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The Bleach Alphabet

As a new member to the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, I thought I might do something fun during my break. So here it is, the Bleach Alphabet.

A is for Adorable, just like Yachiru.

B is for Blind, Which is what Tosen is... (No offence)

C is for Cat, Here kitty, here kitty version of Grimmjow.

D is for Diabolical, which is the exact opposite of Aizen's grand plan.

E is for Emo, because that what Ulquiorra is!

F is for Frail, Poor Jûshirô and that lung ailment of his.

G is for Grin, that's one letter away from being Gin, plus Gin grins a lot.

H is for Hair, that's what Ikkaku wishes he had.

I is for Ice, Well, Tôshirô was just here and he is very cold.

J is for Jumbo, like Ichigo's Zanpaku-to.

K is for Kenny, Kenpachi's Nickname.

L is for Lame, which is what Izuru is.

M is for Mad, as in the Mad Scientist Szayelaporro Grantz.

N is for Narcissists. that's Yumichika!

O is for Orange, like Ichigo's hair.

P is for Proud, just like Rukia.

Q is for Quincy, Ah that Uryû.

R is for Reliable, Rangiku always has my back.

S is for Serious, Byakuya is always serious.

T is for Treason, which is what I told everyone Aizen would commit, but did they listen? NO!

U is for Unfair, everyone is taller that poor Toshiro, which is unfair.

V is for Violet, well Violet or Purple it doesn't matter, it's the color of Mayuri's hair.

W is for Wasted, which is what Kyôraku was last night.

X is for X-ray, which is what I was supposed to get when I got to Squad four sick bay.

Y is for Yes, because Aizen doesn't believe in no.

And finally.

Z is for Zzzzz, which is what I'm going to do when I stop fighting Hollows.

Ah man, my break's over. I guess I have to go and fight more Hollows along side the Narcissist...I mean Yumichika. Oh well, at least I get to sleep tonight. YEAH!

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