Who is this young lady troll standing in what appears to be her bed room? Your name is Britta Pierce and you're a female of the troll species as mentioned before. you're 7 sweeps old and some of your interests include planning for the zombie apocalypse, robotics, modern art, hamsters, knives and online roleplaying which is how you've met some of your really good friends. Your skills include drawing, sorcery and being sort of stealthy. You have a lot of dislikes but some of the more major ones are overly happy people, bright shades of yellow and the troll equivalent of internet explorer. You're also a trusting friend, honest when you want to be and loyal.
Now that we've done the intro we can g- oh, looks like someone's bothering you on trollia, better go see what this asshole wants.
technicalFox [TF] began trolling americanZombies [AZ]
TF: Britta
AZ: What the fuck do you want?
TF: Oh, you actually answered
AZ: Just get on with your idiotic question which I'm pretty sure you already know the answer to, asshole.
TF: Anywaves, go out on a date with me? :D
AZ: Stop the shitty faces and the god damn puns and my answer is fuck no.
TF: You know you want me ;D
AZ: I'll cut your fucking bulge off and shove it down your throat.
americanZombies [AZ] ceased trolling technicalFox [TF]
you hate it when he disturbs you from your activities. You've rejected him numerous times yet he won't quit. I think it's time to find out who this douche muffin is. In the mean tome you decide to take a bath.
Your name is Taylor Thrint and you've just finished one of your many "sessions" with Britta. Some of your interests are techno music, foxes, computer hacking and lamps, god you love lamps. Your skills include strategizing, climbing, remembering details and technology hacking, but you specialize in computers. Your trollian tag is technicalFox. You don't like how Britta always rejects you and bananas, who do those yellow pieces of shit think they are? You're never self-controlled around Britta, very flirty only to Britta, romantic, affectionate to only Britta with a few acceptations, logical, honest, trusting, loyal and observant. You decide to see what she's up to because you're so far away from her and you also downloaded a program you made that allows you to peek at people if you know their trollian tag. It looks like she's getting ready to take a bath and you've caught her as she is beginning to take off her clothes. You grab some lotion and a bunch of tissues and unzip your pants, I think we all know what's going to happen next. Any who Britta begins to take off her plaid sweater then her black tee followed by her dark grey jeans and her hipster glasses which you think look cute on her. You sit at you husktop desk awaiting for her to take off her final two pieces of clothing, her black panties and bra. Just as she starts to pull down her panties someone begins to bother you on trollian. You think for a moment deciding if you should respond. You realize that you've seen her naked hundreds of times using your program. You decide it's only fair to give her privacy just this one time and answer the shit stain who decided to bother you.
griffinPuns [GP] began trolling technicalFox [TF]
GP: $up
TF: you've interrupted something important
GP: Wa$ it one of your many failed "$e$$ion$" with Britta?
TF: you could say that
GP: Oh my fucking gog
TF: so, what do you want
GP: Just wanted to $how you one of my OTPS
TF: bro, don't go there with me
GP: It'$ just me and Britta
TF: BACK THE FUCK OFF!
GP: I'm even thinking to draw some ba$ic porn even though I can't draw for $hit
TF: I SWEAR TO GOD, you know she's mine! She just needs some time to tell me her feelings
GP: Bro, just give it a re$t already. You've been doing this for how long now? Two, Three $weeps. Haven't you learned that $he'$ not intere$ted in you? Maybe ju$t maybe that's the exact rea$on that $he'$ always rejected you.
TF: im fucking done
technicalFox [TF] ceased trolling griffonPuns [GP]