I had to read We Have Always Lived in the Castle for my APLit class. Even though I think it's psychotic and creepy, I have a weird fondness for it. And I decided to write this non-rhyming poem for it. So...yeah.

I don't own the book. And I don't own the title. I got that from the new movie of the same name.

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It's Kind Of a Funny Story

How I know about the Blackwoods, you ask?

All I have to say to that is,

It's kind of a funny story...

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I have always wondered about many things.

My mother says it's because I was born with an agile mind.

Whatever that means.

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I want to go exploring in the forest.

My father says it's dangerous to be there.

Like I would believe that.

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One thing I always wonder about is the Blackwood house.

The townspeople say that it is not worth being bothered.

I don't think that for a second.

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I always see Mary Katherine Blackwood in town on Tuesdays and Fridays.

My friends say she's a freak.

I ignore them and avert my gaze.

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I wonder about why everyone hates the Blackwoods.

My neighbors say it's because Constance killed her family.

I think it's something else.

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I hear the fire sirens wail through the night.

My parents say the Blackwood house is on fire as we tumble into the car.

For once…I remain speechless.

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The house is blackened by fire.

Those around me say it's not worth putting out.

I watch, eyes wide.

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The people storm the house, and I can hear crashes and bangs.

They shout and wail like wild things.

I stand, hanging my head in shame.

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A week later, my parents give me a basket.

They say it's for the Blackwood sisters, an apology for what they did.

I am finally allowed on the Blackwood land.

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I go up to the door and ring the bell.

No one says anything.

I wait for a minute before I leave it on the steps and run home.

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The next day, I go back through the gates.

The children say someone is still in the house.

The windows are boarded up, and I see no one there.

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I take the basket home with me.

My parents say that nothing is left.

But they are wrong.

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I pick up a little note laying under a bread pan.

It says, "Thank you" in a childish scrawl.

I smile.

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How does it end, you ask?

All I have to say to that is,

It's kind of a funny ending...

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Now, I walk past the house every day.

People say that the Blackwood girls will stay there forever.

I finally believe them.

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You're not satisfied, are you?

All I have to say to that is,

It's kind of a funny way to look at things...

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You don't believe me, do you?

As I said to you before,

It's kind of a funny story...

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It doesn't matter if they never come out.

I say let them be.

I think they are very happy exactly as they are.