Author's Note: Updated to fix the weird formatting. Rawr.
The stuff in " (...) " are words for the song.
the stuff in " [...] " are not part of the song... they're there so you can figure out what I'm talking about.
If it's in italics then say it fast so it makes sense with the beat :D... Hope that's all clear!
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8 or the Jingle Bell's tune etc. see Squaresoft/Square Enix.
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Jingle Bells - A Horrific Remix
Jingle bells
Cast some Shells
(To keep bad magic at bay!)
It's great fun to sing along,
So try it any day!
[Ok, this is Laguna:]
Jingle bells Dinzer smells
Boko laid an egg!?
Oh what fun it is to have
A cramp in your freakin' leeeee-eg!
[Here's Zell:]
Chasin' Minimogs
In a good ol' Christmas play
Wish I had some hotdogs,
I miss 'em everyday!
[This is Quistis:]
Test on Unknown Kings,[insert sounds of students groaning]
(To make the students bright).[Haha good luck.. uh oh, Quistis' is getting maaaad!!]
Oh what fun it is to fling,
A slaying whip tonight! [scary, huh?]
[This is um...some lunatic:]
Jingle bells,
Farfetched tales?
Moomba in dismay,
Furry friend couldn't read [for the play]
and Pheonix flew awaaaaaaa-ay!
Jingle bells
I can tell
You like Squaresoft too! [Or Square-Enix I guess...]
Cuz you're here, singin' along
(Which no one else would do!)
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Good job! Whoo, you got through! Now, question is...are you still sane? Were you in the first place...? Eh, it's all good! Anyway, inspiration for this song thing came on a Christmas day...