Harry Potter Out-takes
This has been done a thousand times before but here's my try. Perfect if you think ABBA and Professor's are a good combonation.
Disclaimers: I don't own any of these characters. I do however own my sister Charlotte, Should she run on screen and Chase Severus Snape everywhere ^_^ (Charlotte fancies him)
(Scene: Great hall at Halloween)
Professor Quirrel: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you'd wanna know *Faints*
*Children screaming(Malfoy looking Dorky)*
Dumbledore: S-I-L-E-N-C-E!!!!!!!!*Disco lights apear and he starts singing* I am the dancing queen! Young and sweet, only two-hundred-and-seventy!!
*All the teachers start dancing (Charlottes Note: Especially Snape MWAhahahahahaha!!!!!)*
(Scene: The Train)
Trolly lady: Anything of the trolly dears?
Ron:*Throwing up noise*
Harry: We'll take the lot!
Ron: You mean in here*Holds up sick bag(YYEUCH!!!)*
Harry: No! Off the trolley Ron!
(Scene: Great hall at halloween*Again*)
Quirrel: SNAPE!! IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you'd wanna know *collapses*
Charlotte: I'M COMING SNAPE!!! JUST DON'T DIE! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A TUNNEL... STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!*Runs down to the dungeon*
Snape:*Comes in through the door at the back, wearing a dressing robe with a towel on his shoulders(Yes, he washed his hair!)* Anything happen while I was away?
(Scene: The train station at the end)
Harry: I'm not going home... not realy!
Ron: Where are you going then?
Harry: I'm going to an ABBA Concert!
Everyone on the planet(Especially dumbeldore): You can dance, You can cry, your having the time of your life!
(Scene: The first potions lesson)
Harry:(I added this bit in because I'm bored.) I wonder who the teacher is?
Hermoine: I heard it's professor Snape.
Harry and Ron: DAMN!
Snape: *Bursts in the room* There will be no silly incantations and wandwaving in my class... *starts singing... and innocently starts doing the dance to it to* I believe in Miracles! where ya from? You sexy thing! You SExy thing!!!
Charlotte: YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: *Quickly putting robe back on* YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS CLASS!! You are in Hufflepuff!
Charlotte: So's Suzanne Bones!
Snape: Yeah well... She's the director's daughter...
(Scene:The Potions lesson)
Harry and Ron: Here comes Snape!
Snape: *Wearing groovy Austin Powers style clothes* Groovy Baby!!!
Charlotte: *Jumps in next to him wearing clothes like Austin Powers' Girlfriend's usually do* Totally Groovy! Yeah Baby!
Alison: *Dressed up as mini-me* RRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Charlotte: Oh, Don't mind her, She's my sister.
Alison: *Hits Charlotte round the head with a wand.*
Charlotte: What was that for?
Alison: FOR BEING AN IDIOT!
Charlotte: Okay!
This has been done a thousand times before but here's my try. Perfect if you think ABBA and Professor's are a good combonation.
Disclaimers: I don't own any of these characters. I do however own my sister Charlotte, Should she run on screen and Chase Severus Snape everywhere ^_^ (Charlotte fancies him)
(Scene: Great hall at Halloween)
Professor Quirrel: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you'd wanna know *Faints*
*Children screaming(Malfoy looking Dorky)*
Dumbledore: S-I-L-E-N-C-E!!!!!!!!*Disco lights apear and he starts singing* I am the dancing queen! Young and sweet, only two-hundred-and-seventy!!
*All the teachers start dancing (Charlottes Note: Especially Snape MWAhahahahahaha!!!!!)*
(Scene: The Train)
Trolly lady: Anything of the trolly dears?
Ron:*Throwing up noise*
Harry: We'll take the lot!
Ron: You mean in here*Holds up sick bag(YYEUCH!!!)*
Harry: No! Off the trolley Ron!
(Scene: Great hall at halloween*Again*)
Quirrel: SNAPE!! IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you'd wanna know *collapses*
Charlotte: I'M COMING SNAPE!!! JUST DON'T DIE! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A TUNNEL... STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!*Runs down to the dungeon*
Snape:*Comes in through the door at the back, wearing a dressing robe with a towel on his shoulders(Yes, he washed his hair!)* Anything happen while I was away?
(Scene: The train station at the end)
Harry: I'm not going home... not realy!
Ron: Where are you going then?
Harry: I'm going to an ABBA Concert!
Everyone on the planet(Especially dumbeldore): You can dance, You can cry, your having the time of your life!
(Scene: The first potions lesson)
Harry:(I added this bit in because I'm bored.) I wonder who the teacher is?
Hermoine: I heard it's professor Snape.
Harry and Ron: DAMN!
Snape: *Bursts in the room* There will be no silly incantations and wandwaving in my class... *starts singing... and innocently starts doing the dance to it to* I believe in Miracles! where ya from? You sexy thing! You SExy thing!!!
Charlotte: YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: *Quickly putting robe back on* YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS CLASS!! You are in Hufflepuff!
Charlotte: So's Suzanne Bones!
Snape: Yeah well... She's the director's daughter...
(Scene:The Potions lesson)
Harry and Ron: Here comes Snape!
Snape: *Wearing groovy Austin Powers style clothes* Groovy Baby!!!
Charlotte: *Jumps in next to him wearing clothes like Austin Powers' Girlfriend's usually do* Totally Groovy! Yeah Baby!
Alison: *Dressed up as mini-me* RRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Charlotte: Oh, Don't mind her, She's my sister.
Alison: *Hits Charlotte round the head with a wand.*
Charlotte: What was that for?
Alison: FOR BEING AN IDIOT!
Charlotte: Okay!