A/N: The Overdrive producers were begging me to write this. This story is supposed be OOC and absolutely ridiculous…keep that in mind…

A Robot's Revenge

"Come on son," Andrew encouraged, helping Mack onto the rocky ledge. Mack smiled as he joined his father, breathing heavily from the long climb up.

The Hartford men were in search of "The Book of Secrets," because Disney uses the same ideas for many of their projects, whether it be Power Rangers or National Treasure sequels. Truth be told, Mack had only gone on this excursion because Rose had ordered him to.

Andrew eagerly led the way down the path towards where the book was rumored to be located. "It's this way, Mack," he called to the younger man, rubbing his hairy hands together excitedly.

But when Andrew looked back at Mack to see what was taking him so long, he noticed something about Mack seemed a little off. The spandex loving teen had a strange look on his face…one that could be considered psychotic.

And before the forty year old virgin that was Andrew Hartford could put two and two together (he didn't have Rose to help him, after all), Mack had charged, flailing his fists wildly.

"What the f- duck?" Andrew yelped, suddenly remembering he was a character on a television show for children and couldn't say a certain four letter word. "Why are you beating me up? The season is over! If you were going to do this, why didn't you do it on the first episode like I deserved?"

"I had to wait until the producers started thinking of ways to torture Casey. Did you really fall for my 'I love you too, Dad,' line? I HATE you!"

Andrew resumed his trademark whipped puppy expression. "But…but…" he whimpered.

"You're a freak! You're having an affair with our butler; you make said butler jealous by trying to hit on my girlfriend; you couldn't even get a girl to talk to you so you had to build a kid instead of fathering one!"
Andrew looked up at his "son" from the cave floor pitifully. "I…I thought all of that was behind us. I thought you could be Daddy's little boy again. I thought maybe we could share Rose…she's so pretty…" Andrew began to drool.

"No, you cannot share Rose with me!" Mack glared down at his father angrily. "Well…it doesn't matter now. You're going to die here in this cave; I'm going to get the Book of Secrets, and then I'm going to get all of your money. Oh, and then Rose and I are getting married and, because the author of this crack!fic is obsessed with the idea of Rose and I having children, we're going to have kids…the normal way!" Mack laughed evilly.

"Those little brats will ruin all my treasures!" Andrew screamed hysterically.

Mack shrugged. "Should have thought of that before, shouldn't you? If you'd had a kid the normal way, I wouldn't need to extract my revenge! Or…my revenge, but Rose's plans…" He thought for a moment. "Oh well. Get up. I have to push you off the cliff now."

He didn't have to wait for Andrew to scramble up; he merely used his super strength to pick the cowering man up. "Oh…and Spencer cheated on you with Norg."

"Nooooo!" Andrew screamed as he fell into the gaping chasm.