Disclaimer: I shouldn't even be posting this, for more reasons than one. DiScLaImEr! You will lose between 20-47 percent of your brain cells if you read this! DiScLaImEr! I won't take the blame! DiScLaImEr! I don't own Wicked! I'm not even going to call this a story...
As the title says, I give you: WICKED in 62 seconds. I timed it. -LostOzian
Ozians: She's dead!
Glinda: I miss her!
Melena: She was a bastard!
Elphaba: I go to school!
Morrible: You're talented!
Elphaba: I room with a stuck-up prep!
Galinda: I hate you!
Nessa: I crush on Boq!
Boq: I crush on Galinda!
Fiyero: I dance through life!
Galinda: I crush on Fiyero!
Elphaba: I crush on unattractive hats!
Galinda: I bought my morals on eBay!
Elphaba: We're friends now!
Fiyero: You're hot now!
Elphaba: I support Animal Rights now!
Fiyero: I'm crushing on you now!
Elphaba: I deny myself my dreams!
Morrible: I give you your dreams!
Elphaba and Glinda: We go to the city!
Wizard: I'm a mother-!
Elphaba: I run away to become a Wicked Witch!
Intermission: ACT TWO!
Glinda: I'm going to marry Fiyero!
Fiyero: I'm sad!
Elphaba: Nessa, can you walk!?
Nessa: Yes! Boq, do you love me!?
Boq: No! Nessa, will you stop making my life sad!?
Nessa: No!
Elphaba: I have to turn you to tin now!
Audience: Oh noes!
Fiyero: I love you Elphaba!
Elphaba: Nessa got house'd!
Audience: Oh noes!
Glinda: I'm sorry your sister got house'd!
Elphaba: No you're not! We fight now!
Audience: Oh noes!
Gale Force: We're here to kill Elphaba!
Audience: Oh noes!
Fiyero: I save Elphaba!
Audience: Oh noes!
Elphaba: I turn wicked!
Boq: I turn homicidal!
Glinda: I turn into a good friend!
Elphaba: And so do I! I melt!
Audience: Oh noes!
Scarecrow: I'm a good guy!
Elphaba: I love you Strawbag Fiyero!
Crowd: She's dead!
Glinda: I miss her!
Melena: She was a bastard!
Audience: WTF?