Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Desk Lamp
Consequences
″Why do I have to fill out the requisition?″ Jim pouted slightly as he held up the PADD.
″Because its your lamp and your desk.″ Leonard had little sympathy for him, dealing with his own overwhelming list of requisitions for Sickbay. Given the dangerous nature of their mission and the foolhardy nature of the crew, ensuring that the Sickbay was fully stocked with everything they could possibly need – and more that they hadn't yet realized they'd need – took up a not-insignificant portion of his and Nurse Chapel's jobs.
″But you're the randy asshole who shoved the lamp off the desk.″ Jim glared at him, though the heat behind the expression was not the heat of anger.
″Because I needed more room to properly have my way with you and the lamp was in the way.″ Leonard set the PADD aside for a moment and met Jim's gaze with raised eyebrows. ″You're the one who set up that little seduction, mind you, and you should have properly planned for such casualties. You deliberately goaded me into fucking you six ways from Sunday in your office rather than in a nice, comfortable bed and now you have to suffer the consequences.″
″Fine, but see if I offer to help you next time things get a little out of hand in the Sickbay storage cabinet.″
His attention once again on his PADD, Leonard replied distractedly, ″Everything in that cabinet it locked up behind unbreakable plastic. The worst we risk down there are leaving obvious fingerprints behind.″
Jim thought about that for a moment and then grinned. ″Hey, Bones?″
After a moment, Leonard looked up at him. ″Yeah?″
″When we finish up here, wanna go down to Sickbay and test that theory?″