Okay, I know it's been done but reading and making fun of bad fanfiction is just too fun.

Here's a beauty I found, it's called "The gratest pokemon master" and it's written by xxRubyJanetxx, I think it's still being updated too if you want to read the original. It starts off just bad, but with some potential, (provided it underwent a major editing makeover) but xxRubyJanetxx or Sarah Tomson had a wonderful habit of flaming anyone who tried to help her. As a result, it quickly disintegrates into something completely unreadable and hilarious.

My comments are in bold, and I don't own Pokemon or "the gratest pokemon master" (thank god)

Let the sarcasm begin!

My beautifuk Pokeemon journey

(Let us begin with an epic misspelling of "beautiful")

AN: I started playing pokemoin last week and I noticed I was really good at it. (Really? How could you tell?) I beat the game in like 3 days and I like watchin pokemon on tv and love that hot guy but not the other one who is ugly faggot. So I decided to write dis sotry. BTW in dis world pokemon get to train on there 15th birthday NOT when they are 10. It is a mor realistic world where pokemon can DIE after fites (an: its soo tradic) So anyway i wrote dis story in like an hour, coz im good at typing n stuff as well as pokemon games i think it coz i have fast relixes. (No, you are too modest.) You will find it is lots in detail becuase im careful abot this stuff. (Amazing.) It is write in what is called FIRST PERSON which means Im telling the story from my eyes. (Thank you, I never would have figured that out.) Anyway read to see my story of pokemon!111 (I'm scared already.)

THE BEGINNING

I woke up and it was morning outside but not inside becuse the curtains were still closed. (Why would that stop it being morning?) They had pictures of cool pokemon like pikachu and staria on them and they fell to the floor. (The curtains broke. Yay, it must be morning now!)

I opened my eyes which weere blue like the sky and looked around exitedly. (I wish I could exit) Today was pokeomen day the day where one new trainer wood get to pick there first pokemon to start to be a trainer. I was 15 today so i wondered if i might be the one who was chosed to pick a pokemon. (I wonder, god this is "exiting")

My name is Ruby Masterball and I was excied today that I might get a pokemon. I got up and tied up my ruby hair (thats how I got my name) (Babies don't have hair, at least not enough to decide a name) in a sidewyas pony tail. I put on a white tank top with Red around the edges and a dragonballz picture on the front. I put on some ripped jeans and a sideways pokemon cap. I opened the door with my hands that had red nailpolish on and went down stairs.

Normally mom sits in the chair and tells you to set your clock n stuff (So we are inside a gameboy now?) but my mom abandoned me when I was born and my father didnt want me either so im used to no one being downstairs. (You poor thing.) I lived in the house on my own excpet i wished i had a pokemon to go be a trainer with.

Anyway i art some breakfast (She threw it on the wall.) and went outside. A boy ran up to me and said proffesor oak was waiting for me. I gasped and hurryed to the crowd outside his office coz I was late. (Aren't you a bright one?)

"Hey Ruby your finally here." I knew that voice. It was... Gary Oak. (Dun, dun, dun!) I gasped but stood my ground.. "Proffesor oak wanted to see me. I said. "Yeah but Im going to get the pokemon." (As you can see we have already lost track of who is speaking.)

I was sad because I wanted the pokemon to go explore the world. (Without you.)

Gary was wearing a blue sweater with a green necklace. I blushed coz he looked hot but i couldnt let feelings get in the way of pokemon. (I'm sure you won't.)

"You look hot Ruby." (Sudden OOC moment alert!) gary said before he went away coz The proff was coming. (Note how the spelling and grammer suddenly shoot downhill from here.)

"Can I have your attention pls?" (Let us txt!) The proff said, talking. (He said something; we can figure out that he was talking.) The time has come to choose one trainer who shines above all others to be the new trainer for Pallet town. (I wonder who that might be.) Evertyone went quiet as he read the piece of paper.

"Ruby Masterball!" Everyone gasped. I was so shocked. Gary was looking at me all mysterious. (Myserious?... I wonder why?...) I was getting a pokemon.

AN: was that good or what, (To answer your question, no, it was not good.) see how i put lots of detial in to increase the reading experience. (And it was ammaaazzing!) Anyway I can't wait to write the next chapter when I chose a pokemon better than all the others. (Not a Mary Sue at all.) Please review how much you liked it. (Because if you don't she'll track down your stories and flame every single one of them.)

Now this so far isn't the worst fanfiction I've ever read, it even had potential with a lot of editing and character building. But as you will see, xxRubyJanet don't need no help.

Thanks for reading

Lord Seaver signing off.