Disclaimer : I don't own GTA and Harry potter though i do own one copy of GTA 5 ,4 ,3 and San Andreas and the only 7 books of the series .NO cursed child do not exist so shut up
Here i was going through old idea for a story and decided to and to go for the old tropes of Harry fleeing Jolly ol' England after the end of fourth years .Story wise Harry will be born in 1990 instead of 1980 to mach with the time line of GTA 5 so he will be 23 by the time of GTA 5 canon some character who will end up OOC in the long run is expected same for cliché and the like ,for the Harry Potter until 4° years its pretty much canon for outside perspective (Ron Weasley and the like) but the almost slytherin sorting will not be put here just to look nice but in truth is just a plot hole as in canon so behind closed door Harry will be sly and do whatever it take to accomplish his objective and will have quite a few secret of his own during the four hogwart years
Still seek a beta ,review and P.M. Are welcomed
Pairing : Hedwig/Tracey De Santa/Harry Potter because before this story became a crossover gta/harry potter it was a pure Harry/Hedwig as for the how go read this story and find my take on reverse animagi as for Tracey just because why the fuck not ?
Rated M for sex ,violence ,language ,mention of real thread mark ,all around GTAness and Doritos don't forget the Doritos
Lies ,Money and all sort of crazy thing
Rebirth ,sort of
Undisclosed location
31 july 2005
"hughh" moans a boy bound in a chair "Wha . . . what happen ? where i am ? HÉO ! someone here , anyone ?!" After a few minutes of strugle trying to free himself the boy stopped hearing a loud pop behind him
"The boy-who-lived is a wizard named Harry James" squicked the high pitched voice behind the newly named Harry
The only reaction elicited was a loud pained groan from Harry "The memory potion Twinkle and free me please and what time is it ? Where is Hedwig ?" Asked Harry
"Here ,master Harry mistress Hedwig is outside buying food at MacDonald she said she will be back at half past twelve and it's noon sir" Said Twinkle the house-elf while freeing her master and giving the potion to cure his headache
"Three hours damn that fidelus took a number on me .Well whatever at 1 Pm we're going to heartrow airport are the portkey and our luggage ready ?" deciding to finish reading The lightning thief waiting for Hedwig to come back
"Yes master Harry everything is ready" while handing the rope port-key and Harry's wand
After a couple of minutes in his book Harry went back the memory lane
Flashback end third years
Looking at is newly dubbed girlfriend harry couldn't be more happy chuckling at the idea of going out with his owl ,if someone had told him at the start of the year that this would happen he would have called him insane yet here he was the day after he popped the question and his first snog .Wizard kind is truly stupid that he knew and had no trouble admitting it but the fact the self-centered Tom Riddle had just found the basilisk and hadn't sought more than that had shocked him ,it wasn't like the study and the bedroom were hard to find and thanked whichever deity out there for that ,who would have guessed that Salazar married his own basilisk after creating what could be called a humagus ritual and his son and two daughter were at best a half-blood or a half-breed by modern standard said ritual he used for his dear Hedwig 5 month ago while at the same time he tried to undergo the animagus ritual who strangely failed
Flashback end
"Hey ,you almost had me worried you know that that charm took more of you that it should have" said a beautiful white haired amber eyed girl standing with an innate air of superiority a heavy Mc Donald's bag in hand and a slight smile on her lips
"Welcome home angel ,yes i know and I'm sorry but i should have foreseen it i guess being a celebrity had made the charm work overtime too much reference to edit plus the mental strain of forgetting my whole life was not the same to hide your existence .By the way extra bacon ?"
"Nope ,extra bacon and cheese wanted to have a nice meal today after all today is the beginning of a new life soooo ready to go James Harry Evans ?" chirped Hedwig happily
"Yes ,i am and you Luna Hedwig Black are you ?" replied a laughing Harry
"I still don't know why you choose those name for my new identity if you could explain i will be extremely grateful you know" said Hedwig with an impish smile
"Bribing me with sex angel ? I guess i could explain Black because its a jab toward that witless cretin and his inbreed family plus your hair are white and it's a nice inside joke and for Luna well you are as gorgeous as a cloud less night under the full moon" replied Harry glibly
"Smooth Harry real smooth i will definitely rock your world when we land in Los Santos too bad we don't have time now lover" Said Hedwig huskily
"You know ? I am almost tempted to stay just to see the reaction all those moron will have .Pretty sure the old manipulator Dumbledore will rant about forgetting one of his plot of this greater good of his maybe it will give him a stroke and that happen when no one is around ,plus it would be probably the same for the boot licker Granger i bet she will exhaust herself to death trying to remember what she know she had forgotten it will carve a permanent constipated look on her ugly beavers mug ,those Weasley sycophant shit will be in a iffy world when the goblin will call the illegal contract off tomorrow not knowing what the hell happen ,the useless duo calling themselves the last marauder will bitch some more about their hooo so hard life maybe it will finally break the camel back and they decide to kill themselves but i doubt it ,heck ! even the order of the flaming turkey will go back online on the order of old Dumbles running around like some headless chicken seeking me would be entertaining and the minister his brown noser and the sheep that are the British wizards and witches will be confused to no end ,i wonder for Voldemoriarty will do when he discover that his little trinkets left in gringotts was destroyed by the goblin and all i had to say was the possibility of a security breach coming from the vault of his butt buddies maybe Moldyshort will attack the goblin in a fit of rage ? And throw Britain in yet another goblin rebellion .Speaking of which i wonder about his revival I'm not exactly purely human after the end of my second year and how it fit with his little ritual MEH ! the British wizard and his lordly hybridness deserve each other .I for once have nothing left here to deal with ,the gringotts curse-breaker did a really good job for the pay i don't have a scar anymore ,well it's almost time angel" Said Harry after finishing is meal and took hold of his luggage and the port-key in his other hand which Hedwig took hold along her own luggage
"You are right it will throw a giant shit storm when we leave and even more so when they will finally want you back and could not and will throw yet another hissy fit when they realize it" Said a chuckling Hedwig a minute before the port-key activated
W.C. Of the Airplane
31 July 2005 ,1 hour before landing
"Told you ,you'll get lucky today mister" panted heavily Hedwig whose orgasm was slowly receding
"Never pegged you to be so kinky angel making me fuck you like that in a W.C. with more than 200 peoples within earshot seriously you were dripping wet" said Harry huskily
"Not that you were complaining ,if i had to say you were even eager to have sex since you did your parseltongue trick fist .Good thing you kept that ability even without the soul shard of that mad fuck my love .Now both of us can boast we fucked above the cloud .Seriously though we should look for another woman your a stamina monster and i could use some help in our bedroom wonder how a threesome will do" replied the happy owl turned human
"I was horny because of you little minx you teased me the whole travel .For that second girlfriend if you truly wnat it why not but will have to set some rule and yes it's nice to still be a parselmouth yet again i do enjoy the hazelnut taste of your cum and if my next try to become an animagus give me the form of a bird we can try to fuck in our animal form but right now we should go back to our seat Luna" Said huskily the young wizard in her ear while helping his wobbly girlfriend to rise from her seat .Shortly after they found themselves seated on their place reading their respective book until the captain announced the upcoming landing
Lady and gentlemen I'm captain Moore ,the landing in Los Santos international airport will happen within the next ten minutes at 4 P.M. you are asked to buckle up your belt the temperature on the ground is 30 degree Celsius and the weather is clear hopping you enjoyed the flight and see you soon in anther FlyUS airplane i wish you all a good day
Four hours later the couple stood inside their apartment in a luxury tower in the 2 nd apartment of Richards Majestic in Rockford hills they brought a month ago via gringotts truly the goblin were efficient as always when paid correctly it did cost a pretty penny and the about million galleon was indeed well spent between the paper for their new identity and all the proof for said identity truly the goblin did have their finger in every cake out there and the stupid British wizard thought themselves so superior to the point of ridicule thought James with a chuckle
"Yes Harry ?" Enquirer Hedwig
"Ho it's nothing just marveling at the cost of our new beginning and how the goblin did it and the typical arrogance of wizard kind .A humbling thought to know the extent of their reach don't you think love ?" Replied the young Potter
"Yes it's humbling to know what the goblin can do and again yes it did cost you a lot f money to set all up but you do know we still have more than twelve million galleon in cash on our bank vault and i doubt we could spend everything in our lifetime with all the investment you have made" Quipped back Hedwig
"Speaking of money we still have to buy all the house furniture ,two car and pass the driver's license test plus all the school furniture both mundane and magical before school start next month so much money to spend" Lamented James
"Man up love ,you have just to think of how busy you will be at the start of the school year between high school and the magical tutor for your O.W.L. Speaking of it what of my Harry time ?" Pouted Hedwig
"Héhé about that . . ." said Harry while showing a golden pendant coming from his bag
"A time-turner but how ?!" Querying a befuddled Hedwig
"Last week just after the last meeting with the goblin ,just when you tried to empty slug and jiggers of all their troll fat and throw a fit you learned they had none I just slipped away in Borgin and Burk after a quick glamour and 250 galleon later here we are" Said a smug James
"Cool but don't over do it ,I don't want you to go half-barmy like Granger in third year and stop that smirk right now mister we both know that no oil or butter can compare with troll fat for cooking and i didn't throw a fit as you say i barely told the clerk of his ineptness" Replied Hedwig with an air of mock superiority
"As my lady say" said James with a comical bow "Have no worry of any overuse of my part I'm not stupid enough to try it more than once a day .Seriously the teacher's pet used it more or less publicly multiple time a day and worst it was on her already time traveling self ,how she survived is now one of the great mystery of this world" Shaking his head
"Well it's all good but we should unpack a bit and head to the nearest hotel for the night and burn our credit card tomorrow what say you ?"
"A good idea dear but first Twinkle !"
"Yes master Harry ?" Said the elf after popping in
"Clean our apartment ,unpack our luggage and wait til your called again" To which the house-elf popped away to start her work
The following month was a flurry of activity between settling down in their new home trip on various store to determine and buy the chosen furniture ,fill their respective wardrobe both magical and mundane that alone took him a full day and three for her not that he complained much about the free show .Latter setting their water ,electricity ,phone .cellphone and internet subscription .After a week in Los Santos an filling the last paper for their school inscription they finally had their subscription to the Daily Prophet with the issue from 30 July on ,the Wizard Times ,the Los Santos Gazette ,the Guardian and the Washington Post .Reading the Prophet to see he escaped from dementor's kiss and would have died if he had stayed just two more day in Pivet drive with his relative (as lousily as he could use the term) along 48 other who were found kissed that and his new title of Squib-who-lied article who was particularly funny ,wondering of how tricky the fidelus charm was and the fact that the actual secret is that he was the wizard named Harry James that and the connection with his tittle of boy-who-lived resulting that everyone remembered that the boy-who-lived existed and is a Potter but not his first name,his face or that he is a wizard the chosen wording was truly devious if he had to say so ,that along with the anti-scrying rune tattooed on his left shoulder prevented that even with his blood no one could track him resulting in a perfect protection for him plus Hedwig's own fidelus of being the owl of the boy-who-lived provided an ironclad protection .Ten day after their arrival he finalized the selection of tutor for charm ,transfiguration ,potion ,history ,DADA ,astrologist ,herbology and ancient rune with the department of education of MACUSA and finally receiving his and Hedwig American citizenship in the magical side .Two week after their arrival and a substantial donation James and Luna managed to enroll in Davis High school three block away from their apartment .A month after settling in their house of Los Santos James started is magical studies under the various tutor taking a great liking of the potion professor Selma Hawthorn whose subject he truly enjoyed even if he had to hide the fact under Snape but freedom did have its perks ,while he loathed to say it even professor Henry Cops was barely a notch above Quirrell at least he didn't stutter and the fact that Lupin and Crouch jr were better teacher in that subject irked him something fierce and after a week he had yet to make a true idea about the rest of the teacher
Davis High School ,Rockford Hills
5 September 2005 , 11 h 20
"Well Mr Evans ,Miss Black to conclude the meeting and since you were new in our city and more so of our country and its custom at large i deemed it would be a good thing that both of you are helped by a fellow student who also happen to be in your class" said the headmaster before asking his secretary to make a miss De Santa to come in "Ha miss De Santa welcome ,i thank you for coming this day to help me ,let me introduce you to mister James Evans and miss Luna Black if you accept i would like that you assist them to integrate them self in our society" Declared the headmaster to the pretty blond girl around their age whom just strode inside the office
"Thank you mister Bonnet and i accept this task" Said the young woman
"Well since all thing are settled now you can all go good day to you" To the retreating teens
"Hello you two well for introduction name's Tracey De Santa born in Fargo ,North Dakota moved here last years but i can show you some good places if dad is ok with it" Said the newly named Tracey
"Name's James Harry Evans emancipated born in Godric's hollow ,Somerset ,England arrived here last month .A pleasure to meet you and i would love to if it's no trouble of course plus who's the mover and shaker in school we should be aware of ?" Taking her hand for a hand kiss eliciting an impressive blush from Tracey
"Aww be my guest Tracey my boyfriend is really smooth anyway my name's Luna Hedwig Black born and raised in London England for the rest same as my Casanova of a boyfriend .But don't overthink it his etiquette is just a bit too much " Chirped in Luna
"B-b-boyfriend damn your lucky guess they will be some disappointment at the start of the term by the way how long ? It's up to my dad for a small tour of the nice spot in the city but that's no trouble really i just have to ask and movers and shaker?" Stuttered a still heavily blushing Tracey heading toward the parking promptly followed by the couple
"Thanks for the offer and for us ,well it's a bit complicated our parent knew each other but we were separated after our first birthday because of their death but we found our self back together at eleven in a private school and became a couple two years later and nine month ago we decided to cross the pond and here we are! Movers and shakers ,big wig ,important people you know" Replied Luna quoting the pré planed background story they come together with the goblin
"It wasn't a good part of our life but the gist of it is that my father was Duke Potter of Somerset but died five month before the wedding with my mother in a burglary gone wrong on Halloween night 1991 so in the eyes of nobility I'm a sore point being a bastard and all even if my dad enrolled me on private school for (high born) and meet Luna again on said school where my parent and Luna father meet in their childhood and for her part her father was Marquess Black of Winchester and when her parent died the day after mine in a car crash they took my parent death hard it seems and went drinking to forget but bad luck and all she ended orphan like me .Like she said few month back we decided to cut our loss emancipate our self ,sell everything and cross the pond all of that due to the pressure on me and Luna because of her association with me because let's be honest bar some fancy castle and a lot of money we had nothing of note back home no family alive no friend so we choose to try to live in the U.S.A. .For the hand kiss well let's just that McGonagall was downright brutal in teaching etiquette and courtesy and it took hold so sue me" James filled the rest of the story
"Sorry if i bring back bad memories ,Ha ! here we are ,hey dad !" Said a somewhat mollified Tracey
"So Trace what did the principal want from you and who's the two kid behind you?" Asked the man in the nice black tailgater
"Well about that dad may i present you James Evans and Luna Black the principal wanted me to help them to integrate themselves here ,they are British noble you know ! Anyway James ,Luna this teddy bear is my dad Micheal De Santa" Stated an exited Tracey
"Technically only Luna is a official member of the peerage like i just said Tracey" Pipped in James
"Damn ,I was under the impression the you Brit hated to leave your country even more so for the stuffy nobility and it's an interesting accent you got here kid your from Devon ? By the way you should both call your parent because i invite you and them to diner tomorrow i live in 63 vinewood lane in Rockford hills ,anyway let's go Tracey"
"Heee dad i hoped you give us a lift so i can show them around and for their parent well they are orphan so . . ." Said awkwardly Tracey
"Shit sorry you have my condolences for the passing of your parent ,if it's ok with them we can tour the city i don't see why not ? By the way you can come eat with us tonight if you want i will call my wife just say if you're ok" Quickly added Michael
"It's nothing mister De Santa we lost our parent before we were two year old so we never really knew them and it's been a long time ago so no harm done and we will be delighted to accept your invitation" Replied Luna
"Anyway your right sir ,British noble tend to be really insular and like i said to your daughter a few second before being in front of you .Only my girlfriend is a recognized noble Marquess Black to be precise ,the line of Duke Potter ended almost 14 years ago with my dad ,actually of Somerset not Devon ,I must say I'm surprised a pure American like you could tell from my accent" Said James hugging his girlfriend from behind
"Well the mother of one of my old friend came from there ,ok i call my wife and you look like a nice couple it's cool to see you made friend with my little Trace" Declared Michael a grin on his face before calling his wife
"By the way James i wondered how did you manage to make the capital eared when you speak it's wicked as fuck" Asked Tracey hopeful to know that secret
"Well my Dear Lady as you must know there is more to etiquette lesson than merely knowing of how to act but how to speak" Replied a more than pompous James
De Santa house ,Rockford Hills
5 September 2005 , 19 h 30
The following afternoon was akin to a tourist tour where Michael and Tracey showed every good place of the city from eatery to the various mall and important shop and building to James and Luna the later who happened to tease without pity the easily flustered Tracey with all sort of innuendo every time she could get away with it .Later the four finally reached the house of the De Santa family
"Amanda we're home! Our guest are here is diner ready ?" Howled Michael after passing the doorstep
"Yes everything is ready honey homemade lasagna and banana split for dessert tonight James is in his bedroom can you make him come down ?" Asked the voice from the kitchen
"I love banana split and you ?" Breathed huskily Luna in Tracey ears who for the umpteenth time that day turned beet red while Michael strod toward the second floor to fetch his son totally oblivious of what happen in his back
Three minutes later the whole De Santa family plus James and Luna sat in the living room with the food served and started to chat
"From what my husband told me this morning you two will be classmate of Tracey and the headmaster decided to have her monitor your integration so care to fill me in ?" Asked a smiling Mrs De Santa
"Well where to start ? Ha yes name's James Harry Evans and this wonderful girl at my left is Luna Hedwig Black and there is not much interesting to say i fear we came from England together to start a new life in the new world after emancipating our self because we had nothing to keep us in Britain and we choose Los Santos because while big and lively but not on London or Liberty city level and we arrived last month and i have to say we choose well" Answered glibly James
"And guess what mom their noble ,well officially only Luna is but still .Plus they are loaded if only you have seen what they brought with their black credit card and the face of all the clerk when they pulled out their card the funniest thing i have ever seen" Gloated Tracey
"Your joking right ? No way your noble or rich and where did you buy your hair dye 'cause my stupid sis will probably want to buy it too like that it will make pair of stupid girl" Grunted the youngest De Santa
"JIMMY APOLOGIZE TO THIS INSTANT THEN GO TO YOUR BED !" Cried an indignant Amanda
"It's alright Mrs De Santa" said Luna pulling out her black credit card of her purse and showing it to the young boy "This as you see is proof of my financial wealth and if you put in doubt my lineage you can seek further information on internet and for your information this is my natural hair color child" Chilled Luna putting her card back into her purse "My apologies if my tone displeased you madame De Santa but i could not let the insult pass" Finished Luna with a contrite tone
"Ho my dear none of that madame stuff and please call me Amanda and you son go to your bedroom now we will discuss of your behavior later" Glaring dagger at her retreating son
"Sorry about that i didn't think our son would open his mouth like that ,don't worry he will be punished later" Quickly added Michael
From there the rest of the meal proceeded normally for another half hour until the end was called leaving a pleased couple and De Santa family minus one .
After riding the young couple to their home and entering in the building the De Santa patriarch decided to call his contact in the FIB "Yo Dave i need some intel" "The fuck you want Townley at that hour ?" "Calm the fuck down Dave i need you to send me the files you have on two English teen named James Harry Evans and Luna Hedwig Black" "Shit ,didn't knew you and your wife got so bad that you started to stalk some poor kid Mike" "You can shove you piss poor joke in your ass Norton I just met those two today but i got some wrong vibe coming from them and i want it clear because my daughter is really taken and with them so is Amanda so move your ass and send me those damn files got it ?" Ok ok no need to shit a brick man you will have your files within ten day max" " yeah well see ya Dave" Said Michael as he hung up before muttering "Shit hope I'm wrong because if not i will have to deal with Tracey's tantrum when i forbid her to stay friend with them Hugh i need a drink" while riding home
Meanwhile in their apartment Luna and James debriefed the day on their couch
"A well spent day angel but seriously the way you acted all day with Tracey i can say you truly want a sister-wife don't you ? Good thing Michael was oblivious as a rock ,if i didn't knew any better i would say you cast a notice-me-not .But anyway you don't have to do that you know your enough for me" Groused a somewhat torn James
"That's the thing love .I want it and Tracy is sweet and innocent girl with the right dose of perversion hidden underneath waiting to be revealed and in due time I'm certain we will make a wonderful threesome further I'm sure a few month after the three of us make it official we could tell her of the wizarding world and our secret because the way she looked at you when she thought no one looked at her was a very funny the mix of desire , broken hope and longing on her face it's clear that she's smitten and you more than likely her fist crush ,that's why i say she will be perfect .But enough of that remove your pant now i have some arousal to work out !" Said a commanding Luna while undressing herself
A/N : Chapter done for today as you see i reworked the personality of some character and some mission of GTA 5 will be simply forgotten and other changed to fit the fanfic but worry not dear reader the Harry Potter part of the story will stay active and some surprise wait in the corner
For the De Santa family they still are in a honeymoon period barely a year since they moved in Los Santos and are not yet a totally fucked up family in my eyes in canon shit started to hit the fan three or four year after they moved and for Tracey well she is 14 and grow in a somewhat normal family at this point she's far from the "you destroyed my life" of canon
For Hedwig the "almost" nympho well she's proud like canon so no trouble passing for a noble with so study of etiquette and other plus for the sex part until two years ago she was an owl who after a year and half living like a human (With one year of dating Harry) discovered the pleasure of human sex that plus the fact that even in the start Harry was far from a bad lay so sue her for loving to be screwed by Harry
Update : 02/25/2019