This is just a little oneshot I posted on my Deviant Art account a while back. I thought the K2/Kyman people here might enjoy it - or not. ^_^ Takes place after "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" episode.
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Kyle's tongue curled over his upper lip. A stray curl sprang loose from his green ushanka. He dribbled the ball and aimed carefully.
"No!"
Kyle paused and turned, finding Eric Cartman behind him.
"No what, fatass?" Kyle asked, the basketball cradled in his arms. "You said earlier you weren't playing HORSE with us, so fuck off!"
Cartman struggled, his forehead glistening with sweart. "I said no, goddammit!"
Kyle frowned, his green eyes narrowed to slits. "No what?"
Cartman took a step forward. His foot dragged as though his shoes were full of lead.
Kyle took a step back, now confused as well as pissed off. "Cartman, I swear to God…"
"Kahl… I…" Cartman took another step forward, his face contorting. "No! Nggggggh! Kenneh!" Another step.
"Oh not this again! Kenny is NOT inside you, okay? You're just an insensitive asshole who drank his ashes!" Kyle snapped, his pale cheeks scarlet with indignation.
Cartman lunged forward, as though pushed, and planted a big wet kiss on Kyle's cheek.
"OH SICK!"
"That was Kenneh!"
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Or was it?