A/N- There are three of us (at least) There's me (Ash), which is one.
Then, there's Liz, who also is Sebastian and maybe Fred. They won't tell
her. Yes folks, Liz is schizo.
Summary: The messed up adventures of Darth Schizo, Princess Lauric, Hacky Sack and Botched Telemarketer is basically the whole messed up tale. In other words, it's insanity with a plot. What more could you want?
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or the song "Yes, We Have No Bananas" and I ain't make'in no muh-lah from it.
On the outer space planet of Upista, there lived a 12 year old female humanoid slave named Moki. Moki was no ordinary humanoid…no, not ordinary at all. For you see, she was THE BANANA GIRL!!!
She was a slave in Zhanda the Butt's palace. Her job was to entertain Princess Dracans (a humanoid). Everyday, at least two times, Dracans would scream at the top of her lungs "OH BANANA GIRL! IS IT NOT *4:32!?! WHERE IS MY BANANA?!?!?!" *times varied. Moki would then take a banana out of her coat and kneel before the lunatic princess and reply "Here is your banana." Then Dracans would laugh so hard that she would belch and break the martini glasses that Zhanda the Butt drank out of. Moki would then be forced to sing "Yes, We Have No Bananas" while doing the chicken dance.
Yes! We have no bananas, we have no bananas today!
We string beans,
And onions,
Cabbages,
And Scallions,
And all kind of fruit and say!
We have an old fashion tomato,
Long Island Potatos!
But YES! We Have no bananas!
We have no bananas today!
One day she got bored and decided to go out of the palace. It was the first time she had seen the light of day.
"OH GOD, MY EYES!!!" She fell on the ground, gasping in pain, and muttering "What a world! What a world!"
Most people just shrugged and walked on. One of them stopped. He happened to be a Ghetto Knight.
"Yo, ma homie g! WAZZUP!?!? Why you lay'in dere like a wussie mama?"
"Wha'd you say?" Moki said rubbing her eyes.
"I said 'Yo ma homie g! Wazzup!?!?! Why you lay'in dere like a wussie mama?'" The Ghetto was some sort of alien that had a hemorrhage the size of a tennis ball above his right eye.
"What?"
"He said "Hello my friend who is a gangster. What is going on! Why are you laying there like a sissy like a mother?" The translator was a protocol droid that was covered in the tin from various soda cans.
"Who are you?" Moki asked "Actually, who is he?"
"This is Gryrototopinulithicnopowuquity, or just Gryo, or Toto, or Pinu, or Lith, or Icno, or Pow, or Quity."
"Which one do you like the most?"
"Day be a 7 way tie between Gryo, Toto, Pinu, Lith, Icno, Pow and Quity."
"Uh…right," Moki said, knitting her eyebrows together "And you are…?" she directed her question at the droid.
"I am Hew Lu Wett, talking protocol droid extraordinaire." He said with an air of dignity.
"So, wad ya do'in?" the Ghetto Knight asked. Moki was beginning to understand Ebonics, so she hesitantly replied, "I ran away from my slave master at Zhanda the Butt's palace. I've never seen the light of day, so I almost melted."
"Oh dear! What sort of Horrible treatment did the Butt's give you?" Hew cried out in horror. Moki shuddered before she said softly "It was the worst imaginable."
"What waz it ma homie?" the knight said as he put his arm around her shoulders. She started sobbing. Between sobs, she managed to mutter "I was a banana girl."
What will the Ghetto Knight do? What will Moki do? What does this have to do with the summary? If you review, you will see. In other words, may the reviews come from you.- Ash
Summary: The messed up adventures of Darth Schizo, Princess Lauric, Hacky Sack and Botched Telemarketer is basically the whole messed up tale. In other words, it's insanity with a plot. What more could you want?
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or the song "Yes, We Have No Bananas" and I ain't make'in no muh-lah from it.
On the outer space planet of Upista, there lived a 12 year old female humanoid slave named Moki. Moki was no ordinary humanoid…no, not ordinary at all. For you see, she was THE BANANA GIRL!!!
She was a slave in Zhanda the Butt's palace. Her job was to entertain Princess Dracans (a humanoid). Everyday, at least two times, Dracans would scream at the top of her lungs "OH BANANA GIRL! IS IT NOT *4:32!?! WHERE IS MY BANANA?!?!?!" *times varied. Moki would then take a banana out of her coat and kneel before the lunatic princess and reply "Here is your banana." Then Dracans would laugh so hard that she would belch and break the martini glasses that Zhanda the Butt drank out of. Moki would then be forced to sing "Yes, We Have No Bananas" while doing the chicken dance.
Yes! We have no bananas, we have no bananas today!
We string beans,
And onions,
Cabbages,
And Scallions,
And all kind of fruit and say!
We have an old fashion tomato,
Long Island Potatos!
But YES! We Have no bananas!
We have no bananas today!
One day she got bored and decided to go out of the palace. It was the first time she had seen the light of day.
"OH GOD, MY EYES!!!" She fell on the ground, gasping in pain, and muttering "What a world! What a world!"
Most people just shrugged and walked on. One of them stopped. He happened to be a Ghetto Knight.
"Yo, ma homie g! WAZZUP!?!? Why you lay'in dere like a wussie mama?"
"Wha'd you say?" Moki said rubbing her eyes.
"I said 'Yo ma homie g! Wazzup!?!?! Why you lay'in dere like a wussie mama?'" The Ghetto was some sort of alien that had a hemorrhage the size of a tennis ball above his right eye.
"What?"
"He said "Hello my friend who is a gangster. What is going on! Why are you laying there like a sissy like a mother?" The translator was a protocol droid that was covered in the tin from various soda cans.
"Who are you?" Moki asked "Actually, who is he?"
"This is Gryrototopinulithicnopowuquity, or just Gryo, or Toto, or Pinu, or Lith, or Icno, or Pow, or Quity."
"Which one do you like the most?"
"Day be a 7 way tie between Gryo, Toto, Pinu, Lith, Icno, Pow and Quity."
"Uh…right," Moki said, knitting her eyebrows together "And you are…?" she directed her question at the droid.
"I am Hew Lu Wett, talking protocol droid extraordinaire." He said with an air of dignity.
"So, wad ya do'in?" the Ghetto Knight asked. Moki was beginning to understand Ebonics, so she hesitantly replied, "I ran away from my slave master at Zhanda the Butt's palace. I've never seen the light of day, so I almost melted."
"Oh dear! What sort of Horrible treatment did the Butt's give you?" Hew cried out in horror. Moki shuddered before she said softly "It was the worst imaginable."
"What waz it ma homie?" the knight said as he put his arm around her shoulders. She started sobbing. Between sobs, she managed to mutter "I was a banana girl."
What will the Ghetto Knight do? What will Moki do? What does this have to do with the summary? If you review, you will see. In other words, may the reviews come from you.- Ash