A/N: I've seen loads of these on Harry Potter, Twilight and other places, but never on GG! Sooo…

These are unofficially copyrighted by moi!

Even though I took some of them from Harry Potter…

And Twilight…

So, basically…

I own Gallagher Girls. (See 101…)

HOPE YOU ENJOY!

1. Cammie isn't really a chameleon; don't use her as camouflage.

2. Bex doesn't need to be served tea. She doesn'tlike it.

3. It isn't funny to wear a different Halloween mask to each of Professor Smith's lessons.

4. Joe Solomon is not having an affair with Macy McHenry; I must not encourage rumours.

5. Nor is he dating Mrs Morgan.

6. I cannot recreate the Circle of Cavan by creating a circular cavern.

7. The newbies aren't shooting targets.

8. Nor test dummies.

9. It is not funny to scream 'Ioseph Cavan' when Mr Solomon walks into a room.

10. Mr Smith is not a magical shapeshifter.

11. Suzie the cat is not Onyx.

12. Suzie does not exist full stop. I must not encourage people to look for her.

13. My end of year exams won't be to take down the Circle, I mustn't scare Anna.

14. Nor will they be to kill the headmistress. Cammie isn't laughing.

15. Kidnapping the president won't earn me extra credit in CoveOps.

16. I can't get off with Mr Solomon, he's over double my age.

17. Nor Mr Mosckowitz.

18. Or any other teacher, for that matter.

19. Grant isn't Brad Pitt.

20. Or a Greek god.

21. Dr Steve doesn't appreciate 'Excellent' being used every other word.

22. Mr Mosckowitz deals in data encryption, not decryption.

23. So he shouldn't be locked in a pass coded room.

24. No matter how funny.

25. Zach's after Cammie, not me.

26. In fact, he's probably trying to run from me.

27. Macey does not find switching her shampoo for shaving cream funny.

28. Dr Fibs' invisibility concoction is not to be used on Mr Solomon's undies.

29. Helicopters do not swim.

30. Boats do not fly.

31. Neither can I.

32. Blackthorne is a school for assassins, not lunatic serial killers.

33. The scar on Mr Solomon's head does not make him Harry Potter.

34. Mrs Morgan's cooking is not poisoned.

35. However bad it tastes.

36. I mustn't surf on Blackthorne's waterfall.

37. Ms Hanncock does not appreciate jokes about her name.

38. Bex isn't a secret English princess.

39. Professor Buckingham isn't Bex's long lost aunt just because they're both British.

40. You are not the leader of the Circle of Cavan.

41. Or the director of the CIA.

42. Or any other foundation.

43. Every problem in Roseville isn't Cammie's fault.

44. And nor should I tell everyone that.

45. Josh hasn't been kidnapped.

46. Neither is he dead.

47. So I mustn't tell Cammie lies.

48. Joe Solomon isn't in love with Abby Cameron.

49. And isn't to be called gay when he denies the previous.

50. Cammie hasn't found another boy in Roseville.

51. I shouldn't tell that to Zach.

52. Or Josh.

53. A mobile phone isn't a secret gadget.

54. Nor should be used as one.

55. Especially as a grenade.

56. Just because the elections are on, I can't run around shouting 'Vote McHenry!'

57. Mr Solomon is human

58. No matter how much Cammie opposes.

59. Don't hum James Bond as you walk around the corridor.

60. Or any other spy tunes.

61. I am not Sherlock Holmes.

62. I have no Watson.

63. Nor am I James Bond, etc.

64. The British Bombshell won't turn into a British Bomb.

65. Never call in the police.

66. Liz isn't really a toothpick.

67. Sticking DNA needles on all doors isn't funny for Bex.

68. Putting up 'Closed' signs on the library is only funny the fist time you see Liz's face.

69. 'DRINK ME' isn't an appropriate sign for any poison.

70. Don't add a spoonful of sugar to each concoction you make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of poisons.

71. Catapults aren't meant to be for food fights.

72. Mrs Morgan does not find "Spies" the suitable answer to "Who are we?"
73. Nor is "To spy." The answer to "Why do we come here?"

74. Writing 'Class cancelled' on the sub doors in Mr Solomon's handwriting will earn me a detention.

75. I must not order sex toys under Mr Solomon's name.

76. Or anyone else's.

77. I am not Bex's personal slave.

78. Because she isn't a Duchess.

79. Incest is not the answer.

80. I am not allowed to attempt to teach Onyx to swim, no matter ho much I think it would benefit her.

81. I am not allowed to tape a 'kick me' sign to Anna's back

82. Or anyone else's.

83. Rape is illegal.

84. I am not allowed to test the flammability of Dr Fibs.

85. I am not allowed to test Newton's theory of gravity by shoving Zach down the stairs.

86. I mustn't poke Grant in the face.

87. I am not allowed to tell Mr Mosckowitz he shouldn't wear a wetsuit.

88. Chickens are not members of the Circle of Cavan, and are innocent.

89. Just because Josh drove a forklift into Mr Solomon, it doesn't mean I can.

90. I shouldn't play with matches.

91. And can't burn the school, my enemies or anyone else.

92. I shouldn't swear at anyone in Mandarin.

93. Or French.

94. Or Farsi.

95. Or any of the other fourteen languages.

96. I probably shouldn't swear full stop.

97. I shouldn't sing during very important lectures.

98. I mustn't run around Roseville screaming 'I go to a school for spies!'

99. I mustn't hack into the CIA database to gather intel on everyone.

100. Then stick it up on the notice board.

101. I mustn't tell everyone I own the Gallagher Girls.