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The Office
Disney
*Michael enters in with a suit and a top hat with mouse ears coming out of it.*
Michael: Hello everyone! I am Walt Disney.
Stanley: Michael. It's not Halloween.
Michael: Yes, you are correct. But it is the season of celebration.
Dwight: Yea!
Pam: What are we celebrating?
Michael: Your jobs of course!
*Cuts to Michael in his office*
Michael: This office is like a family, and families always go to Disneyworld. Except for Toby because he is like the ugly cleaning girl in Cinderella.
*Goes back to office*
Michael: I am inviting you to my park young ones.
*Camera spans to Creed.*
Angela: How are we going to get any work done there?
Michael: This is like a funcation! There is no work!
Jim: Um Michael.. Pam is pregnant so I don't know if she should go ---
Michael: --- Jim! Jim! Disney welcomes all, even the fat! As I was saying!
Pam: *Jaw drops*
Kevin: How are we going to pay for that?
Michael: Walt Disney will take care of it.
Oscar: How are you going to do that Michael?
Michael: It's Walt Disney not Michael.
*Cuts to Michael in his office*
Michael: 3 days, 2 nights. Everyone in the office can go except Toby. There was this special package and I had some money lying around so, I put it towards this. The only thing is… We need to attend a few lectures and meetings.
*Back to Office*
Michael: Pack your bags for a 3 day, 2 night free Disney vacation!
Kelly: Omg yay! Celebrities are there all the time. Ryan, were going on a vacation together!
Ryan: -_-
Angela: I don't want to go.
Michael: Take the ticket and go before I go crazy!
Angela: Fine, but I'm taking my cats.
Michael: Dwight, pass out the tickets.
*Cuts to Pam and Jim in Conference Room.*
Pam: At least if I have my baby in Disneyworld, I'll be surrounded by enlarged Disney characters.
Jim: And Michael and Dwight.
Pam: Oh god…
Jim: You can only imagine what that will be like.
*Hotel Lobby*
Michael: Dunder Mifflin group.
Lady: Yes, 4 rooms.
Michael: What? Only 4 rooms! –looks at camera –
(Voiceover) – I forgot to read the fine print. Max of 4 rooms! But don't worry about me. I'll figure this out.
*To workers*
Michael: Hey everyone!
Pam: Are you Walt or Michael?
Michael: Not important.
Jim: Kind of is. It's important to know if you are Michael Scott co-manager, or Walt Disney who is the dead creator of this park.
Michael: What?
*Cut to Michael talking to camera and holding up a brochure*
Michael: I thought "Time with Walt" was an inspirational talk and a show with Walt. The brochure didn't mention that he was dead and that its only a boring movie.
*Back to the Lobby*
Michael: Ok you guys. We are a family. Families stay together.
Dwight: Not always.
Michael: Shut it. So, you will not be alone in your rooms.
Andy: Aright. Party with the Nard-Dog!
Michael: Ok so pick your roommates.
Jim: I wonder who I'll pick.
Pam: Maybe the pregnant and fat lady standing next to you.
Dwight: No! Company rules state that if we ever go on a trip of any kind, you must separate the guys from the girls.
Michael: Come on Dwight!
Dwight: It's the rules.
Erin: So who are the roommates?
Michael: 15 of us, 4 rooms. 15 divided by is…
Kevin: 3!
Oscar: That's not right.
Angela: And you call yourself an accountant.
Michael: So 3 in each room.
Ummmmm. Got it!
Erin, Kelly, Meredith
Pam, Phyllis, Angela
Kevin, Stanley, Creed
Ryan, Oscar, Andy
Wait that won't work.
Dwight:15/4 is not 3.
Michael: Oh yea, then what is it?
Dwight: 3.75
Michael: Nerd!
Room 1 – Erin, Kelly, Meredith
Room 2 – Pam, Phyllis, Angela
Room 3 – Kevin, Stanley, Creed, Oscar, and Ryan
Room 4 – ME, Dwight, Jim, and Andy.
Angela: You have got to be kidding me. Phyllis? Anyone want to trade?
Jim: Me.
Dwight: Jim, you know the rules.
Jim: But she's my pregnant wife!
Michael: If anyone should be in the same room as her, it should be me. – laughes -
*Awkard silence. Pam shakes her head.*
Angela: Any girls want to switch with me?
Meredith: I will.
Angela: Thank god.
*Cuts to Pam and Jim talking to the camera*
Pam: This reminds me of my 8th grade field trip to D.C. They taped us to our rooms. Do you think their going to do that?
Jim: Nah. I think their pushing us to break the rules. Why else would they give us 2 room keys?
Pam: I'll take that – grabs key –
Jim: Where's my other key?
Pam: Jim, Jim, Jim.
*Michael, Dwight, and Andy enter their room.*
Michael: Ah! Where's the mini bar?
Andy: Maybe it's hidden.
Dwight: Room probably doesn't have one.
Michael: This room sucks! – Dwight is examining the room –
Andy: We should get a better room with a mini bar.
Dwight: And a better safe. The bathtub is more a safe place to hide stuff then in here.
~Hotel Lobby~
Lady: Hello, How may I help you?
Michael: Michael Scott
Andy: Andrew Bernard. Cornell Graduate.
Dwight: Dwight K Shrute, Assistant Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin. Question: Do you have a lay our of the hotel with fire exits clearly labeled and –
Michael: Dwight back off! Hi. We would like to upgrade our room.
Lady: It's going to cost 500 more dollars.
Michael: We could split the cost of the room between us four.
Dwight: Oh not Jim. He wants to keep the old room.
*Cuts to Dwight talking to the camera*
Dwight: Jim won't know what hit him.
*Back to the lobby*
Michael: His loss!
Lady: Here are you new keys.
Michael: Thank you very much.
Andy: Let's go check out the party room.
Michael: Party!
Dwight: *Spots Jim* I'll be right there. Hey Jim! What' cha doing?
Jim: Just taken my stuff up to the room.
Dwight: Ha! You lose, I win. Michael, Andy, and I upgraded our room. We have a mini bar and a safe!
Jim: Well I could hide my stuff in my socks and if I'm thirsty, I'll go to the bar over there. Drinks are free for guests.
Dwight: Damn!
Jim: Nice try. – walks away. –
Dwight: I still have the better room!
*Kelly walks out of the elevator*
Kelly: Oh my gosh! Hi Jim! This is so cool!
Jim: Yea. You know what? You should upgrade your room and request the room next to Andy. You guys could play American Idol all night.
Kelly: Great Idea! I need to find Erin. Erinn!
-Jim smiles at camera-
*Switches to Kevin moving in a cart full of food*
Stanley: How are we going to pay for this?
Creed: No worries men. I said to put it under Michael's tab.
Kevin: Ok Stanley here is your Chicken breasts. Garlic and Onion soup.
Creed: Yum.
Kevin: Yes M&Ms.
Stanley: You got m&ms?
Kevin: Peanut butter ones.
*Kelly enters her hotel room*
Kelly: Yuck! It smells like cat litter. – Spots a lot of cats on the beds. – Angela! What's with all the cats? We're going to get in so much trouble.
Angela: They need to be taken care of by their mother. And don't tell anyone.
Kelly: Fine, but spray something in here. Oh and I'm having an American Idol contest!
~Hotel Lobby~
Michael: Dunder Mifflin, come with me into a fun trip.
*Everyone shows up at a work convention*
Stanley: I thought this was a funcation.
Michael: This is fun.
*Cut to Dwight talking to camera*
Dwight: This works out for me. I didn't want to go 3 days without any work.
*Back to the convention*
Pam: I was hoping to be on a vacation.
Jim: Funcation.
Pam: Still sucks. Phyllis has quilts everywhere and Meredith brought lots of beer.
Jim: You're just in luck. Dwight, Andy, and Michael moved out.
Pam: Good cause it would have been awkward being there with Dwight, Andy, and Michael.
-Dinner
Oscar: How are we suppose to pay for this? $23 for soup!
Kevin: Put it on Michael's tab.
Oscar: That's not what ---
Kevin: --- Do you want to pay for that soup?
~Bar~
Andy: Let's find some ladies. – checks out girls –
Dwight: Oh yea. Party tonight! – goes up to blonde girl. –
Michael: (To woman) Hello. I'm Michael. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: You're too old for me.
Michael: I don't want her anyway.
Phone is ringing somewhere. –
Andy: Hey oh! Andy is here.
Kelly: American idol contest. Come sing!
Andy: umm.. – Looks at girl –
Kelly: Erin and Ryan are here.
Andy: Yea, of course. Why wouldn't I come?
~Room 304~
Jim: Quiet Room.
Pam: Yea, it's going to be. TV doesn't work Oh, not batteries in the remote.
Jim: You're so cute.
Pam: I try. Do you happen to carry batteries around?
Jim: No
Pam: No TV then.
Jim: There's a button on the TV.
Pam: Not worth it. *Laughes*
Jim: - Leans down and pecks Pam –
*Knock Knock*
Pam: Who is that? – opens the door –
Michael: Hi pam. – enters the room –
Pam: Come in?
Michael: Hi Jim. Can I stay here with you guys? Dwight hooked up with someone.
Pam: Michael why don't you - - -
Michael: I don't want to be alone.
Jim: Fine, just for tonight.
Pam: I'm tired. Night Jim –kisses-
Jim: Night Pam.
Michael: Night Pam. – leans in –
Pam: No Michael.
Jim: Really Michael? I'm going to bed. You are going to sleep in the other bed.
Michael: Jim, I don't become naughty till 2 am.
Jim: Oh jeez.
-Dwight's room –
Dwight: Night Beautiful.
*Noise comes from Kelly's room. It's singing. Dwight goes next door and knocks.*
Kelly: Hi Dwight. This is so much fun. I'm winning.
Dwight: Keep it down. I'm trying to go back to sleep with someone.
*Angela randomly comes out of the closet.*
Angela: That's so.. *Sniffs* disgusting. –leaves –
Dwight: Damn you guys! – Runs after Angela –
Angela: Go away Dwight.
Dwight: I thought you wanted space.
Angela: Not forever. Now I might reconsider.
Dwight: I don't want that!
Angela: Who's better?
Dwight: what?
Angela: Who is better at it?
Dwight: You of course!
Angela: Then get rid of her.
Dwight: I'm on it!
-Enters Room-
Dwight: OUT! OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
-lifts girl and throws her out of room. Lifts Angela-
Angela: Dwight! The cameras…
Dwight: Their not watching.
*looks at camera then rushes in room*
Angela: Dwight my cats!
Dwight: Leave them!
~Room 304~
*Jim and Pam are cuddling in bed. Michael sleepwalks over to their bed and scoots next to Pam*
Pam: Jim?
Jim: mm
Pam: Someone is hugging me and breathing down my neck.
Jim: What? *looks over* Michael! What the hell!?
Michael: Where am I? Oh! I must have sleepwalked here.
*Michael steps out in the hall and the door shuts behind him.*
-Morning-
Michael: *Yawns* Dunder Mifflin! I have our schedule.
Dwight: I'll read it!
Michael: Ok I'll go to sleep.
Dwight: Ok. Breakfast, 90 minute timeshare meeting and tour, don't tell office workers. Oh..
Michael: Dwight!!
Jim: Good going Dwight.
Phyllis: We have to go to a timeshare meeting?
Michael: It's part of the package.
Oscar: Michael its 5 am. I'm too tired to go.
Michael: Early worm gets the bird. Zzz
Everyone: ?
~Disney Gates. 7am ~
Speaker: Ok kids, you read to go inside Disneyworld.
Pam: Suddenly I feel very old.
Michael: Yes, I'm ready!!
Jim: Now is Michael a kid or adult?
Pam: Both. He's a Kidult or aid.
*They laugh*
~Time Square~
Dwight: Where to now?
Kevin: Winnie the Pooh
Phyllis: Princess Castle
Michael: Mickey's Playhouse
Oscar: Tree of Life
Dwight: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Stanley: Hot dog cart.
Angela: Something catlike.
Meredith: Anywhere with cowboys?
Jim: Tomorrowland
Pam: That sounds fun. I really want to go to Epcot.
Jim: That would be interesting.
Kevin: Where are we going then?