Another new rule story that involves around young Selina and Bruce and their future daughter, Paris Kyle.
#1] I am not allowed to drag Bruce to the future to meet my older self
Annie speeds with Bruce and Selina attached onto her to the future. A few split-seconds later they arrive at their location, Miss Selina Kyle's apartment.
"Hiya!" Selina cries with glee and skips up to the old lady who's watching a TV show about cats. "Wow, they still air this show? Good to know."
The old lady happens to be Selina Kyle and she's in her late 50s. She grabs viciously for her cane and wants to swat the girl who dared to disturb her but soon recognizes it's her younger self.
"AAGH! This is so cool!" old Selina cries in glee and jumps to her feet and starts dancing round and round with younger Selina. And that without using a cane. "Wait until you meet our daughter, Paris!"
Selina's mouth drops agape; "I have a daughter? Who's the dad?"
"Bruce Wayne!"
A soft thud indicates Bruce Wayne had fainted to the floor, once again.
#2] Me and Annie are not allowed to laugh when older Selina Kyle treats Bruce like a little kid
"Awe, you still look adorable as the first day I met you in the hallway!" older Selina cries ecstatic and starts pinching Bruce's cheek, thoroughly.
Bruce looks at the two girls for help but they lie on the floor, rolling and laughing their heads off. Then, older Selina pulls Bruce closer and settles him beside her on the couch.
"Now tell me, are you still wet your bed when you dream about bats?" Bruce's awkward red face says enough. Selina and Annie proceed laughing, loudly.
#3] I am not allowed to encourage Bruce to introduce himself to Paris (how would I know she has daddy issues)
"So, my older version and you don't live together?" Bruce asks with a sad look. "What happened?"
Older Selina sighs and cups Bruce's face; "I can't tell you the reason, sweetie, because if I do, it might chance everything. You might never become who you become."
"But, we still talk, right?"
Older Selina smiles; "Yes, we still talk from time to time. I mean, we have to. We have a daughter together."
"Has Paris a good relationship with her dad?"
Before older Selina could answer that the front door opens and they hear a female call for her mom. Younger Selina elbows Bruce and grins; "There she is. Maybe you should introduce yourself to her. I mean, to break the ice."
Bruce nods rapidly and Paris enters the room, staring momentarily at her mom's visitors. Then Bruce scurries closer and older Selina whispers to her younger self; "I'm not sure if your plan is such a great idea."
Young Selina frowns and watches with her older self and Annie how Bruce holds his hand out to Paris and says; "Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne. I'm the younger version-
Bruce could say no more because Paris grabbed his hand and double-flipped him before he landed onto the floor, groaning in pain.
Annie and young Selina look at the old lady for an explanation who grins; "I forgot to mention, Paris has daddy issues."
#4] I am not allowed to let Paris glare daggers at him and mumble unkind things. Also, parenting is not my thing
Old Selina had set some tea and they are sitting on the couch, drinking it. Paris sits on a couch with her mom and the visitors sit on the couch opposite of them.
There's an awkward silence which quickly gets cut off when Paris blurts out; "He's just as scrawny as I imagined he would be."
"Paris, calm down," her mom says with a warning in her voice. "Yes, he's maybe scrawny but he has a heart made out of gold."
Paris shoots daggers with her eyes at Bruce and snorts; "Heart of lead, more likely." Then she starts growling at him like a cat.
Selina sees how Bruce's face turns sad and figures it's about time to at least listen to one of Alfred's rules and jumps to her feet.
"Listen, young lady! Bruce is my Kitty Toy which means, hands off. Otherwise your grounded for a week!"
Paris shares a look with her mom before looking back to Selina and… starts to guffaw right on cue with her mom who giggles; "I told you I looked cute when I tried to be mad!"
#5] I am not allowed to take my older version and my daughter back to my own time. I should know by now, Alfred will turn ape
Annie swoops back in time with the two Selinas, Bruce and Paris and come to halt in Wayne Manor kitchen. Alfred is preparing breakfast.
"Hiya, Alfred!" Selina bellows in glee and made the butler jump, instantly. When the butler turns around to throw an icy glare at the cat-girl, he finds visitors with her. "Guess who they are!"
Alfred grumbles between clenched teeth; "How many times do I have to tell you, Miss Kyle, STOP TRAVELING INTO THE FUTURE!"
Selina however proceeds grinning; "This is me in my late 50s and this is my daughter, Paris. Guess who her dad is."
Bruce, answering before his butler could; "I am! Isn't that great?!"
Alfred sinks to the floor, sobbing and crying; "Master Bruce, what have I ever done wrong to you that you reward me with having the three-letter-word with Miss Kyle and knock her pregnant."
"Three-letter-word?" Paris frowns. "Can't he just say s.e.x?"
Selina simply shrugs.