( Kim is regular Jack is bold )
( at the dojo )
MWAH!
Aaaaaahhhh! I'm so scared, what's the oh so frighting lil' Kimmy gonna do now?
One, don't call me Kimmy! Two, move your lazy but and help me set up the decorations! ( Kim climbs a ladder to the green arch thing in the dojo with a bucket of decorations )
Eyesh, someone's crabby today!
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Ow!
Hah! Plastic bats are more useful then nun chucks! Now hurry up, we have to get the dojo ready before Rudy comes back and freaks!
Ok, ok! ( Under his breath ) crabby...
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OW!
I heard that! Plus, guess what? plastic pumpkins work much better!
( Bringg! )
Jackkkkkkkk!
What?
Toss me my phone!
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Hello?... But rud-... Stop beggin-... IF I SAY YES WIL YOU SHUT UP?... Yeah, Rudy I know I'm fantabulous.
Soooo...
We're helping handing candy out to mall trick or treaters on Halloween.
WHAT?! No, no, no! Im going to Heather Clarke's Halloween party! I finally scored a invite for the whole gang! We HAVE to go, all the popular people are!
Relax! We are going to hand out candy for a little while, then, put up a sign saying that we're out of candy and go to the party.
Wowwww, Kim, I'm impressed!
That's because I'm fantabulous. ( smirk )
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( little girl is underlined, Jerry is italic )
Trick or treat!
Have some candy.
Yay!
Awwwweeee! These kids are adorable!
Hey big karate mister!
Yeah?
Yer girlfriends pretty!
( Jack blushes ) actual-
When I get a boyfriend I want to be just like you guys!
Aw.. Well..
Hey, yo, is time to go partay!
Alright Jerry just wait!
( Jack gives him a invite )
Uh oh.. Kim I don't think I remembered to get you a invite...
That's because I'm so much cooler than you so I got my invite by myself, without any wheedling and whining.
Pssh, who said I wheedled?
Um, Heather Clarke?
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( underline changed to Eddie )
Whooooooo!
Calm down Jerry, we've been here for less than five minutes.
Yeah, and have you seen Kim yet Eddie?
Nope. Wait Jerr-
Hey amigaa.. What I do gurl?
What do you want Jerry?
What! you! Kim!?
Yeah! Me! Kim!
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What? Do I have something on my face? Jack... Jack! Stop staring at me!
Jugh? Uh, I mean nevermind, you just look really, like, wow-ish-y in your coustume.
... Uh...
Jerry let's go grab some snacks...
No way yo! This is just gettin' good, man!
So um, you, uh, maybe, um, like, uh, possibly, um, wanna, like, um, dance?
Sure...
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Jack? Jack!
How it goin' Kimster?
Number 1. How many cans of soda did you drink? You're talking like Jerry! Number 2. Have you seen Jack? I haven't seen him in hours!
Chillax, Kimmers.. Prolly just making out with Kelsey in da batherooma..
Wh-wha-what?
Ya, Kimmy-kanga, saw da two of dem dir-tay dan-cin' next to de fog machine..
B-but I thought he liked Donna Tobin?
Well ya got dat wrong Kimgeroo, he got over her real fast.
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( Kelsey is temporarily italic )
( Kim raced up the stairs, heart thumping forcefully, trying and failing to convince herself she didn't care. )
Jack!
Uh.. Kim..
Kelsey!
Um, yeah, um, bye, ( Kelsey turned and ran down the stairs leaving a flustered Jack, who was desperately trying to come up with something to say to his flabbergasted best friend. )
Ah-jah.. Erum... Huh
Never mind Jack.
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( as Kim raced down the stairs, beginnings of hot tears stung her eyes and she blinked them back. Reminding herself, unsuccessfully, that she didn't care for Jack. )
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Kim?
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Kim!
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Kim please talk to me!
( she turned to face him with a fake smile and pretended to notice him for the first time )
Oh, hi Jack! Did you have a fun time eating Kelsey's face? While you were sucking on her face I decided to draw yours on the back of this cup! ( Kim placed the red plastic cup upside down on a soda stained, chip littered table. Jack's sharpie doodled face smirked up at them.)
Oh Kim, I was ju- wait, what? Why would you draw my-
SO I CAN DO THIS!
( Kim smashed the cup with her fist and the thin, disposable plastic crumpled against the table. She stalked off, her tears threatening to spill over once again )
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( underline changed to Milton )
Forty three.. And zero point seven.. Oh Kim, I didn't think you'd be at the dojo this late...
Well yeah... But why are you here?
Well my mother decide to have a karaoke night, so I came here to finish my advanced calculus homework.
No, I mean why aren't you at the party?
Hmm, stuck in the same room a group of jocks ready to wedgie me and possible allergy triggers such as low grade polyurethane spiderwebs? Just didn't feel like it.
oh...
Kim! There you are!
You know what? I think I'm min the mood to listen to aunt Wendy warble. Bye Jack, Kim!
Soo...
Kim I swear on my honor I wasn't snogging Kelsey! I fact I was telling her off! I- I- I-
Jack.. It's fine. I know it wasn't your fault, I kind of overreacted. its perfectly normal for you to get a girlfriend.
It is? I mean, it is!
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So uh, do you wanna go back to the party?
Nah.. I think I just go get some falaphels with my best friend...
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