Homestuck With A Twist
Homestuck © Andrew Hussie
- melodicAria [MA] began pestering carcinoGenetist [CG] -
MA: hey there Karkat!
CG: WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU KEEP TROLLING ME?
MA: I'm not trolling you silly! I'm pestering you because its fun and I know it annoys you.
CG: *SIGH* WELL THAT'S NICE…
MA: hehe don't you like it when I pester you? That's what Terezi said.
CG: NO! HELL NO! WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I ENJOY BEING TROLLED BY SOME HUMAN!?
MA: well, for one, you haven't blocked me yet. And I've been pestering you for three months now and we're still talking.
CG: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO BLOCK YOU. I'LL GO DO IT NOW IF THAT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
MA: no no no! That's not what I meant at all… I honestly thought that you haven't blocked me because you have feelings for me.
CG: ABSOLUTLY NOT! I WOULD NEVER HAVE FEELINGS FOR A HUMAN!
MA: that's not true and you know it.
MA: and for the record, Terezi told me that you told her you like me. By the way, I do like you in case you care. Which you probably don't.
MA: clearly one of you is lying to me…
MA: goodbye Karkat, I'm never speaking to you again.
- melodicAria [MA] has ceased pestering carcinoGenetist [CG] -
- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling melodicAria [MA] -
TC: HeY MoThErFuCkEr! WhAt'S HaPpInInG?
MA: well, I'm kind of depressed at the moment actually…
TC: Oh? WhY MoThErFuCkEr? DiD SoMeThInG HaPpEn?
MA: yeah, its Karkat… I guess we had a fight… I think it was all Terezi's fault though *Sigh* I hate my life…
TC: WoA DuDe tHaT SuCks bUt dOn't hAtE LiFe. LiFe iS FuLl oF MiRaClEs. AnD MiRaClEs aRe jUsT BeAuTiFuL.
MA: oh Gamzee. You always know how to cheer me up. Miracles are the best medicine.
TC: HaHa I'm gLaD I CoUlD HeLp oUt a mOtHeRfUcKeR! I HaVe tO Go nOw tHoUgH. SeE Ya lAtEr!
MA: hehe okay, bye!
- terminallyCapricious [TC] has ceased trolling melodicAria [MA] -
- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGenetist [CG] -
TC: HeY MoThErFuCkEr! WhAt hApPeNeD BeTwEeN YoU AnD aLiCe?
CG: I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT…
TC: DuDe yA GoTtA TaLk aBoUt iT. It'lL MaKe yOu fEeL BeTtEr. I ThOuGhT YoU ToLd mE YoU LiKeD HeR.
CG: YOU TALKED TO HER? LOOK, TEREZI FUCKED THINGS UP FOR ME. NOW ALICE THINKS I HATE HER AND IS NEVER GOING TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. MAYBE ITS BETTER THAT WAY…
TC: BuT DuDe…
CG: BUT NOTHING! SHE'S DONE WITH ME SO I'M DONE WITH HER. I DON'T NEED THIS…
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] -
- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling melodicAria [MA] -
GC: W3LL, W3LL HOW 4R3 YOU 4L1C3? 1 M34N 4FT3R WH4T H4PP3N3D W1TH K4RK4T.
GC: 4W, NOT GONN4 4BSW3R?
GC: 4R3 YOU 4LIV3? OR D1D YOU K1LL YOURS3LF?
GC: 1TS NO FUN BOTH3R1NG YOU 1F YOU DON'T 4NSW3R…
MA: look, Terezi, I don't want to talk to you or any of the trolls again for that matter. I hope your happy because you ruined my life. Maybe I will kill myself. Goodbye.
- melodicAria [MA] has ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] -
GC: OH W3LL TH4T'S COOL
GC: F1N3 B3 TH4T W4Y NON3 OF US W4NT TO T4LK TO YOU 4NYW4Y, GOD.
- gallowsCalibrator [GC] has ceased trolling melodicAria [MA] -
- carcinoGenetist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
CG: JOHN I NEED YOUR HELP.
EB: um… why?
CG: I JUST NEED YOU TO TALK TO ALICE FOR ME.
EB: again, why?
CG: LOOK, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANY DETAILS. WE JUST HAD A FIGHT THAT'S ALL.
EB: well that's not my problem.
CG: *SIGH* JOHN PLEASE. I NEVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING. JUST HELP ME OUT THIS ONE TIME.
EB: what's in it for me?
CG: UGH. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING LATER JUST PLEASE TALK TO HER. TELL HER I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HER AND THAT I'M REALLY SORRY.
EB: well alright. I guess I'll go talk to her.
CG: THANKS JOHN. I REALLY APRICIATE IT.
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering melodicAria [MA] -
EB: hey alice.
MA: oh hey there John…
EB: I uh, heard you had a fight with CG.
MA: yeah… but I really don't want to talk about that….
EB: he's really worried about you. And he says he's sorry.
MA: you talked to him…?
EB: yeah, he pestered me telling me to tell you that.
MA: well that's too bad. Even if he did say that it won't change anything.
EB: what happened between you two anyway?
MA: if you don't know it's better that you stay out of it. I will say though that the fight was GC's fault.
EB: her, really?
EB: damn I'm really sorry to hear that.
MA: it's okay she really messed things up between us though…
EB: how so?
MA: she messed up so much shit between Karkat and I that I never want to talk to any of the trolls ever again. Except maybe Gamzee, he's still cool.
EB: oh, damn…
MA: yeah, so go tell that son of a bitch Karkat that I was serious about what I said and will never talk to him again.
EB: alright then I guess I'll go do that
EB: are you okay by the way?
MA: I'm fine just go…
EB: alright, later then.
- ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering melodicAria [MA] -
- ectoBiologist began [EB] pestering carcinoGenetist [CG] -
EB: hey
CG: SO WHAT DID SHE SAY?
EB: she still doesn't want to talk to you.
CG: DAMN… WELL THANKS FOR TRYING I GUESS. I'M GOING TO TALK TO HER ANYWAY AND SEE IF SHE'LL TAKE MY APOLOGY.
EB: good luck with that dude.
- ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering carcinoGenetist [CG] -
- carcinoGenetist [CG] began trolling melodicAria [MA] -
CG: HEY ALICE? PLEASE TALK TO ME I WANT TO APOLOGISE.
GC: ALICE…?
CG: ALRIGHT I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST AKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR READING MY MESSAGES.
MA: …
CG: LOOK ALICE, I'M REALLY SORRY… I'M REALLY PISSED AT TEREZI FOR WHAT SHE DID.
CG: THAT'S NOT MY POINT THOUGH.
MA: then what is your point?
CG: MY POINT IS I REALLY DO LIKE YOU ALICE… I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU BEFORE…
CG: THAT AND YOU WERE TYPING TOO FAST FOR ME TO RESPOND…
MA: I- I don't know what to say…. Are you being serious…?
CG: YES OF COURSE I'M BEING SERIOUS.
CG: I'M HAVING SOLLIX DEVELOP A PROGRAM TO SEND ME TO EARTH SO I CAN SEE YOU IN PERSON.
MA: really!? I mean… you really like me that much…?
CG: YEAH I DO… I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU ALICE.
MA: :] I'm so happy Karkat. I can't wait to see you in person.
CG: NITHER CAN I. I HAVE TO TALK TO SOLLIX ABOUT THE PROGRAM NOW. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
MA: hehe okay talk to you later then karkles ;]
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling melodicAria [MA] -
- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering melodicAria [MA] -
GG: hey there alice! How are you doing?
GG: john said you were having trouble with one of the trolls…
MA: well about that, its okay now. :]
MA: we made up a little while ago before you started pestering me.
GG: really? That's great!
GG: I'm still curious as to what happened though.
MA: well it's a funny story actually…
MA: see, Terezi (GC) told me that Karkat (CG) liked me. So I talked to him to see if it was true.
MA: he said he could never like a human like me, which made me depressed. I told him that I liked him anyway though. Then I said I'd never talk to him again.
MA: after that I guess he talked to John and said he was worried about me.
MA: we talked briefly after that and he confessed that he did like me and that he's trying to find a way to Earth to see me in person!
GG: oh really? Wow that's amazing. I can't believe he's trying to come see you!
GG: when and if he comes you have to come and visit me on my island okay?
MA: don't worry I will. :] I'm so looking forward to him coming here!
GG: alrighty! Well I have to go and feed Bec.
GG: talk to you later!
- gardenGnostic [GG] has ceased pestering melodicAria [MA] -
- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering melodicAria [MA] -
TG: hey uh… I heard you had trouble with a troll.
TG: I could go rough him up for ya.
MA: no no, its okay. Everything's fine now. We made up.
TG: really? Well I guess that's okay.
MA: yeah.
TG: so what happened anyway?
MA: oh its not really important anymore. GC just messed some shit up that's all.
TG: oh. Well at least everything's alright. I mean, damn. I'm sure if she messed up shit between me and a troll I wouldn't care.
MA: well that's you Dave. I happen to like that troll she messed up some shit with.
TG: woa okay. Whatever floats your boat MA.
MA: haha well then I'm going to talk to Rose. She's probably wondering about this situation too.
- melodicAria [MA] has ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -
- melodicAria [MA] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] -
MA: hey there Rose. I suppose you were wondering about my troll situation too since I already talked to the others about it.
TT: Actually, I wasn't wondering. But now that you have brought it to my attention you must tell me.
MA: *Sigh* well, GC decided to tell me that CG liked me and so when I asked him about it he said he didn't.
MA: this made me really upset and so I said I would never talk to him again.
MA: but after talking to John, CG started trolling me and told me that he did like me and now he is trying to find a way to come see me in person.
TT: So let me get this straight, you like this CG troll and he likes you? You do understand that its an interspecies relationship and it may not work out very well right?
MA: well….yeah…..I know…..
TT: As long as you know, I do wish you luck with your relationship.
MA: thanks I think….
TT: I mean it, really. Good luck, I hope it all works out. If you really like him and he really likes you there's no reason why it wont work.
MA: thanks Rose, really thank you.
TT: Anytime. Talk to you later.
- tentacleTherapist [TT] has ceased pestering melodicAria [MA] -
- melodicAria [MA] began pestering gallantCalibrator [GC] -
MA: hey Terezi. Did you hear the news?
GC: 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3N'T GO1NG TO T4LK TO M3 3V3R 4G41N
MA: well I just thought I'd let you know that Karkat and I made up. And he's trying to find a way to come and see me in person.
GC: R34LLY? W3LL, 1 GU3SS YOU W1N TH3N. 4CTU4LLY, YOUR W3LCOM3. TH1S PROB4BLY WOULDN'T H4V3 H4PP3N3D W1THOUT MY H3LP
MA: well then, I guess I have to thank you. This is all because of you GC.
GC: WOW 1'M SUPR1S3D TH4T YOUR SO FORG1V1NG. 1 M34N, 4FT3R WH4T 1 D1D 4ND 4LL…
GC: 1 GU3SS 1 OW3 YOU 4N 4POLOGY…
GC: 1 4M S1NC3RLY SORRY 4L1C3.
MA: I accept your sincere apology Terezi.
MA: and if I could go back in time and change these events I don't think I would.
GC: 1N TH4T C4S3, 1'M GL4D. SO TH1S M34NS W3'R3 ST1LL FR13NDS R1GHT?
MA: hahaha yes we're still friends!
GC: OH GOOD. 1'LL T4LK TO YOU L4T3R TH3N.
MA: Bye Terezi!
- melodicAria [MA] has ceased pestering gallantCalibrator [GC] -
- carcinoGenetist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -
CG: HEY SOLLUX, HOW'S THE PROGRAM TO EARTH COMING ALONG?
TA: pretty good actually. II thiink II almo2t have iit completed. There'2 just a few more bug2 to work out.
CG: AWESOME. WHEN DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE READY?
TA: maybe about… oh let'2 2ay two or three days 2o not very long.
CG: THAT'S GREAT, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL ALICE. I'M WAITING UNTIL ITS FINISHED THOUGH.
CG: SO HOW AM I GETTING THROUGH TO EARTH EXACTLY?
TA: through Aliice'2 computer. Well, through your computer and you'll come out of her'2.
CG: WOW OKAY. I'LL BE SURE TO WARN ALICE THAT ONCE THE PROGRAM IS COMPLETE.
TA: II'm goiing to get back to work then iif you don't miind.
CG: OH YEAH. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -
- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGenetist [CG] -
TA: hey Karkat, II fiinii2hed the program. Diid you tell Aliice yet?
CG: NO BUT I'M ABOUT TO NOW.
CG: ITS REALLY FINISHED?
TA: yeah. II worked out all the bug2 and everythiing. Iit2 guaranteed to work 100% 2afe.
CG: SOUNDS GREAT. I'LL TELL ALICE TO GET READY FOR ME.
TA: okay. Tell me when your ready to launch the program.
- twinArmageddons [TA] has ceased trolling carcinoGenetist [CG] -
- carcinoGenetist [CG] began pestering melodicAria [MA] -
CG: HEY ALICE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT SOLLUX DID IT. HE FIGURED OUT A PROGRAM THAT WILL GET ME TO EARTH!
MA: no way no way! That's so great!
MA: is there anything I have to do to get ready? Besides change out of my pajamas? Lol
CG: HAHA YEAH ACTUALLY. DON'T BE NEAR YOUR COMPUTER WHEN I'M COMING THROUGH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN. I WOULD STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IT AS POSSIBLE.
MA: oh well alrighty then. I'll stay upstairs while your coming through. It'll take me a while to pick out an outfit anyway. Hehehe.
CG: ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL SOLLUX EVERYTHING'S READY. SEE YOU SOON.
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling melodicAria [MA] -
- carcinoGenetist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -
CG: HEY EVERYTHING'S READY SEND ME THE PROGRAM.
TA: program 2ent. Ju2t run iit and you 2hould be all 2et. You told her not to be near her computer riight?
CG: YEAH I MADE SURE I TOLD HER DON'T WORRY. JUST IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES, IS THERE ANY CHANCE I'LL BE ABLE TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA?
TA: po22iibly. II have to create a program for that though. II was planniing to 2tart iit a2 2oon a2 you left.
CG: ALRIGHT WELL I'M RUNNING THE PROGRAM NOW. I'LL SEE IF I CAN TALK TO YOU ONCE I GET TO EARTH.
TA: 2ound2 good.
CG: TALK TO YOU SOON SOL.
- carcinoGenetist [CG] has ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] -
Author's Notes:
Well How Did You Like It? Please Don't Forget To Review!
I Do Not Own Any Characters Accept For Alice Marshall, (melodicAria)
Homestuck © Andrew Hussie.