!"

"Well, you see, this monk is one a noble quest to have a son before a curse kills him. That and I lost you to him in a round of gambling."

Five minutes later a jovial Miroku and a dazed Ranma were hitched and headed for the direction of Kagome's shrine (Miroku could sense the jewel).

A year passed and though Ranma and Miroku got into many arguments, fights, and "surprises" (they found out how to stop hot water from burning Ranma), they became a happy married couple. All thanks to Sango's boomerang and both Miroku's (also surprising) and Ranma's (not so surprising) bisexuality.

***The End***