Vincent the Vampire 2: Final Screwed Up Fantasy
Disclaimer: ...I don't own ANYbody but...well...myself. The rest belong to Squaresoft.
Author: *stands on a stage and waves* Hi! I'm the Author,
Reno: *sitting in a seat in front of her and smirks* Steph, everybody knows that...
Author: *scowls at Reno* well, you guys do...but the people reading this doesn't.
Cloud: *also sitting in a seat in front of Steph* You mean the people outside the box?
Steph: ...Right Cloud, good boy! *throws him a treat*
Cloud: Yay!!!! *Catches and eats it*
Reno: Jeez Steph, the people out there aren't illiterate...every time we talk our name's in front of it. I would think that if the name Author apeared in front of your sentence they would know you were the Author or they'd be completely stupid...
Cloud: *blurts out* ...somebody could fake their name!
Reno: *turns to Cloud* ...what?
Cloud: yeah...you could be Tifa! All you'd have to do is have Reno in front of what you're saying and then they'd think you're Reno!
Reno: Cloud...do I friggin look like Tifa??? Am I wearing a white tank top and a mini skirt???
Red XIII: *walks in* Actually...you are...
Reno: *slowly looks down and pales, Reno's Turk outfit is replaced by Tifa's AND he has boobs.* AHHHHHHH!!!! *tries hidding behind his chair*
Steph: Ah...the power of being the author.
*Tifa's voice is heard in another room* ACK! Where did my clothes go???
*all the human men except for Reno, Vincent and Cloud perk up*
Cid: $%*$...Tifa? No clothes?
All human men except Reno, Vincent and Cloud: LET'S GO!!! *They all stampede out of the room obviously to Tifa's room.*
Steph: *snaps her fingers and Tifa is clothed again, Reno also is normal* there ya go...
*Cries of agony are heard, along with various martial arts sound affects*
Tifa: HOW DARE YOU, YOU PERVERTS!!!!
Reno: *checks the inside of his shirt and frowns,* damn it...
Steph: Sooo...Cloud, why did you stay behind?
Cloud: *grins nerviously* Wha? Why must you ask that question? That question that is hard to answer, because it is a hard question? Why?
Steph: *shrugs* Well...I was just curious-
Cloud: -IT is a hard question to answer...because it is so hard.
Steph: *raises an eyebrow* ...Cloud? Why are you being suspicious?
Cloud: *sweatdrops* ME? Suspicious? Noooo...I am not suspicious, because I am un-suspicious...
Steph: Uh...
Reno: He stayed behind because he's GAY! *laughs*
Cloud: *bigger sweatdrop* ...No I'm not!!! I am not gay...I am un-gay!!! *looks around nerviously*
Reno: *smirks* ADMIT it Strife, you're gay.
Cloud: *cries out* Y-You have no proof!!! I am as straight as a wavy line!!!
*Steph and Reno burst out laughing*
Reno: You have no idea what you just said do you? heh...
Steph: *trying to control laughter* heh...ok, Cloud, you want proof? Number one, you went into the group room with that Mukki guy...and you didn't complain that badly. Number two, you went on a date with Barret!!!!! I saw you spike his drink...
Cloud: How did you know??? *sweat drops again*
Steph: I was watching from outside of that 'box'...*points to the glass screen of the computer moniter*
Dun Dun Dun!!!!!
Reno: Good Gods...not this again...
Cloud: STALKER!!!
Steph: *smirks* Yeah, me and about a billion other people...
Dun Dun Dun!!!!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out his buster sword and begins chopping tables up feriously* DIE!!!
Reno: Um...maybe you shouldn't have told him that...
Steph: I think I agree with you.
Reno: Soooooo....*scratches the back of his head* you wanna drink?
Steph: *smiles* Sure.
*Reno and Stephanie walk out leaving Cloud there by himself.*
*Vincent emerges from the shadows, holding his cape open and showing his fangs*
Cloud: *stops chopping* Vincent??
Vincent: Hello...Clarice...I mean Cloud...*had been watching Silence of the Lambs earlier*
Cloud: What are you doing here? *puts his sword back on his back*
Vincent: ...I am hungry...
Cloud: Ah, well, there's food in the back. *points to the kitchen*
Vincent: You have misunderstood me, I am HUNGRY, hungry for blood. *smirks, showing off his teeth*
Cloud: *shrugs* Whatever...hey, if you wanted blood...that would mean you'd be thirsty right? Blood is a liquid you know...
Vincent: ... *frowns at Cloud*
Cloud: ...what?
Vincent: I have had it with your annoying behavior...*swoops down at Cloud*
Cloud: ...well...crap.
A/N ok! More to come later...right now I need sleep...ZzZz...please review also too...okies??
Disclaimer: ...I don't own ANYbody but...well...myself. The rest belong to Squaresoft.
Author: *stands on a stage and waves* Hi! I'm the Author,
Reno: *sitting in a seat in front of her and smirks* Steph, everybody knows that...
Author: *scowls at Reno* well, you guys do...but the people reading this doesn't.
Cloud: *also sitting in a seat in front of Steph* You mean the people outside the box?
Steph: ...Right Cloud, good boy! *throws him a treat*
Cloud: Yay!!!! *Catches and eats it*
Reno: Jeez Steph, the people out there aren't illiterate...every time we talk our name's in front of it. I would think that if the name Author apeared in front of your sentence they would know you were the Author or they'd be completely stupid...
Cloud: *blurts out* ...somebody could fake their name!
Reno: *turns to Cloud* ...what?
Cloud: yeah...you could be Tifa! All you'd have to do is have Reno in front of what you're saying and then they'd think you're Reno!
Reno: Cloud...do I friggin look like Tifa??? Am I wearing a white tank top and a mini skirt???
Red XIII: *walks in* Actually...you are...
Reno: *slowly looks down and pales, Reno's Turk outfit is replaced by Tifa's AND he has boobs.* AHHHHHHH!!!! *tries hidding behind his chair*
Steph: Ah...the power of being the author.
*Tifa's voice is heard in another room* ACK! Where did my clothes go???
*all the human men except for Reno, Vincent and Cloud perk up*
Cid: $%*$...Tifa? No clothes?
All human men except Reno, Vincent and Cloud: LET'S GO!!! *They all stampede out of the room obviously to Tifa's room.*
Steph: *snaps her fingers and Tifa is clothed again, Reno also is normal* there ya go...
*Cries of agony are heard, along with various martial arts sound affects*
Tifa: HOW DARE YOU, YOU PERVERTS!!!!
Reno: *checks the inside of his shirt and frowns,* damn it...
Steph: Sooo...Cloud, why did you stay behind?
Cloud: *grins nerviously* Wha? Why must you ask that question? That question that is hard to answer, because it is a hard question? Why?
Steph: *shrugs* Well...I was just curious-
Cloud: -IT is a hard question to answer...because it is so hard.
Steph: *raises an eyebrow* ...Cloud? Why are you being suspicious?
Cloud: *sweatdrops* ME? Suspicious? Noooo...I am not suspicious, because I am un-suspicious...
Steph: Uh...
Reno: He stayed behind because he's GAY! *laughs*
Cloud: *bigger sweatdrop* ...No I'm not!!! I am not gay...I am un-gay!!! *looks around nerviously*
Reno: *smirks* ADMIT it Strife, you're gay.
Cloud: *cries out* Y-You have no proof!!! I am as straight as a wavy line!!!
*Steph and Reno burst out laughing*
Reno: You have no idea what you just said do you? heh...
Steph: *trying to control laughter* heh...ok, Cloud, you want proof? Number one, you went into the group room with that Mukki guy...and you didn't complain that badly. Number two, you went on a date with Barret!!!!! I saw you spike his drink...
Cloud: How did you know??? *sweat drops again*
Steph: I was watching from outside of that 'box'...*points to the glass screen of the computer moniter*
Dun Dun Dun!!!!!
Reno: Good Gods...not this again...
Cloud: STALKER!!!
Steph: *smirks* Yeah, me and about a billion other people...
Dun Dun Dun!!!!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out his buster sword and begins chopping tables up feriously* DIE!!!
Reno: Um...maybe you shouldn't have told him that...
Steph: I think I agree with you.
Reno: Soooooo....*scratches the back of his head* you wanna drink?
Steph: *smiles* Sure.
*Reno and Stephanie walk out leaving Cloud there by himself.*
*Vincent emerges from the shadows, holding his cape open and showing his fangs*
Cloud: *stops chopping* Vincent??
Vincent: Hello...Clarice...I mean Cloud...*had been watching Silence of the Lambs earlier*
Cloud: What are you doing here? *puts his sword back on his back*
Vincent: ...I am hungry...
Cloud: Ah, well, there's food in the back. *points to the kitchen*
Vincent: You have misunderstood me, I am HUNGRY, hungry for blood. *smirks, showing off his teeth*
Cloud: *shrugs* Whatever...hey, if you wanted blood...that would mean you'd be thirsty right? Blood is a liquid you know...
Vincent: ... *frowns at Cloud*
Cloud: ...what?
Vincent: I have had it with your annoying behavior...*swoops down at Cloud*
Cloud: ...well...crap.
A/N ok! More to come later...right now I need sleep...ZzZz...please review also too...okies??