The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the company that introduced an entire generation to the joys of excessive virtual violence, comes the hit series that taught people all over the world that being an asshole is fun!
God Of War!
Journey to mythological Greece, a land of Gods, monsters, and bizarre abominations that would make Homer crap a brick;
And step into the skirt and Michael Jackson skin tone of Kratos; A mighty warrior who is half Greek, half God, and all asshole. Who lives for war and conquest, until his murderous lifestyle bites him in the ass and causes him to go all Friday The 13th on his family.
Watch this pasty, overpowered man child relinquish any sense of personal responsibility and seek revenge for his innocent family, by ruthlessly massacring anybody or anything that even vaguely gets in his way.
Follow the pale prick on his epic quest that begins with a somewhat sympathetic quest for revenge, and ends up as a ego fueled murder-fest that would make Hitler join a convent.
Burn the sacred cows of Ancient Greece as you stab, stomp, and head smash every famous character in Greek Mythology, whether they deserve it or not, because in God Of War, the selfish ego of one half- naked douche bag is a perfectly acceptable excuse for mythological genocide and familicide.
Then, when there is absolutely nobody left to kill, watch Kratos unleash the apocalypse and destroy the world, before stabbing himself in the chest and making you wait eight years to find out what happened to him, leaving you to wonder what the hell was the Goddamn point of this whole thing.
Starring:
Pillsbury Muscleboy- Kratos
Mad Max Hell Road- Hades
The Headless Horseman- Helios
Stumpy- Hermes
Mug Victim- Zeus
Quasimodo- Hephaestus
God Of Whiny!
It was nice to see Kratos graduate from anger management in God Of War 4, he just needs to remember what Lao Tzu said, "The Best Fighter Is Never Angry"… wait, that's bullshit!