Phineas and Ferb: Dare or DARE! xD

by Greyy-Eyess

This is a Phineas and Ferb truth or dare fic...I don't know if it's been used, but oh well. I need dares! Please send them in! :/ Rated K , but it may go up depending on the dares that I receive.

Phineas and Ferb: TRUTH OR DARE!

Me: Hello and welcome to Phineas and Ferb: TRUTH OR DARE! *laughs maniacally*

Audience: *stares and coughs uneasily*

Me: *laughs nervously* Ha. *clears throat* Ah-hem. ANYWAY! We have every single one of our victims…I mean, contestants, over there! *beckons to a space where every Phineas and Ferb character is sitting*

Baljeet: What did you say about victims…?

Me: It's nothing, 'Jeet. Let's get back on track! Let's read the first dare…

Ferb: This IS a game of truth or dare. Shouldn't we choose to do a dare or speak the truth?

Me: *shrugs* No truths here. Just the amazing dares of awesomeness.

Doofenshmirtz: *whispers to Perry* More like the dares from hell.

Me: DID I HEAR SOMETHING?

Doofenshmirtz: Uh…no?

Me: *glares at him, but continues* So, this game is REALLY called Phineas and Ferb: DARE OR DARE!

Candace: That doesn't even make any sense!

Me: Shut it, lady! Can't you see the audience is TRYING TO WATCH?

Candace: *shuts up*

Me: Good. So…on with the first dare! *picks up a box marked 'DARES'* Let's see…*empties the box* OMIGOSH THERE IS NOTHING IN THERE! *throws the box at Carl's head* No fair!

Carl: Wait! I have an idea! Why don't you ask the audience for dares that you can use!

Me: Shut up, Carl. No one wants to hear your pathetic voice. …Hey! I have an idea! Why don't we ask the audience for dares that we can use!

Carl: *crosses arms*

Me: Yeah…! *turns to the audience(you)* Okay! Pretty pretty please send me some dares! Just send them through reviewing this story, and I'd greatly appreciate it! Oh, yeah! Rules! Okay, well, there really isn't that much. You can do yuri/yaoi dares, kissing, cosplaying, etc. Anything works, except having sex. Do you really think that the contestants would want that?

Audience: No…

Me: Exactly! So send me dares, please! This episode has been really short because I don't have any! *acts cute* Pweety pweety pweese with a cherry on twop!

~Authors Note~

I don't own Phineas and Ferb, they belong to Dan and Swampy! Please send me some dares, if I'm going to continue this I really need 'em! Thanks for reading, btw!