Why won't the stupid thing evolve? I take it to the pokemon salon every
day. I never take him out of my party. I treat the worthless pokemon like
ROYAILTY for goodness
shake! And what good is it?! It STILL won't go to its next stage! Friendship
evolution pokemon are supposed to be strong because it's so hard to raise
them. You got that
right! What I am doing wrong! It likes me! It's friendly towards me.
I never let it faint or go red zone! Is there something wrong with it?!
I'm considering just breeding a new
one, but I'm not sure if I should after all the effort I've put into
this one. I'm starting to think it swallowed an Everstone or something.
Too bad I can just use a stone on it like I
did its dad. Maybe I should just try and find someone willing to trade
for one. I feel like I'm going around in circles. What am I missing?
Why won't I evolve? I can tell he's upset by it. He's nice to me and
I'm nice to him. I should be able to evolve then right? I first thing I
saw when I came out of the egg was
him. Even before I saw my parents. After all, that's how friendship
evolution works right? I'm always loyal to him, I'm happy when we're together,
I'm his friend, so why
can't I evolve? Is there something wrong with me? Am I sick or just
a freak? Why? It doesn't make any sense. He always treats me right. He
never treats me like a thing. He
treats me nearly every day. Therefore, I should evolve right? I don't
understand. Is it because I'm sad? I don't think so, I'm only sad because
I haven't evolved, the idea of
myself reaching the next stage makes me so happy, I focus on it hoping
that will be all it will take. It never is. We're friends. That's what
this evolution is named after. I feel
like I'm going around in circles. What am I missing?
Can anyone guess why the pokemon couldn't evolve?
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