Tuna
"Are you sure this is safe? And why Tuna?"
"It is perfectly safe and because I like tuna"
"But I don't. Why can't we use ice cream or honey or melted chocolate?"
"Stop winging Winry. We need something to spice up our sex life and this is going to do it. You always say that you would like me to go down on you more and when you know, because I tell you, that you don't taste very nice,"
"Well Edward, you don't taste all that great either,"
"Do you want me to eat you out or not?"
Winry huffed. "Fine,"
Ed grabbed the already open can of drained tuna and made his way down to Winry's groin. He spread her legs open and pushed a chunk of tuna in, making Winry release a small moan. Ed kept on inserting tuna chunks inside her until the phone began to ring.
"Damn" Ed got off the bed to go downstairs to answer the phone. A few minutes later Ed raced back upstairs. "Winry quick, get dressed, Rose has just gone into labour,"
Forgetting all about the tuna, Winry quickly put clothes on, along with Ed and got downstairs, outside and into the car.
When they got there, Rose had already given birth to a little baby boy and Al was standing next to her and beaming down at her and their little son, amazed that something that size had managed to squeeze through a hole just a little bit bigger than a garden pea.
Three days later.
"WHAT!"
"Mrs Elric, please calm down. They are not doing any serious harm but it is important that we get them out as soon as possible. In the meantime though can you think of any explanation of how you managed to get maggots in your vagina?"
"Um, I can't really think of any"
"Mrs Elric, please you must think back. It is quite a common fetish for couples to put things up in their most intimate areas to raise their sexual pleasure. Mrs Elric, have you put anything, anything at all up your vagina that might attract maggots."
It suddenly clicked in Winry's mind and her left eye gave a slight twitch. Tuna.
A/N- inspired by a rumour I heard at school
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