Solitaire
"Naruto, what the hell are you doing?" asked Sasuke as he drifted into the room and peered over the blond's shoulder at the computer screen.
"Playing Solitaire," he replied without taking his blue eyes off the screen.
"I'm bored..."
"You can play after me," said Naruto, eyes still glued on the monitor. It was starting to piss Sasuke off.
He wrapped his arms around Naruto's neck and purred, "I want to play something else..."
"Yes, I'm almost winning!" Naruto cheered. Sasuke groaned.
I'm not, he thought. He sighed and just kept hugging the blond. It was a while before anything else was said.
"C'mon, I need a queen..." Naruto muttered, clicking frantically.
Sasuke murmured, "I need a queen, too..."
"Gah, a red one, not a black one!"
"How about a blond one?"
"Sasuke, I'm almost done."
"I suppose I can wait."
xO Thirty Seconds Later Ox
"Naruto..."
"You said you were gonna wait!"
"There's this thing called sexual frustration and it needs taken care of now."
"Go fuck someone else," said Naruto, still clicking.
Sasuke's eyes widened in bewilderment that the other would say such a thing. He let go of the blond and stomped around the desk, to the wall, and yanked out the plug.
"Hey!" whined Naruto as the screen blinked and died away. A hand gripped his wrist and dragged him a distance, and then Naruto found himself being thrown on a bed.
"I forbid you to use the computer for a week," Sasuke declared, climbing up over him.
Naruto started to protest but was silenced with brash, potentially bruising kisses. When released for a second he pouted and glared up at Sasuke, "You suck."
"No, I believe it's your turn now."
That is THE END from me, sorry. I don't write further than that. Although I suppose if anyone else would like to use this as part of their story or continue on with it, feel free to, but you MUST send me a link when you post it. I'd LOVE to read it, hehe. :sasunaru deprived:
Now I shall get back to my game of Solitaire… grr, why no red queen?!!! Sigh. I have to restart it again, bleh.